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02-08-2009, 09:41 PM | #41 |
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02-09-2009, 06:22 AM | #42 |
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All right FuckingRotter, I don't need for you to write it on the end of a pick and drive it into my skull for me to get the message. I know rejection when it stares me in the face. Who needs 1000 sheep anyway, I'll go out and buy myself a woolly jumper instead. (that's a sheep crossed with a kangaroo ) I'll sit at home and dream of Lexie and mollasses instead, although Lexie and Drambuie would be better. Btw. what was your brilliant plan Snarkopo ?
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02-09-2009, 07:20 AM | #43 |
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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02-09-2009, 07:46 PM | #44 |
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Moth ennzyme = cure for stupidity, (got a friend at a lab) The rest is obvious, Moths eat wool. 1000 sheep = a LOT of moths.
could have been rich but for you 2, with all your damn bickering.
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02-09-2009, 07:52 PM | #45 |
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It ain't bickering, no marriage means no bickering. But since you already admitted to being stupid....
Snarkopo - Homer Simpson. Thanks for helping me get this thread back on track.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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02-09-2009, 08:38 PM | #46 | |
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God I sound like yoda now.
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02-09-2009, 10:08 PM | #47 | |
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Pretty good!
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02-09-2009, 11:13 PM | #48 | |
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Sandra Dee, eh? I don't think anyone's ever compared me to her...but that's kinda cool. |
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02-10-2009, 04:50 AM | #49 |
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02-11-2009, 03:04 AM | #50 |
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Sierra = Lauren Bacall. That sexy smokey voice.
Sindyloo = Marilyn Monroe. Happy birthday Mr. President. Sanitarium = R2D2. The ultimate Techie. FuckingRotter = Johnny Rotten. Frantic Wrecker. ChiTownHoney = Treacle. And Coffee.
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02-11-2009, 03:36 AM | #51 | |
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That's actually pretty close, without the cigarettes. Kathleen Turner is closer.
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02-11-2009, 01:44 PM | #52 |
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Not far off there matey.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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02-11-2009, 07:47 PM | #53 | |
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I'm sure it's sultry, Ma'am. Addictive, if you will. Tendencies to create an adrenaline-enduced high while encouraging one's veins to tremble in a lustful passion as your words of eroticism roll freely off your delicate tongue.. Let me know if I'm close.. I'm sure I'm at least in the vacinity.
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02-11-2009, 07:49 PM | #54 |
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mental note.. find out who the "Johnny Rotten. Frantic Wrecker." is..
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02-11-2009, 09:28 PM | #56 | |
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LMFAO!!! I wasn't going to go there but since you did.. I know EXACTLY how heated your voice is and what I hear with my ears, I get to feel through my clit.
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02-11-2009, 11:44 PM | #57 | |
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02-12-2009, 12:27 AM | #58 |
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For some reason Batffink sounds like Shrek to me. A lovely Scottish sound
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02-12-2009, 03:57 AM | #59 |
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You couldn't have called it closer if you tried. Right on the nail you clever girl.
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02-15-2009, 05:52 AM | #60 |
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I hope Batfink doesn't look like Shrek too?
It occurred to me that perhaps he doesn't sound like Les Patterson at all, maybe Rab C Nesbitt?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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