Argh!

[Dutch_Rapist]

I think I'm actually going to pay attention to one of Mad dog's posts and send Mr. T to rape (VIOLENTLY rape) my FUCKING neighbours who not only spent the entire day (yesterday) running around outside my front door and screaming (really SCREAMING at the top of their voices - fucking lunatic asylum!), ruining three perfectly good hot and steamy rp sessions with Gaggirl and Frances, but also managed to vomit ALL over the staircase (THREE FLOORS!!), which was the first thing that greeted me as I got up this morning after 4 hours of sleep, feeling nauseous already.
So bring it on, Mr. T!
Mad dog can watch. I won't, as I definitely don't swing that way, but I'll enjoy their terrified and agonised screams from the comfort of my apartment.

No lube please.

Right. Feel a little better now.

[dark_d3viant]

I feel slightly the same about my neighbours playing loud music at 8am (when I've gone back to bed after attending to my kid at 6am).

Still, I get to disgust them with my moans of pleasure and screeching ' No No NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!' followed by the sound whacking of the leather paddle..

I think they think my hubby beats me and abuses me, and what they don't know is that I love it

(I'd still send Mr T round anyway, sans lube..would get to hear the sounds of screaming from the other side for a change )

xx

[Dutch_Rapist]

Originally Posted by dark_d3viant

Still, I get to disgust them with my moans of pleasure and screeching ' No No NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!' followed by the sound whacking of the leather paddle..

You're my kind of girl!

And Mr. T. kicks ass. He not only kicks it, though.
"On your knees, you fool!" I'm trying not to think of this. Please fill my head with images of your wonderfully twisted sexlife instead and I'll try to repay in kind.

My neighbours start at 8 in the morning as well, by the way. The other neighbours don't stop until 4 in the morning. Do the maths and you'll realise why I'm so strange and disturbing.

Maybe I should thank them?

[dark_d3viant]

Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

You're my kind of girl!

And Mr. T. kicks ass. He not only kicks it, though.
"On your knees, you fool!" I'm trying not to think of this. Please fill my head with images of your wonderfully twisted sexlife instead and I'll try to repay in kind.

My neighbours start at 8 in the morning as well, by the way. The other neighbours don't stop until 4 in the morning. Do the maths and you'll realise why I'm so strange and disturbing.

Maybe I should thank them?

Ahh, sleep deprivation, the torture could drive you mad! (well that's my excuse anyhow..)

Sadly I don't get to be as loud as I need to and neither does my hub (with all those lovely whips and paddles and tools of destruction..). I need to move deeper into the country I think... preferably the woods.. Could do with a good chase & abduction...

xx

[Dutch_Rapist]

Originally Posted by dark_d3viant

Could do with a good chase & abduction...

See the 'All hail the leader' thread, somehere down below. Post #15.

http://www.rapeboard.com/showthread.php?t=5683


You should always be careful what you wish for!

[dark_d3viant]

Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

See the 'All hail the leader' thread, somehere down below. Post #15.

http://www.rapeboard.com/showthread.php?t=5683


You should always be careful what you wish for!

I like to tempt and tease, makes a man angrier and more likely to push me to the wall and make me squeal when I refuse..

xx

[Dutch_Rapist]

Originally Posted by dark_d3viant

I like to tempt and tease, makes a man angrier and more likely to push me to the wall and make me squeal when I refuse..

xx

Sounds good to me! I'll certainly be able to make you squeal (I've never had a girl that squealed but really looking forward to it ), though maybe not if those 'Deliverance' flashbacks come back again.

By the way, if some creep contacts you on MSN talking about what a 'beatifull woman' you are and how 'nise' you are and asks you if you can meet, 'plzzz', just kick him very hard because he'll just be out to push you against the wall and make you squeal.