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sindyloo · 10-24-2008, 10:48 AM

Well all of you guys and SO included need to cum out west here to my Fave Saloon....the Motto is

"Likerr up Front and Poke her in the Rear!"

FuckingRotter · 10-24-2008, 12:43 PM

I prefer to fist her in the front, poke her in the rear, and spit liquor in her face....

batffink · 10-24-2008, 08:01 PM

I think I'm in love

FuckingRotter · 10-25-2008, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

I think I'm in love

Batfink, I'm flattered and all that, but you're really not my type!

batffink · 10-25-2008, 07:54 PM

Not with you, you fuckin' pervert!!!!

I'm in love with the delicious Sindyloo. Her with the educated tongue and fondness for kilted men from the north. I would even share my black pudding with her. No kidding.

FuckingRotter · 10-26-2008, 03:57 AM

*phew*

Got me worried for a minute there! I got enough to do without having to firmly but kindly tell a drunken Scot in a kilt "bugger off!"!!!!

batffink · 10-27-2008, 04:05 AM

Don't pretend with me mate!! With a name like FuckingRotter I wouldn't put it past you to like a 'bit of the other'. Poms are well known for liking a bit of the old up hill gardening. Anyway don't knock it until you try it. I think you'd probably like a big hairy Jock to pin you down and pop your cork for you. Go on admit it.

By the way, I dreamed about Sindyloo again last night. My kilt has now had more visits to the drycleaners than Monica Lewinsky's dress.

P.S. Did you hear that Monica took a dress to the drycleaners and asked the old bloke behind the counter to make sure it was thoroughly cleaned. The old fellow, being a bit deaf, said, "Come again" and Monica said, "No! only gravy this time."

doggystylethatgirl · 10-27-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

Well all of you guys and SO included need to cum out west here to my Fave Saloon....the Motto is

"Likerr up Front and Poke her in the Rear!"

does that mean I can lick your front & poke your rear Sindyloo?

sindyloo · 10-27-2008, 03:32 PM

Hell yes DS!! You lick me enough put it any damn place ya want sugar!

Hmmm think I need to flash the lights and invite everyone to watch the show between...batffink and FuckingRotter??

And lets see whos the gentleman to give a proper reach around??

doggystylethatgirl · 10-27-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

Hell yes DS!! You lick me enough put it any damn place ya want sugar!

Lick your clit while I lube & finger your asshole

give your tits some squeezing & run my cock between your buttcheeks, then SURPRISE

batffink · 10-30-2008, 04:38 AM

FuckingRotter, FuckingRotter, Wherefore art thou FuckingRotter ?

Methinks he hath done a Runner!

sindyloo · 10-30-2008, 10:44 AM

Hush now me Ladd?? The poor one is passed out on the Pub Table with his half-pint of Stout warming beside him!

FuckingRotter · 10-30-2008, 01:35 PM

Broke my iPhone, no Internet!

Batfink, you can dream all you like about me reaming your arse, isn't going to happen. Sindyloo may get a look in though. She seems a bit familiar for some reason, as if I've seen her posting style somewhere before....

batffink · 11-02-2008, 04:44 AM

You disappoint me my old mate, I was so looking forward to a menage-a-trois with you and the gorgeous Sindyloo and maybe invite Chitown and Sierra for a bit of the old horizontal mattress bashing. (There I go fuckin' dreaming again) By the way is that avatar a chalk self portrait of you or is it Wiltshire man ? I'm sure the girls would like to know whether you really are as well endowed. No fucking lies now, I want you to tell the truth.

FuckingRotter · 11-02-2008, 05:37 AM

If I was in the same proportion as The Cerne Abbas Giant, my cock would be 12" long! I'm not THAT big, but I don't get any complaints (except about the noise).

sindyloo · 11-02-2008, 12:08 PM

Well think this is a good chance for a cock contest...ehhh girls?

State of Missouri motto is "Show Me" so guys Talk is cheap but pics dont lie!

So post photos of what ya got here and let us females here decide.........Dont be Shy now!

batffink · 11-03-2008, 04:43 AM

Sindyloo, are you taking the piss out of me ?

I should have known this would happen. When you get old like me the brain shrinks, the stomach shrinks, the strength shrinks, the outlook shrinks and I'll tell you something else - the dick shrinks, So straightaway, at 66 years old, I'll concede just this once to FuckingRotter. (I'm smarter, better looking, more personable, more gregarious and modest than him but I'll have to let him be better than me at something don't you think ?) Please don't force me to produce a photo, my little 11 inches couldn't possibly match FuckingRotters monster.

kitty_joanne · 11-03-2008, 06:38 AM

*out to buy measurement*

FuckingRotter · 11-03-2008, 07:59 AM

Batfink modest? Bollocks!

sindyloo · 11-03-2008, 10:49 AM

No way...batffink I think a slightly older guy like you can ummmm stand up too him still!

But thinking we might have to take the science method here to decide? Lets see now uhhh.....whats that formula again!??

Awww yes....."The Angle of the Dangle is Equal to the Heat of the Meat!"

So kitty want to help me measure them?? First soft then stiff okay?

10-24-2008, 08:01 PM	#23
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I think I'm in love __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-25-2008, 07:54 PM	#25
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Not with you, you fuckin' pervert!!!! I'm in love with the delicious Sindyloo. Her with the educated tongue and fondness for kilted men from the north. I would even share my black pudding with her. No kidding. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-27-2008, 04:05 AM	#27
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Don't pretend with me mate!! With a name like FuckingRotter I wouldn't put it past you to like a 'bit of the other'. Poms are well known for liking a bit of the old up hill gardening. Anyway don't knock it until you try it. I think you'd probably like a big hairy Jock to pin you down and pop your cork for you. Go on admit it. By the way, I dreamed about Sindyloo again last night. My kilt has now had more visits to the drycleaners than Monica Lewinsky's dress. P.S. Did you hear that Monica took a dress to the drycleaners and asked the old bloke behind the counter to make sure it was thoroughly cleaned. The old fellow, being a bit deaf, said, "Come again" and Monica said, "No! only gravy this time." __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-30-2008, 04:38 AM	#31
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	FuckingRotter, FuckingRotter, Wherefore art thou FuckingRotter ? Methinks he hath done a Runner! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-02-2008, 04:44 AM	#34
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You disappoint me my old mate, I was so looking forward to a menage-a-trois with you and the gorgeous Sindyloo and maybe invite Chitown and Sierra for a bit of the old horizontal mattress bashing. (There I go fuckin' dreaming again) By the way is that avatar a chalk self portrait of you or is it Wiltshire man ? I'm sure the girls would like to know whether you really are as well endowed. No fucking lies now, I want you to tell the truth. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-24-2008, 10:48 AM	#21
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Well all of you guys and SO included need to cum out west here to my Fave Saloon....the Motto is "Likerr up Front and Poke her in the Rear!"

10-24-2008, 12:43 PM	#22
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I prefer to fist her in the front, poke her in the rear, and spit liquor in her face....

10-26-2008, 03:57 AM	#26
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	phew Got me worried for a minute there! I got enough to do without having to firmly but kindly tell a drunken Scot in a kilt "bugger off!"!!!!

10-27-2008, 03:32 PM	#29
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hell yes DS!! You lick me enough put it any damn place ya want sugar! Hmmm think I need to flash the lights and invite everyone to watch the show between...batffink and FuckingRotter?? And lets see whos the gentleman to give a proper reach around??

10-30-2008, 10:44 AM	#32
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hush now me Ladd?? The poor one is passed out on the Pub Table with his half-pint of Stout warming beside him!

10-30-2008, 01:35 PM	#33
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Broke my iPhone, no Internet! Batfink, you can dream all you like about me reaming your arse, isn't going to happen. Sindyloo may get a look in though. She seems a bit familiar for some reason, as if I've seen her posting style somewhere before....

11-02-2008, 05:37 AM	#35
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	If I was in the same proportion as The Cerne Abbas Giant, my cock would be 12" long! I'm not THAT big, but I don't get any complaints (except about the noise).

11-02-2008, 12:08 PM	#36
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Show ME!!! Well think this is a good chance for a cock contest...ehhh girls? State of Missouri motto is "Show Me" so guys Talk is cheap but pics dont lie! So post photos of what ya got here and let us females here decide.........Dont be Shy now!

11-03-2008, 04:43 AM	#37
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Sindyloo, are you taking the piss out of me ? I should have known this would happen. When you get old like me the brain shrinks, the stomach shrinks, the strength shrinks, the outlook shrinks and I'll tell you something else - the dick shrinks, So straightaway, at 66 years old, I'll concede just this once to FuckingRotter. (I'm smarter, better looking, more personable, more gregarious and modest than him but I'll have to let him be better than me at something don't you think ?) Please don't force me to produce a photo, my little 11 inches couldn't possibly match FuckingRotters monster. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-03-2008, 06:38 AM	#38
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	out to buy measurement

11-03-2008, 07:59 AM	#39
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Batfink modest? Bollocks!

11-03-2008, 10:49 AM	#40
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	No way...batffink I think a slightly older guy like you can ummmm stand up too him still! But thinking we might have to take the science method here to decide? Lets see now uhhh.....whats that formula again!?? Awww yes....."The Angle of the Dangle is Equal to the Heat of the Meat!" So kitty want to help me measure them?? First soft then stiff okay?