Crazy little things that annoy you about the opposite sex? - Rape Board

rasputin · 07-29-2008, 09:14 PM

Girl: So which dress is better? The red one, or the blue?

Boy: Oh, I don't know. They are both fine to me...

Girl: No, but which one do you think I should wear tonight?

Boy: Well, they both look OK.

Girl: Yes, but I can't wear both, so which one do you like?

Boy: Errr... the blue one?

Girl: ( Hurt...) What's wrong with the red one?

Ragman · 07-29-2008, 10:24 PM

"Do i look fat in this? be honest..."

If you don't want the truth.. dont ask someone to be honest

I have faced this test and I am happy to say that I actually passed...

rasputin · 07-29-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ragman

"Do i look fat in this? be honest..."

If you don't want the truth.. dont ask someone to be honest

I have faced this test and I am happy to say that I actually passed...

The answer to that one is obvious: "Honey... you are fat! What do you think the dress can possibly do to disguise that when not even the mirror can?"

Nah. The answer is always: "Nooooooo! You look devine tonight, hon! Serious!"

She: "Oh, you are just saying that...

He: "No, no. I swear! You don't look fat at all! Yep. Yep...."

Ragman · 07-29-2008, 10:41 PM

Actually what i have found is that telling her "no of course you don't look fat in that dress" is a terrible way to go. first.. its a lie and that can come back to bite you. Second.. if you are out and someone else tells her that she is fat.. you suddenly get to take some of the blame.. and yoru the one bringing her home. you KNOW you are gonna hear about it.

Tact is your friend in this situation. the proper response is different for every woman i woudl assume but for mine I usually go with the...

"you know hun, that dress just isn't very flattering on you..." it shifts the blame to the dress and not her, its still a response and its true.. Well.. it works for me

MinaPi · 07-29-2008, 10:24 PM

Guys that have dirt under their fingernails.

Wash your hands, seriously. Or please stay under the shower for more than 5 minutes.

Ew.

rasputin · 07-29-2008, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MinaPi

Guys that have dirt under their fingernails.

Wash your hands, seriously. Or please stay under the shower for more than 5 minutes.

Ew.

What's worse: guys who have dirt under their fingernails, or guys who don't... because they bite them?!

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 07-29-2008, 11:00 PM

ill tell you what i hate - FUCKING NAGGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my gf can nag for fucking england lol !!!

like - *when ya gonna paint the kitchen" "what colour ya gonna do it in", "are ya gonna do it soon?", "today or tommorrow?", "my dad would have already had it done!", "why aren't ya doin it?", "you said you was gonna do it", "you dont care about my feelings, "you take me for granted", "fuck you im gonna ask my brother to do it", "why dont you care", "I am REALLY gonna call my brother you know", "what did i see in you?", "you would really let my borther come over and do work that YOU are supposed to do?", "YOU BASTARD",

I have actually worked out that my gf nags me to a certain rhythm lol it goes

ye ne ne ne ne
ye ne ne ne ne
yeee ne yene ne yene
yene yene ye ne ye ne ye

touriquet2001 · 07-29-2008, 11:28 PM

always hate the secondhand driving "you're going to fast , you'll get us killed" or "you're driving to slow we'll never get there on time" then the endless directions they give , like i don't know my way to the store , never mind been there a million times !!!

star67 · 07-30-2008, 12:42 AM

god, so many things annoy me.

the way that dudes don't realise if they just did the shit we asked they wouldn't get nagged at.
do the fucking dishes, clean the fucking house, etc when i ask so it doesn't devolve into some annoying nag session. i'm not about to do >50% of the work, sorry.

also... fat assholes who complain that women 'let themselves go' when they get married. please.

guys who are pussywhipped.

chauvinist attitudes in general.

don't get me wrong though. women annoy almost as much (i don't hang around them a lot)... i'm equal opportunity in my dislikes.

Mugga123 · 07-30-2008, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by star67

guys who are pussywhipped.

chauvinist attitudes in general.

Umm, so you hate BOTH extremes?

star67 · 07-30-2008, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mugga123

Umm, so you hate BOTH extremes?

um. yeah. is that a bad thing? there is some middle ground between doing everything your woman wants even when it's unreasonable and hating women and thinking they deserve everything bad that comes to them.

what a bizarre question.

rasputin · 07-30-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Noir

In my opinion it is almost always the middle ground which is best option but guess some people have really weird way of thinking.

Being extreme in the name of moderation is no vice.

rasputin · 07-30-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by star67

chauvinist attitudes in general.

You are talking to me? You are talking to ME? I'm the only one here...

star67 · 07-31-2008, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by rasputin

You are talking to me? You are talking to ME? I'm the only one here...

hey. grab your shoulders, pull, and when you hear a satisfying pop you will know you have successfully removed your head from your ass.

i forgot you existed. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. maybe the reason people call you a misogynist is because you are, and not because you've dazzled them with your sparkling wit and giant penis.

how's that for logic? or does my being born with an extra x chromosome immediately disqualify me?

rasputin · 07-31-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by star67

hey. grab your shoulders, pull, and when you hear a satisfying pop you will know you have successfully removed your head from your ass.

i forgot you existed. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. maybe the reason people call you a misogynist is because you are, and not because you've dazzled them with your sparkling wit and giant penis.

how's that for logic? or does my being born with an extra x chromosome immediately disqualify me?

MARADONA · 07-31-2008, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by star67

god, so many things annoy me.

the way that dudes don't realise if they just did the shit we asked they wouldn't get nagged at.
do the fucking dishes, clean the fucking house, etc when i ask so it doesn't devolve into some annoying nag session. i'm not about to do >50% of the work, sorry.

also... fat assholes who complain that women 'let themselves go' when they get married. please.

guys who are pussywhipped.

chauvinist attitudes in general.

don't get me wrong though. women annoy almost as much (i don't hang around them a lot)... i'm equal opportunity in my dislikes.

More or less you are right...we really have a lot of defects...i just don't like what you said about rasputin...

rasputin · 07-31-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MARADONA

More or less you are right...we really have a lot of defects...i just don't like what you said about rasputin...

Thanks, man. But it's OK, really. She is just a girl. We must all be patient with the litte ones' rants and ravings. Remember: we are men. That's our burden.

star67 · 07-31-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by maradona

i just don't like what you said about rasputin...

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasputin

Thanks, man. But it's OK, really. She is just a girl. We must all be patient with the litte ones' rants and ravings. Remember: we are men. That's our burden.

he's a big boy, maradona (or so he keeps reminding me), i'm sure he can handle himself. apologies if you were offended by that but i got the exact response to pwning him as i would have expected...

Ragman · 08-01-2008, 12:34 AM

Now now...

Men have plenty of flaws as do women. no reason to be obnoxious to one sex or the other when there are so many assholes in this world you can mock for legitimate reasons

MinaPi · 07-30-2008, 01:36 AM

I hate men who are drama queens.
When they spend more time getting ready than I do.
When they can recognize the brand of jeans by the pocket design.
Men who are overly submissive.
And of course men who are so arrogant, they can't believe anything they think is wrong and come up with retarded examples to prove that they are right.

07-29-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
rasputin Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 378 Reputation: 1534	Crazy little things that annoy you about the opposite sex? Girl: So which dress is better? The red one, or the blue? Boy: Oh, I don't know. They are both fine to me... Girl: No, but which one do you think I should wear tonight? Boy: Well, they both look OK. Girl: Yes, but I can't wear both, so which one do you like? Boy: Errr... the blue one? Girl: ( Hurt...) What's wrong with the red one?

07-29-2008, 10:24 PM	#2
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	"Do i look fat in this? be honest..." If you don't want the truth.. dont ask someone to be honest I have faced this test and I am happy to say that I actually passed... __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

07-29-2008, 10:41 PM	#4
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	Actually what i have found is that telling her "no of course you don't look fat in that dress" is a terrible way to go. first.. its a lie and that can come back to bite you. Second.. if you are out and someone else tells her that she is fat.. you suddenly get to take some of the blame.. and yoru the one bringing her home. you KNOW you are gonna hear about it. Tact is your friend in this situation. the proper response is different for every woman i woudl assume but for mine I usually go with the... "you know hun, that dress just isn't very flattering on you..." it shifts the blame to the dress and not her, its still a response and its true.. Well.. it works for me __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

07-29-2008, 10:24 PM	#5
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	Guys that have dirt under their fingernails. Wash your hands, seriously. Or please stay under the shower for more than 5 minutes. Ew. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

07-29-2008, 11:00 PM	#7
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	ill tell you what i hate - FUCKING NAGGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my gf can nag for fucking england lol !!! like - *when ya gonna paint the kitchen" "what colour ya gonna do it in", "are ya gonna do it soon?", "today or tommorrow?", "my dad would have already had it done!", "why aren't ya doin it?", "you said you was gonna do it", "you dont care about my feelings, "you take me for granted", "fuck you im gonna ask my brother to do it", "why dont you care", "I am REALLY gonna call my brother you know", "what did i see in you?", "you would really let my borther come over and do work that YOU are supposed to do?", "YOU BASTARD", I have actually worked out that my gf nags me to a certain rhythm lol it goes ye ne ne ne ne ye ne ne ne ne yeee ne yene ne yene yene yene ye ne ye ne ye __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

07-29-2008, 11:28 PM	#8
touriquet2001 please delete Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,805 Reputation: 35886	always hate the secondhand driving "you're going to fast , you'll get us killed" or "you're driving to slow we'll never get there on time" then the endless directions they give , like i don't know my way to the store , never mind been there a million times !!!

07-30-2008, 12:42 AM	#9
star67 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: HK Posts: 117 Reputation: 1916	god, so many things annoy me. the way that dudes don't realise if they just did the shit we asked they wouldn't get nagged at. do the fucking dishes, clean the fucking house, etc when i ask so it doesn't devolve into some annoying nag session. i'm not about to do >50% of the work, sorry. also... fat assholes who complain that women 'let themselves go' when they get married. please. guys who are pussywhipped. chauvinist attitudes in general. don't get me wrong though. women annoy almost as much (i don't hang around them a lot)... i'm equal opportunity in my dislikes. __________________ And if the timing is right to sneak off into the night, I'll let myself be taken just for the thrill And if I'm given the chance to be a doll in his hands... Last edited by star67; 07-30-2008 at 12:51 AM.

08-01-2008, 12:34 AM	#19
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	Now now... Men have plenty of flaws as do women. no reason to be obnoxious to one sex or the other when there are so many assholes in this world you can mock for legitimate reasons __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

07-30-2008, 01:36 AM	#20
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	I hate men who are drama queens. When they spend more time getting ready than I do. When they can recognize the brand of jeans by the pocket design. Men who are overly submissive. And of course men who are so arrogant, they can't believe anything they think is wrong and come up with retarded examples to prove that they are right. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.