I'm fucking drunk bitches - Rape Board

RapeU · 11-05-2010, 11:38 PM

Yeah that's whats up man! I have a fucking rape fantasy man like crazy dude!

RapeU · 11-05-2010, 11:40 PM

dUDE I CAnt stop laguhing man it's crazy. i an't fele my face either dude it's all great andeverything. I can't think of anything esle to say man it's weard man like i love women and i relly want to find someone with nsa fun man but it's like really really hard man so like i want another moterboart man like seriously

RapeU · 11-05-2010, 11:43 PM

Drunk posting is cool man like i love being drunk man. I'm celebrating my bierthday a little early man. It's all cool like i'm gonna be 24 opn monday man. Dude the sex of everything is cool. I don't know whwy i want sex but i'm not even horny man.. uh oh i think i'm gonna throw up now....now ait i'm cool it was just gas manl. Madarak from dexter's lab was cool. i loe how his naem was susan at first withh is wacky parents and all. dude what would happen if cartton network decieed to have porn on their show, that would be awesome and all the kids would see it man, lie man that would be cool man. Dude i hit on my coworker and ac ompete strangter man it was cool. She was hot man I wanted to fuck her all nigth long man

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RapeU

Yeah that's whats up man! I have a fucking rape fantasy man like crazy dude!

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Originally Posted by RapeU

dUDE I CAnt stop laguhing man it's crazy. i an't fele my face either dude it's all great andeverything. I can't think of anything esle to say man it's weard man like i love women and i relly want to find someone with nsa fun man but it's like really really hard man so like i want another moterboart man like seriously

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Originally Posted by RapeU

Drunk posting is cool man like i love being drunk man. I'm celebrating my bierthday a little early man. It's all cool like i'm gonna be 24 opn monday man. Dude the sex of everything is cool. I don't know whwy i want sex but i'm not even horny man.. uh oh i think i'm gonna throw up now....now ait i'm cool it was just gas manl. Madarak from dexter's lab was cool. i loe how his naem was susan at first withh is wacky parents and all. dude what would happen if cartton network decieed to have porn on their show, that would be awesome and all the kids would see it man, lie man that would be cool man. Dude i hit on my coworker and ac ompete strangter man it was cool. She was hot man I wanted to fuck her all nigth long man

RapeU. I love your stories. They are excellent. Top notch stuff. But this, is the most entertaining thing I've seen in a very very very very very very long while. Over the next three days till your birthday, I'm going to give you rep for everyone of these post.

Wish I had known, I would have got wasted and drunk posted with you (even that is what I do most of the time anyway).

snarkopo · 11-06-2010, 10:21 AM

I can only imagine the hangover today.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 10:49 AM

Let's just hope he didn't end up in the hospital getting his stomach pumped.

BTN · 11-06-2010, 05:53 PM

I wish I got like that when I'm drunk. I just tend to become witty and aurdite. Then get laid.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 06:29 PM

I'm the same way BTN minus the sex. Speaking of which, I'm going to do that tonight.

jwham · 11-06-2010, 09:44 PM

There is nothing better then good lovn' and good whisky, booze and bitches make the world go round ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZ1wZucVVE&feature=fvst

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 09:52 PM

<Stumbles on the thread> That was a aaa, uhhh, nice video.

On a more serious note, yes I did get drunk like I said, but it has only made me want to lay down and reflect on some things that is going on in my life, which I will probably do shortly.

RapeU · 11-06-2010, 09:58 PM

My first hangover

Glad it's my day off today. How do people work when they have a hangover? I don't understand them...

Two raspberry vodkas, two shots of tequila, something else that was green (they wouldn't tell me what it was but about that point I didn't care and wanted to keep going) and a swig of some dark beer that tasted nasty.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 10:04 PM

Technically a hangover is alcohol withdrawal, so all you have to do is have a few sips of beer and the hangover goes away.

Long time expert, been drinking before I was in the first grade.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 10:06 PM

Oh one more thing. What gets people drunk is the mixing of drinks. All that shit you mixed, is what you got you so twisted. You could have drunk three times the amount if it was all the same drink and not have been so drunk.

jwham · 11-06-2010, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheOneSolo

<Stumbles on the thread> That was a aaa, uhhh, nice video.

On a more serious note, yes I did get drunk like I said, but it has only made me want to lay down and reflect on some things that is going on in my life, which I will probably do shortly.

You probably have to be from my neck of the woods to appreciate that video TOS ..lol.. But anyways, I have always found it best to reflect on the things going on in my life when I am thinking with a clear head, drinking and thinking are not always the best of friends.

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Originally Posted by TheOneSolo

Technically a hangover is alcohol withdrawal, so all you have to do is have a few sips of beer and the hangover goes away

"hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 10:29 PM

I do admit that although I like all genres of music, that was something new to me, though it wasn't bad.

jwham · 11-06-2010, 10:37 PM

You are alright TOS, I'm mostly a country fuck, although my son does have me hooked on Kid Rock after taking him to a concert.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 10:48 PM

With over 14,000 songs in my library, I have a lot covered, and I'm always ready to download more. If you got some artist name, I will gladly incorporate it into my play list.

I have very little country and even less jazz. Just hit me off with some artist names.

jwham · 11-06-2010, 11:07 PM

Being mostly country I like Conway Twitty if I am in a romantic mood, although there are many artist that I like as well .. If I am in a Hell Raiser mood, Hank Williams Jr, does it for me country wise, but I like many old rock groups too, like you I like music of many genres, I was a teen in the late 70s and early 80s so most of my favs are from that time era.

TheOneSolo · 11-06-2010, 11:21 PM

I know the name Conway Twitty, but the other is new to me. I'll download their discography right now.

When it comes to rock, I am very picky. System of a Down, Incubus, Chevelle, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave etc etc etc.

Mugga123 · 11-08-2010, 05:08 AM

The difference a comma makes:

I'm fucking drunk bitches <--- having sex with intoxicated women
I'm fucking drunk, bitches <--- I'm intoxicated beyond reason, female dogs.

11-05-2010, 11:38 PM	#1
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	I'm fucking drunk bitches Yeah that's whats up man! I have a fucking rape fantasy man like crazy dude! __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

11-05-2010, 11:40 PM	#2
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	dUDE I CAnt stop laguhing man it's crazy. i an't fele my face either dude it's all great andeverything. I can't think of anything esle to say man it's weard man like i love women and i relly want to find someone with nsa fun man but it's like really really hard man so like i want another moterboart man like seriously __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

11-05-2010, 11:43 PM	#3
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	Drunk posting is cool man like i love being drunk man. I'm celebrating my bierthday a little early man. It's all cool like i'm gonna be 24 opn monday man. Dude the sex of everything is cool. I don't know whwy i want sex but i'm not even horny man.. uh oh i think i'm gonna throw up now....now ait i'm cool it was just gas manl. Madarak from dexter's lab was cool. i loe how his naem was susan at first withh is wacky parents and all. dude what would happen if cartton network decieed to have porn on their show, that would be awesome and all the kids would see it man, lie man that would be cool man. Dude i hit on my coworker and ac ompete strangter man it was cool. She was hot man I wanted to fuck her all nigth long man __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

11-06-2010, 10:21 AM	#5
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	I can only imagine the hangover today. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

11-06-2010, 10:49 AM	#6
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Let's just hope he didn't end up in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 05:53 PM	#7
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	I wish I got like that when I'm drunk. I just tend to become witty and aurdite. Then get laid. __________________ So say we all

11-06-2010, 06:29 PM	#8
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	I'm the same way BTN minus the sex. Speaking of which, I'm going to do that tonight. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 09:44 PM	#9
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	There is nothing better then good lovn' and good whisky, booze and bitches make the world go round ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZ1wZucVVE&feature=fvst

11-06-2010, 09:52 PM	#10
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	<Stumbles on the thread> That was a aaa, uhhh, nice video. On a more serious note, yes I did get drunk like I said, but it has only made me want to lay down and reflect on some things that is going on in my life, which I will probably do shortly. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 09:58 PM	#11
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	My first hangover Glad it's my day off today. How do people work when they have a hangover? I don't understand them... Two raspberry vodkas, two shots of tequila, something else that was green (they wouldn't tell me what it was but about that point I didn't care and wanted to keep going) and a swig of some dark beer that tasted nasty. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

11-06-2010, 10:04 PM	#12
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Technically a hangover is alcohol withdrawal, so all you have to do is have a few sips of beer and the hangover goes away. Long time expert, been drinking before I was in the first grade. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 10:06 PM	#13
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Oh one more thing. What gets people drunk is the mixing of drinks. All that shit you mixed, is what you got you so twisted. You could have drunk three times the amount if it was all the same drink and not have been so drunk. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 10:29 PM	#15
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	I do admit that although I like all genres of music, that was something new to me, though it wasn't bad. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 10:37 PM	#16
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	You are alright TOS, I'm mostly a country fuck, although my son does have me hooked on Kid Rock after taking him to a concert.

11-06-2010, 10:48 PM	#17
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	With over 14,000 songs in my library, I have a lot covered, and I'm always ready to download more. If you got some artist name, I will gladly incorporate it into my play list. I have very little country and even less jazz. Just hit me off with some artist names. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-06-2010, 11:07 PM	#18
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	Being mostly country I like Conway Twitty if I am in a romantic mood, although there are many artist that I like as well .. If I am in a Hell Raiser mood, Hank Williams Jr, does it for me country wise, but I like many old rock groups too, like you I like music of many genres, I was a teen in the late 70s and early 80s so most of my favs are from that time era.

11-06-2010, 11:21 PM	#19
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	I know the name Conway Twitty, but the other is new to me. I'll download their discography right now. When it comes to rock, I am very picky. System of a Down, Incubus, Chevelle, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave etc etc etc. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

11-08-2010, 05:08 AM	#20
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	The difference a comma makes: I'm fucking drunk bitches <--- having sex with intoxicated women I'm fucking drunk, bitches <--- I'm intoxicated beyond reason, female dogs. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

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