Mountain Bike Thread - Rape Board

mountainbikeman · 01-03-2009, 02:21 PM

Does anyone here mountain bike?

I have been biking quite a while but have never talked to anyone online about it,

If you are interested I am starting a mountain bike forum at mountainbikechat.info

somedude · 01-03-2009, 03:11 PM

And for a second there I thought someone was talking about raping mountainbikes...lol

TZOFOSHO · 01-03-2009, 10:15 PM

who the fuck spams for a mountain bike forum on a rape forum, i just don't see the cross over.

lexie22 · 01-03-2009, 10:19 PM

Yes, we're all into mountain bikes here. Because i routinely fantasize about being raped while on a mountain bike. Mountain bikes make me so hot. They make me feel horny, and less inhibited.

Oh, wait, no, that's scotch. My bad!

whyaskwhy · 01-04-2009, 02:52 AM

Well,since this spam got the subject started....Oh,come on,you know I can't let a thread die that easy!Seriously though,My x-wife was into rape fantasies as well as myself and back in the mid-nineties I did the occasional cross-country NORBA (mountain bikings governing race body)race here and there but I primarily rode for fun.Still do...ANYWAY,my wife rode with me some as she loved riding and helping me train.Many a weekend would include myself dropping her on a hard climb only to ride a mile or so out front and find a good ambush spot on another wooded climb where she would be distracted by trying to not fall over and would be going quit slow.I would jump out and drag her with bike still attached into the woods for some "me time".Bike shorts are so easy to yank down and her body would be covered in sweat from riding.I've always found sweat so hot on a woman so that was nice.after a while we would "kiss and make up"get back on our bikes and continue our peace full fun loving ride.that is ,until another good climb.

InnocentVirgin · 01-04-2009, 03:02 AM

<-----wonders - if her bike in the garage still works?

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

Well,since this spam got the subject started....Oh,come on,you know I can't let a thread die that easy!Seriously though,My x-wife was into rape fantasies as well as myself and back in the mid-nineties I did the occasional cross-country NORBA (mountain bikings governing race body)race here and there but I primarily rode for fun.Still do...ANYWAY,my wife rode with me some as she loved riding and helping me train.Many a weekend would include myself dropping her on a hard climb only to ride a mile or so out front and find a good ambush spot on another wooded climb where she would be distracted by trying to not fall over and would be going quit slow.I would jump out and drag her with bike still attached into the woods for some "me time".Bike shorts are so easy to yank down and her body would be covered in sweat from riding.I've always found sweat so hot on a woman so that was nice.after a while we would "kiss and make up"get back on our bikes and continue our peace full fun loving ride.that is ,until another good climb.

whyaskwhy · 01-04-2009, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by InnocentVirgin

<-----wonders - if her bike in the garage still works?

YEP,it's in my garage!Part of the stuff I kept after our divorce.Wanna go for a ride sometime?

pervipete · 01-04-2009, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by somedude

And for a second there I thought someone was talking about raping mountainbikes...lol

Well, I have seen a doc on TV about people who have sex with cars..

I suppose if you don't get the owners ok first then that could be rape

So bikes, well anything possible....(shudders at the thought)

TZOFOSHO · 01-04-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

Well,since this spam got the subject started....Oh,come on,you know I can't let a thread die that easy!Seriously though,My x-wife was into rape fantasies as well as myself and back in the mid-nineties I did the occasional cross-country NORBA (mountain bikings governing race body)race here and there but I primarily rode for fun.Still do...ANYWAY,my wife rode with me some as she loved riding and helping me train.Many a weekend would include myself dropping her on a hard climb only to ride a mile or so out front and find a good ambush spot on another wooded climb where she would be distracted by trying to not fall over and would be going quit slow.I would jump out and drag her with bike still attached into the woods for some "me time".Bike shorts are so easy to yank down and her body would be covered in sweat from riding.I've always found sweat so hot on a woman so that was nice.after a while we would "kiss and make up"get back on our bikes and continue our peace full fun loving ride.that is ,until another good climb.

if it was up to me this thread would never die, i love randomly started threads, they're great.

back to the 'subject' i used to have a huge fantasy in high school, my best friend was a really cute half Okinawan, half white girl who was my partner in gym. She had C cups and they gave her major problems when we had to ran, so i constantly fantasized about running ahead and taking her in a school park that was on our route.

Ha, just thought about the good old 'i like someone' thing, we both 'liked someone' luckily i let her go first so she could tell me it was my friend and i could be like "oh, mine's your friend too." Ahh, good times with quasi rejection.

Back to the bike thing, there is that one video where the girl is tied to the bike, push bike rape i think it's called. So i'm starting to see the relevance. Who knew.

anyone else with any bike related rape stories/fantasies? Perhaps we have some women with Lance Armstrong fetishes?

Door'sunlocked_c'monin · 01-04-2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by somedude

And for a second there I thought someone was talking about raping mountainbikes...lol

I would have loved to hear about some poor little whore out mountain biking and she gets a flat tire, has to stop until some hero-of-the-day comes along to help.. but the time passes and it's starting to get dark when all of the sudden when the last sliver of light is hovering in the sky a noise.. a small movement over yonder...

Door'sunlocked_c'monin · 01-04-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

YEP,it's in my garage!Part of the stuff I kept after our divorce.Wanna go for a ride sometime?

I know I am!!!

I was ready about an hour ago...

InnocentVirgin · 01-06-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

YEP,it's in my garage!Part of the stuff I kept after our divorce.Wanna go for a ride sometime?

Dare ya!

Brutal Cop · 01-06-2009, 02:43 PM

I just like Bikes, mountain bikes tend to be a bit hairy bit hard to shave when you live in them 'ther hills, now town and city bikes tend to take care of themselves a bit more, I could ride them all day

Route66 · 01-06-2009, 02:53 PM

Is there an award for the most random spam 2009?....this will take some beating!

Brutal Cop · 01-06-2009, 03:04 PM

someone just told me, not that type of bike

01-06-2009, 03:19 PM

A man was arrested and charged in Scotland for having sex with a bike..

Apparently he was staying in a hotel and the chambermaid came in and he was in full fuck mode.

I don't think it was ever published which bit of the bike he was shagging!!

Brutal Cop · 01-06-2009, 03:25 PM

not that type of bike either

doggystylethatgirl · 01-06-2009, 03:29 PM

Bicycle Race !!! " I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE "

For You Younger Ones Out There - The Album "Jazz" from Queen Includes This Nice Big Poster In The Original Release of The Album.
45 Pic Sleeve of Single - Thought It was appropriate for this one bike thread.

wingus · 01-06-2009, 03:33 PM

starting a naked mile?

Crimson Guard · 01-07-2009, 03:14 AM

If your bicycle is anywhere to the left of the white line in the right line I surely would like to rape it with my car. Live Strong Lance Armstrong as you go cartwheeling back on the sidewalk where your childrens toy belongs.

Just a fantasy :P

01-03-2009, 02:21 PM	#1
mountainbikeman Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1 Reputation: -19	Mountain Bike Thread Does anyone here mountain bike? I have been biking quite a while but have never talked to anyone online about it, If you are interested I am starting a mountain bike forum at mountainbikechat.info

01-03-2009, 03:11 PM	#2
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	And for a second there I thought someone was talking about raping mountainbikes...lol __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

01-03-2009, 10:15 PM	#3
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	who the fuck spams for a mountain bike forum on a rape forum, i just don't see the cross over. __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

01-04-2009, 02:52 AM	#5
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	Well,since this spam got the subject started....Oh,come on,you know I can't let a thread die that easy!Seriously though,My x-wife was into rape fantasies as well as myself and back in the mid-nineties I did the occasional cross-country NORBA (mountain bikings governing race body)race here and there but I primarily rode for fun.Still do...ANYWAY,my wife rode with me some as she loved riding and helping me train.Many a weekend would include myself dropping her on a hard climb only to ride a mile or so out front and find a good ambush spot on another wooded climb where she would be distracted by trying to not fall over and would be going quit slow.I would jump out and drag her with bike still attached into the woods for some "me time".Bike shorts are so easy to yank down and her body would be covered in sweat from riding.I've always found sweat so hot on a woman so that was nice.after a while we would "kiss and make up"get back on our bikes and continue our peace full fun loving ride.that is ,until another good climb. __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill." Last edited by whyaskwhy; 01-04-2009 at 02:54 AM.

01-03-2009, 10:19 PM	#4
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	Yes, we're all into mountain bikes here. Because i routinely fantasize about being raped while on a mountain bike. Mountain bikes make me so hot. They make me feel horny, and less inhibited. Oh, wait, no, that's scotch. My bad!

01-06-2009, 02:43 PM	#13
Brutal Cop Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 181 Reputation: 918	I just like Bikes, mountain bikes tend to be a bit hairy bit hard to shave when you live in them 'ther hills, now town and city bikes tend to take care of themselves a bit more, I could ride them all day

01-06-2009, 02:53 PM	#14
Route66 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 44 Reputation: 1451	Is there an award for the most random spam 2009?....this will take some beating!

01-06-2009, 03:04 PM	#15
Brutal Cop Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 181 Reputation: 918	someone just told me, not that type of bike

01-06-2009, 03:19 PM	#16
Taking it Guest Posts: n/a	A man was arrested and charged in Scotland for having sex with a bike.. Apparently he was staying in a hotel and the chambermaid came in and he was in full fuck mode. I don't think it was ever published which bit of the bike he was shagging!!

01-06-2009, 03:25 PM	#17
Brutal Cop Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 181 Reputation: 918	not that type of bike either

01-06-2009, 03:33 PM	#19
wingus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 105 Reputation: 4542	starting a naked mile?

01-07-2009, 03:14 AM	#20
Crimson Guard Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Broca Beach Posts: 53 Reputation: 37	If your bicycle is anywhere to the left of the white line in the right line I surely would like to rape it with my car. Live Strong Lance Armstrong as you go cartwheeling back on the sidewalk where your childrens toy belongs. Just a fantasy :P