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11-03-2008, 01:05 PM | #41 |
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i think i need to buy another measurement tool if you're going to measure when they are soft you know, just to see in millimeters..
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11-03-2008, 02:13 PM | #42 |
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Hey Battink. Isn't there a Kevin "bloody" Wilson song about this?
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11-04-2008, 04:08 AM | #43 | |
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The other one is:- 'The heat of the meat is equal to the throb of the knob'
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11-04-2008, 04:20 AM | #44 |
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Sindyloo, I love you more every day. Fancy calling me "slightly older" FuckingRotter hasn't got a fuckin' hope now. The Englishman who can beat a Scot han't been born yet, they're all piss and wind. Why do you think the English won the last two wars ? Not because of the Americans (although we let them join in) but because they got the Scots to fight for them. They've never got over Bannockburn, puir wee bairns.
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11-04-2008, 04:27 AM | #45 |
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Kitty J my darlin', there is no better tool measurer than a soft female hand. It's amazing what a whiff of perfume and a softly stoking hand can do. Keep all your rulers and tape measures, you women are the best measurers of all and you all know it. There's never a moment when you don't have us all by the balls. Bloody lovely.
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11-06-2008, 04:56 AM | #46 |
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Anyone want to donate a new phone to FuckingRotter so he can access the Internet. The suspense is killing me. He's cooking up something nasty for me I bet.
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11-06-2008, 05:23 AM | #47 |
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Batfink, in your shriveled senility have you put me on ignore without knowing it? I was asking you about K "b" Wilson....
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11-06-2008, 10:03 PM | #48 |
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LOL. Too much alcohol I think mate. I do like a wine or three every night. I have listened to a couple of KBW's CDs but many years ago and I can't remember them. You're right about the shrivelled bit mate, but only the brain part, not my dick. Did you ever hear any CDs of King Billy Cokebottle ? Fuckin' hilarious. The girls have gone suspiciously quiet haven't they ? What the hell are THEY up to ?
PS. I DO remember the part in KBW where they go and live next door to Bondie. Lmfao.
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11-07-2008, 05:45 PM | #49 |
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Well now........wouldnt you guys like to find out?? Should we let them in on it Kitty?
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12-01-2008, 07:58 AM | #50 |
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Batfink is the one gone quiet now....
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12-01-2008, 10:33 AM | #51 |
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Yea Rotter! In case he hadnt told ya.....He had some heavy crap came down in real life, so he might be gone for a bit okay?
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12-01-2008, 12:21 PM | #52 |
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I see. Well fingers crossed things will be all right for him. Say hello from me if you're in contact with him?
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12-02-2008, 06:22 PM | #53 |
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Thanks Sindyloo and FuckingRotter for your kind messages. Just starting to get our heads back together here and in the process of packing up to move house. I fucking hate moving. Rest assured I will be back soon, I miss you guys too much. I have an idea for a new thread that I think you'll like.
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12-03-2008, 03:57 AM | #54 |
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Good oh, looking forward to it. Always good to have people around you can take the piss out of without them getting all offended!
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12-03-2008, 05:05 AM | #55 |
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I am fucking offended you miserable fucking prick. You could have offered to help me move. Selfish bastard.
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12-03-2008, 05:12 AM | #56 |
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It's your own fault, you forgot to message me asking for help, and fly me out to Arseendofnowherealia. I'm always glad to help a senile twat like yourself, I was brought up to respect the elderly!
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12-03-2008, 04:09 PM | #57 |
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I know you, you fucking fish and chip eater. You weren't brought up you were dragged up and yes, I must be senile or I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this tripe. I can't afford a jacuzzi.
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12-04-2008, 12:38 AM | #58 |
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I can't actually counter any of what you just said. Yeah I was dragged up, what of it? Has to be better than being raised by piss swilling dingoes like you so obviously were.
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12-04-2008, 01:15 AM | #59 |
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You know, it's weird. I drink til I pass out at least 3 times a week, and I've only had a hangover once.
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12-06-2008, 05:06 AM | #60 | |
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I left Scotland because they legalised homosexuality in private, then made it legal in public. I went before they made it fuckin' compulsory.
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