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07-16-2014, 12:22 PM | #1 |
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Rowdy Advice.
Maybe there's a place for this here, but if it doesn't work then whatevs. It could potentially be too broad.
Starting this for whenever a conundrum presents itself. I decided the rowdy room was better than general nonsense because I'd assume that the more impartial the advice the better. I'll start. I know you're shocked. I could either get laid this evening, OR build this bench thing I've been meaning to (while day drinking, of course) and in turn feel like an accomplished badass. I'm a bit sexually frustrated so under certain circumstances this should be a no brainer however the sex involves no attachment and will likely be mediocre so it's probable I'll be just as sexually frustrated after. So which is better: mediocre sex (sans orgasm), or general badassery.
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07-16-2014, 01:40 PM | #2 |
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Wise man say, sex without orgasm is like fortune cookie with no fortune!
So build that bench and then find someone to tie you to it!
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07-16-2014, 04:20 PM | #3 |
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I agree with SD
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07-16-2014, 04:42 PM | #4 |
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It might be just me that thinks like this but....
If you fuck the guy right he'll build this bench for you. Thats kind of badass too x
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07-16-2014, 06:34 PM | #5 |
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Incorporate a dildo in to the bench, then you need never inflict your drunken sexual frustration on the world again.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-16-2014, 06:36 PM | #6 |
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She doubts his ability to fuck her right. Would you sit on the bench if he built it?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-16-2014, 07:08 PM | #7 | |
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I told him I had to play with my new circular saw and I think he peed himself.
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07-16-2014, 08:26 PM | #8 |
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Circular saw = Man toy...
Build the bench together...approach a zen-like state and it will seem like mediocre sex. Win-win. |
07-16-2014, 08:35 PM | #9 |
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No way I would have sex with a woman holding a circular saw. I would sit on the bench and wait that one out.
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07-16-2014, 08:42 PM | #10 |
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I don't get the impression he's handy. I'll have to look more closely at his hands.
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07-16-2014, 11:11 PM | #11 | |
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Besides who cares how long it takes? Both of you scantily clad, working up a sweat and enjoying ice cold drinks - think of it as foreplay and make sure to take those "needed" breaks as well
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07-17-2014, 10:37 AM | #12 |
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A psychotic woman with a rip saw and a libido, and a weedy bloke that can't fuck right. This bench isn't getting built.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-17-2014, 06:05 PM | #13 |
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i saw it coming
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07-17-2014, 09:09 PM | #14 |
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It's a bench for potting. Not for sitting. Shut up FR.
In all seriousness. I think I'm ovulating as I'm extra frustrated today. Damn it.
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07-17-2014, 11:10 PM | #15 | |
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**j/k... too soon? **
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07-17-2014, 11:18 PM | #16 |
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It's a snooker table?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-17-2014, 11:24 PM | #17 |
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I've got my money on the 8-ball in the middle hole... and it'll be a game of sink AND swim
**still too soon? **
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07-18-2014, 12:43 AM | #18 |
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Build the bench, put some batteries in the vibrator and go from there. Otherwise you're likely to hurt that guy.
*tries to imagine using the two words "mediocre" and "sex" in the same sentence. fails.*
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07-18-2014, 03:30 AM | #19 |
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To borrow from an old phrase, sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's good.
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07-18-2014, 09:36 AM | #20 |
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I have had pizza that wasn't worth the effort. That is not the case with sex.
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