Grump snarl bite growl - Rape Board

RavishAGirl · 03-06-2009, 12:13 AM

The world is full of fucking assholes.

Present company excepted for the most part.

Grumble, grumble...

//Ravish

snarkopo · 03-06-2009, 12:16 AM

Yes it is. Good you finally figured that out.

RavishAGirl · 03-06-2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

Yes it is. Good you finally figured that out.

Fuck you, man.

//Ravish

snarkopo · 03-06-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RavishAGirl

Fuck you, man.

//Ravish

Fucking asshole! God they're everwhere.

RavishAGirl · 03-06-2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

Fucking asshole! God they're everwhere.

They're increasing by the day. I walked through town earlier this week and was up to my calves in liquid shit.

//Ravish

Sierra · 03-06-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RavishAGirl

The world is full of fucking assholes.

My friend, this is a truism. Why do you think we're all home with our keyboards? Too many fucking assholes...

Yes, there are assholes here too but they are OUR assholes and we love them.

Smell_My_Pussy · 03-07-2009, 04:51 PM

I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.

Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy.

some told me

As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining.

beat me, I love it.

theDarkOne · 03-07-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Smell_My_Pussy

I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.

Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy.

some told me

As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining.

beat me, I love it.

MARADONA · 03-07-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Smell_My_Pussy

I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.

Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy.

some told me

As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining.

beat me, I love it.

Funny until 2 seconds ago you had 2 positive reps...now -129...i'm wondering why....

I guess something is not ok with you...beh just to let you know...tell to the cops that you got raped...
is not enough for sent someone in jail...you see...there is a slighty difference betweens sex and forced sex...eh eh

pervipete · 03-07-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Smell_My_Pussy

I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.

Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy.

some told me

As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining.

beat me, I love it.

I take it this was a gay bar?

I mean nothing wrong with it, but as trolls are a single sex species, no wait a minute I mean zero sex, as in never had any.

Which leads me to my second question, how old was you when you realised you needed the op? You know the snip snip, Bob's your auntie op? I've always wondered how would you know. Or in case, did you do it knowing that it would be the only way you'ld get to play with a ladies bits?

Hope this finds you well and pardon my curiosity.

snarkopo · 03-07-2009, 05:50 PM

I guarantee this is totally fabricated bullshit. What a fucking waste of our time to even have to read it. None of it even begins to make any sense.

sparks · 03-07-2009, 05:56 PM

kinda needs to be in the stories section

then each can decide if its fantasy or real

2 cents

pervipete · 03-07-2009, 05:59 PM

Maybe, but I remember the fun we had with the last troll, who wherewienerprick whatever his names were.

snarkopo · 03-07-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

Maybe, but I remember the fun we had with the last troll, who wherewienerprick whatever his names were.

queerwolf16yearsold

RavishAGirl · 03-07-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

queerwolf16yearsold

Yes, that was the one.

//Ravish

Sierra · 03-08-2009, 12:04 AM

*sniff sniff*

Ah, yes. The smell of fresh troll in the morning.

Delicious. Somebody tell SSR to get the popcorn going, would you?

somedude · 03-08-2009, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Smell_My_Pussy

I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.

Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy.

some told me

As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining.

beat me, I love it.

Did they leave the door on the asylum unlocked Herb? This is a post by the time honored RB crazy known as Gal4 amongst other usernames but me I always just liked to call him/it/her/whatever Herb

Herb is a troll of epic proportions but entirely harmless and farely amusing! You newer members won't remember Herb but us old timers can recall all the fun posts by the craziest person to ever call RB home! LOL

Crotch_Ripper · 03-08-2009, 06:41 AM

Gal4 Unwanted trick baby?

Jogs the memory somewhat.

crimsondesire · 03-08-2009, 06:54 AM

Grr at people littering.

pervipete · 03-08-2009, 09:25 AM

Grrrr at dog owners who don't clear up after them...

03-06-2009, 12:13 AM	#1
RavishAGirl Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Waiting under your bed Posts: 303 Reputation: 5972	Grump snarl bite growl The world is full of fucking assholes. Present company excepted for the most part. Grumble, grumble... //Ravish

03-06-2009, 12:16 AM	#2
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Yes it is. Good you finally figured that out. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

03-07-2009, 05:50 PM	#11
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	I guarantee this is totally fabricated bullshit. What a fucking waste of our time to even have to read it. None of it even begins to make any sense. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

03-07-2009, 05:56 PM	#12
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	kinda needs to be in the stories section then each can decide if its fantasy or real 2 cents Last edited by sparks; 03-07-2009 at 06:08 PM.

03-07-2009, 05:59 PM	#13
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Maybe, but I remember the fun we had with the last troll, who wherewienerprick whatever his names were. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-07-2009, 04:51 PM	#7
Smell_My_Pussy Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 60 Reputation: -115	I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence. Seven time ago, this guy came up to me at the bus stop. He and I talked for a while. Then he gave me his phone number and I called him a few times and we would have long chats. We became close friends. He was totally cute, but I wasn't sure if I should make a move and destroy such a strong friendship. One day this year after we had dinner at his house, we were both on the couch watching TV. Then he turned the volume down. He told me he thought I was sexy, then we started making out and literally ripping each others clothing off. I was so intrigued. But then he took out his...THING...and I started rubbing it and licking it. Then he got me on all fours, I was getting so wet. Then he slid himself inside me, I screamed and he pulled out immediately. "That was totally uncalled for you disgusting pervert" I screamed and ran out crying. Then I went to the police station and told them I was raped, I gave them his name and phone number. Now he is in prison for non-consensual sodomy. some told me As we stated previously, rape is the most sincere form of flattery. Any lady claiming to have been raped should feel honored. YOU, specifically, were sought out by a man who thought that your body would be the ultimate choice for a fuck fest. Appreciate the attention and stop complaining. beat me, I love it.

03-08-2009, 12:04 AM	#16
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	sniff sniff Ah, yes. The smell of fresh troll in the morning. Delicious. Somebody tell SSR to get the popcorn going, would you? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

03-08-2009, 06:41 AM	#18
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	Gal4 Unwanted trick baby? Jogs the memory somewhat. __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

03-08-2009, 06:54 AM	#19
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	Grr at people littering. __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale.

03-08-2009, 09:25 AM	#20
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Grrrr at dog owners who don't clear up after them... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences