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kitty_joanne · 11-03-2008, 01:05 PM

i think i need to buy another measurement tool if you're going to measure when they are soft you know, just to see in millimeters..

FuckingRotter · 11-03-2008, 02:13 PM

Hey Battink. Isn't there a Kevin "bloody" Wilson song about this?

A tiny wee appendage, Not a cock, Not a cock....

batffink · 11-04-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

No way...batffink I think a slightly older guy like you can ummmm stand up too him still!

But thinking we might have to take the science method here to decide? Lets see now uhhh.....whats that formula again!??

Awww yes....."The Angle of the Dangle is Equal to the Heat of the Meat!"

So kitty want to help me measure them?? First soft then stiff okay?

The other one is:-

'The heat of the meat is equal to the throb of the knob'

batffink · 11-04-2008, 04:20 AM

Sindyloo, I love you more every day. Fancy calling me "slightly older"

FuckingRotter hasn't got a fuckin' hope now. The Englishman who can beat a Scot han't been born yet, they're all piss and wind. Why do you think the English won the last two wars ? Not because of the Americans (although we let them join in) but because they got the Scots to fight for them. They've never got over Bannockburn, puir wee bairns.

batffink · 11-04-2008, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kitty_joanne

i think i need to buy another measurement tool if you're going to measure when they are soft you know, just to see in millimeters..

Kitty J my darlin', there is no better tool measurer than a soft female hand. It's amazing what a whiff of perfume and a softly stoking hand can do. Keep all your rulers and tape measures, you women are the best measurers of all and you all know it. There's never a moment when you don't have us all by the balls. Bloody lovely.

batffink · 11-06-2008, 04:56 AM

Anyone want to donate a new phone to FuckingRotter so he can access the Internet. The suspense is killing me. He's cooking up something nasty for me I bet.

FuckingRotter · 11-06-2008, 05:23 AM

Batfink, in your shriveled senility have you put me on ignore without knowing it? I was asking you about K "b" Wilson....

batffink · 11-06-2008, 10:03 PM

LOL. Too much alcohol I think mate. I do like a wine or three every night. I have listened to a couple of KBW's CDs but many years ago and I can't remember them. You're right about the shrivelled bit mate, but only the brain part, not my dick. Did you ever hear any CDs of King Billy Cokebottle ? Fuckin' hilarious. The girls have gone suspiciously quiet haven't they ? What the hell are THEY up to ?

PS. I DO remember the part in KBW where they go and live next door to Bondie. Lmfao.

sindyloo · 11-07-2008, 05:45 PM

Well now........wouldnt you guys like to find out?? Should we let them in on it Kitty?

Poor boys never have a clue do they??

FuckingRotter · 12-01-2008, 07:58 AM

Batfink is the one gone quiet now....

sindyloo · 12-01-2008, 10:33 AM

Yea Rotter! In case he hadnt told ya.....He had some heavy crap came down in real life, so he might be gone for a bit okay?

FuckingRotter · 12-01-2008, 12:21 PM

I see. Well fingers crossed things will be all right for him. Say hello from me if you're in contact with him?

batffink · 12-02-2008, 06:22 PM

Thanks Sindyloo and FuckingRotter for your kind messages. Just starting to get our heads back together here and in the process of packing up to move house. I fucking hate moving. Rest assured I will be back soon, I miss you guys too much. I have an idea for a new thread that I think you'll like.

FuckingRotter · 12-03-2008, 03:57 AM

Good oh, looking forward to it. Always good to have people around you can take the piss out of without them getting all offended!

batffink · 12-03-2008, 05:05 AM

I am fucking offended you miserable fucking prick. You could have offered to help me move. Selfish bastard.

FuckingRotter · 12-03-2008, 05:12 AM

It's your own fault, you forgot to message me asking for help, and fly me out to Arseendofnowherealia. I'm always glad to help a senile twat like yourself, I was brought up to respect the elderly!

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Originally Posted by batffink

I am fucking offended you miserable fucking prick. You could have offered to help me move. Selfish bastard.

batffink · 12-03-2008, 04:09 PM

I know you, you fucking fish and chip eater. You weren't brought up you were dragged up and yes, I must be senile or I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this tripe. I can't afford a jacuzzi.

FuckingRotter · 12-04-2008, 12:38 AM

I can't actually counter any of what you just said. Yeah I was dragged up, what of it? Has to be better than being raised by piss swilling dingoes like you so obviously were.

lexie22 · 12-04-2008, 01:15 AM

You know, it's weird. I drink til I pass out at least 3 times a week, and I've only had a hangover once.

batffink · 12-06-2008, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I can't actually counter any of what you just said. Yeah I was dragged up, what of it? Has to be better than being raised by piss swilling dingoes like you so obviously were.

I'll have you know that I was born in God's own country you fuckin' Sassenach. When Saint Peter asked God why he gave Scotland such breathtaking scenery, such glorious weather, Whisky, Haggis, Salmon, Bagpipes and a myriad of other goodies, God replied "Yes, you might think I was generous to the Scots but just look at the useless fuckers I gave them for neighbours."
I left Scotland because they legalised homosexuality in private, then made it legal in public. I went before they made it fuckin' compulsory.

11-04-2008, 04:20 AM	#44
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Sindyloo, I love you more every day. Fancy calling me "slightly older" FuckingRotter hasn't got a fuckin' hope now. The Englishman who can beat a Scot han't been born yet, they're all piss and wind. Why do you think the English won the last two wars ? Not because of the Americans (although we let them join in) but because they got the Scots to fight for them. They've never got over Bannockburn, puir wee bairns. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-06-2008, 04:56 AM	#46
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Anyone want to donate a new phone to FuckingRotter so he can access the Internet. The suspense is killing me. He's cooking up something nasty for me I bet. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-06-2008, 10:03 PM	#48
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	LOL. Too much alcohol I think mate. I do like a wine or three every night. I have listened to a couple of KBW's CDs but many years ago and I can't remember them. You're right about the shrivelled bit mate, but only the brain part, not my dick. Did you ever hear any CDs of King Billy Cokebottle ? Fuckin' hilarious. The girls have gone suspiciously quiet haven't they ? What the hell are THEY up to ? PS. I DO remember the part in KBW where they go and live next door to Bondie. Lmfao. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-02-2008, 06:22 PM	#53
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Thanks Sindyloo and FuckingRotter for your kind messages. Just starting to get our heads back together here and in the process of packing up to move house. I fucking hate moving. Rest assured I will be back soon, I miss you guys too much. I have an idea for a new thread that I think you'll like. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-03-2008, 05:05 AM	#55
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I am fucking offended you miserable fucking prick. You could have offered to help me move. Selfish bastard. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-03-2008, 01:05 PM	#41
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	i think i need to buy another measurement tool if you're going to measure when they are soft you know, just to see in millimeters..

11-03-2008, 02:13 PM	#42
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Hey Battink. Isn't there a Kevin "bloody" Wilson song about this? A tiny wee appendage, Not a cock, Not a cock....

11-06-2008, 05:23 AM	#47
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Batfink, in your shriveled senility have you put me on ignore without knowing it? I was asking you about K "b" Wilson....

11-07-2008, 05:45 PM	#49
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Well now........wouldnt you guys like to find out?? Should we let them in on it Kitty? Poor boys never have a clue do they??

12-01-2008, 07:58 AM	#50
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Batfink is the one gone quiet now....

12-01-2008, 10:33 AM	#51
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Yea Rotter! In case he hadnt told ya.....He had some heavy crap came down in real life, so he might be gone for a bit okay?

12-01-2008, 12:21 PM	#52
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I see. Well fingers crossed things will be all right for him. Say hello from me if you're in contact with him?

12-03-2008, 03:57 AM	#54
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Good oh, looking forward to it. Always good to have people around you can take the piss out of without them getting all offended!

12-03-2008, 04:09 PM	#57
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I know you, you fucking fish and chip eater. You weren't brought up you were dragged up and yes, I must be senile or I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this tripe. I can't afford a jacuzzi. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-04-2008, 12:38 AM	#58
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I can't actually counter any of what you just said. Yeah I was dragged up, what of it? Has to be better than being raised by piss swilling dingoes like you so obviously were.

12-04-2008, 01:15 AM	#59
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	You know, it's weird. I drink til I pass out at least 3 times a week, and I've only had a hangover once.