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07-17-2015, 04:36 PM | #1 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Somedude.
Your poetry is really fucking shit. You should stick to having girls throw your empty beer bottles in the air for you to shoot at them. I'm sure you miss every time, but at least you're not doing any real damage that way!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-17-2015, 05:24 PM | #2 |
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Just for that critique I'm not going to write my magnum opus titled, "Ode to a Fucking Rotter"! And compared to a Vogon's poetry, mine is amazing.
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07-17-2015, 05:29 PM | #3 |
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Since I have never heard of a Vogon, we'll just have to settle for your poetry being the shittest there is. Not so much the dogs bollocks, as just bollocks.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-17-2015, 05:36 PM | #4 |
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You would have had to have read a book to know what a Vogon is, however, here is an example of Vogon poetry...
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
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07-17-2015, 05:47 PM | #5 |
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At least it has rhythm. Unlike your spasticated effort.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-17-2015, 05:56 PM | #6 |
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Then I have actually managed to surpass Vogon poetry as the third worst poetry in the universe! Achievement is such a beautiful thing
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07-17-2015, 06:22 PM | #7 |
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You should be proud!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-18-2015, 02:17 AM | #8 |
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Your latest effort is dire.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-29-2015, 07:07 AM | #9 |
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I think that it was Spike Milligan that wrote some thing like:
The boy stood on the burning deck, his legs were all aquiver, The left and right both rattled off, and floated down the river.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-29-2015, 04:03 PM | #10 |
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I'm trying to remember who made the statement about being in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent...
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12-02-2015, 01:23 PM | #11 |
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It'll come to you eventually.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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12-03-2015, 08:42 AM | #12 |
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12-03-2015, 11:57 AM | #13 |
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I leave you guys alone for a little while are you resort to flirting with eachother....
Bit gay x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
12-03-2015, 01:12 PM | #14 |
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*slap*
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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12-04-2015, 10:22 AM | #15 |
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Don't be slapping me around, trying to pretend you want to rape me.
Go rape who you really fancy. I'm sure Somedude will love it x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
12-04-2015, 12:40 PM | #16 |
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*slap*
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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12-04-2015, 01:20 PM | #17 |
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If FR did fancy me, he'd learn that no means no from the barrel of a shotgun!
And I think I'm going to have to lock PF up and sentence her to some very interesting punishment...
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12-04-2015, 07:12 PM | #19 | |
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12-06-2015, 09:32 AM | #20 |
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I was going to write some thing about Lear being a laudanum swilling Victorian headcase, but I took the trouble to look in to him a bit first. He was certainly a head case, but no evidence of opiate addiction in this instance.
Those Victorians were weirdos though.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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