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LIDM99810 · 04-23-2013, 04:15 PM

So yesterday these pitbulls darlings followed me home, wouldn't leave, or leave me. So after politely going thru the gate like gentlemen, I gave up and coaxed them back to their house. Then they started fighting, and I broke em up, ran a block away and the woman who owns em had to get em back in the yerd.

What I love about this town are the dogs, they are so friendly, last ppl had that place they had a starving husky and staffy pup, ben took the staf in, and they shot thehusky! Fucking bastards. If you don't wanna feed or put water out for your animals, give em to rspca.

Just been back from cairns visitng family, bro has a staffy pup, that he abuses

he doesn't care, and couldn't stand it. I think I was the first human to show her some kindness in her short life. Cut me up real.

GermanChick · 04-24-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Scotsman

If i tried Yoga i'd end up in hospital.

The plan would be to watch, not participate... believe me - there are plenty of guys that seem to just kind of go through the 'motions'

MY thoughts are that they are there for the scenery, not to get fit

BTW - is there a thread that's akin to the 'Happy and Cheery' somewhere? Kind of like the opposite to the 'what has pissed you off today'?
I looked but couldn't seem to find it.

Thx.

The_Scotsman · 04-24-2013, 11:05 PM

This morning could be a shitty one, but hopefully the rest of the day won't.

Dangerdevil · 04-25-2013, 10:58 AM

Why are people compelled to point out all the things you do wrong, but have nothing to say when you do something right?

WickedLady · 04-25-2013, 11:31 AM

You do something right a lot though Carlos,if we mentioned it each time we'd be here all day, ain't nobody got time for that!!!

antropinus · 04-25-2013, 11:19 PM

Lovely snipe and tender turn, excellent vapor and slender butter, all the splinter and the trunk, all the poisonous darkening drunk, all the joy in weak success, all the joyful tenderness, all the section and the tea, all the stouter symmetry.

LIDM99810 · 04-26-2013, 02:56 AM

Are you having scones and cream and a cuppa tea there antrop?

LIDM99810 · 04-26-2013, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dangerdevil

Why are people compelled to point out all the things you do wrong, but have nothing to say when you do something right?

I know carls, story of my life in my family, as you know. Forget them, you are a bludy gift to anyone, and worth more than gold to me. You know that is true,

Um you also know I get real soppy with ya too

EssenceofRed · 04-26-2013, 05:21 AM

I'm sick of being busy. There are so many conversations I'd love to partake in, but I can't because I only have time to whisk by about twice a day to see what's going on.

nondescript29 · 04-26-2013, 01:18 PM

Today I purchased a Callahan auto parts tshirt and I'm kind of excited about it.

/that is all

bjc1979 · 04-26-2013, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nondescript29

Today I purchased a Callahan auto parts tshirt and I'm kind of excited about it.

/that is all

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

The_Scotsman · 04-27-2013, 03:20 AM

It'll happen real soon, be patient.

antropinus · 04-27-2013, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIDM99810

Are you having scones and cream and a cuppa tea there antrop?

I asked my grandmother what she thought of my wife's roast beef, and this was her reply. We're still trying to figure out if she liked it.

-Ante
(Licking some tender buttons now that /she/ is back.)

LIDM99810 · 04-27-2013, 06:26 PM

I think she liked it

LIDM99810 · 04-27-2013, 11:42 PM

So this is getting ridiculous, I'm now an E cup, and have gone up one band size

They're so ginormous, spurting milk, plus half the weight gain from the meds have gone straight to my boobs

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 12:21 AM

Oh andpics or didn't happen.. got the melons on my album.

The_Scotsman · 04-28-2013, 05:57 AM

I like biting melons.

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 06:09 AM

Are we talking melons or "melons"?

WickedLady · 04-28-2013, 06:32 AM

It's alternating between lashing rain and hailstoning here today

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 06:39 AM

You should be out dancing naked in it.

04-26-2013, 01:18 PM	#850
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Today I purchased a Callahan auto parts tshirt and I'm kind of excited about it. /that is all __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

04-28-2013, 06:09 AM	#858
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Are we talking melons or "melons"? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 06:39 AM	#860
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You should be out dancing naked in it. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-23-2013, 04:15 PM	#841
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	So yesterday these pitbulls darlings followed me home, wouldn't leave, or leave me. So after politely going thru the gate like gentlemen, I gave up and coaxed them back to their house. Then they started fighting, and I broke em up, ran a block away and the woman who owns em had to get em back in the yerd. What I love about this town are the dogs, they are so friendly, last ppl had that place they had a starving husky and staffy pup, ben took the staf in, and they shot thehusky! Fucking bastards. If you don't wanna feed or put water out for your animals, give em to rspca. Just been back from cairns visitng family, bro has a staffy pup, that he abuses he doesn't care, and couldn't stand it. I think I was the first human to show her some kindness in her short life. Cut me up real.

04-24-2013, 11:05 PM	#843
The_Scotsman Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Take A Wild Guess!! Posts: 1,282 Reputation: 5733	This morning could be a shitty one, but hopefully the rest of the day won't.

04-25-2013, 10:58 AM	#844
Dangerdevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apopka, FL Posts: 185 Reputation: 4110	Why are people compelled to point out all the things you do wrong, but have nothing to say when you do something right?

04-25-2013, 11:31 AM	#845
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	You do something right a lot though Carlos,if we mentioned it each time we'd be here all day, ain't nobody got time for that!!!

04-25-2013, 11:19 PM	#846
antropinus Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 10 Reputation: 172	Lovely snipe and tender turn, excellent vapor and slender butter, all the splinter and the trunk, all the poisonous darkening drunk, all the joy in weak success, all the joyful tenderness, all the section and the tea, all the stouter symmetry.

04-26-2013, 02:56 AM	#847
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Are you having scones and cream and a cuppa tea there antrop?

04-26-2013, 05:21 AM	#849
EssenceofRed Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Midwest Posts: 119 Reputation: 2310	I'm sick of being busy. There are so many conversations I'd love to partake in, but I can't because I only have time to whisk by about twice a day to see what's going on.

04-27-2013, 03:20 AM	#852
The_Scotsman Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Take A Wild Guess!! Posts: 1,282 Reputation: 5733	It'll happen real soon, be patient.

04-27-2013, 06:26 PM	#854
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I think she liked it

04-27-2013, 11:42 PM	#855
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	So this is getting ridiculous, I'm now an E cup, and have gone up one band size They're so ginormous, spurting milk, plus half the weight gain from the meds have gone straight to my boobs

04-28-2013, 12:21 AM	#856
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Oh andpics or didn't happen.. got the melons on my album.

04-28-2013, 05:57 AM	#857
The_Scotsman Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Take A Wild Guess!! Posts: 1,282 Reputation: 5733	I like biting melons.

04-28-2013, 06:32 AM	#859
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	It's alternating between lashing rain and hailstoning here today