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Old 03-06-2009, 06:25 AM   #1
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The idea of forcing two straight girls to have sex appeals to me much more than watching two willing girls go at it. But better still would be forcing a victim with absolutely no lesbian or bi tendencies, to give pleasure to another woman after which that woman abuses her.

Now I'm wondering from the victims aspect, how this would make her feel? I'd appreciate your thoughts or any real life accounts.

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It would make me feel so dirty to be forced to lick another girl's cunt out. Gets me wet just thinking about it.
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I love this idea! Better yet if it's two straight sisters... or mother and daughter...
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I love the idea as well.. Pity there doesn't seem to be much out there that caters to this. Also something like the stuff in catfightgangbang.com is really awesome..
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If it gets you wet thinking about it, then you have lesbian or bi tendencies to be honest.

It would be humiliating and derogatory. Being raped by a woman would make me feel weak and feeble. Being raped by a woman with a guy assisting her would just make me hate her to bits.
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Not necessarily. Getting wet at the thought of it could simply mean Lexie has force fantasies. Or gets off on being humiliated, but would never get off on another woman.

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If it gets you wet thinking about it, then you have lesbian or bi tendencies to be honest.

It would be humiliating and derogatory. Being raped by a woman would make me feel weak and feeble. Being raped by a woman with a guy assisting her would just make me hate her to bits.
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Sisters.... Hmmm....

I like the idea of the older, sexually active sister forcing her younger naive and innocent sibling to pleasure her. We're moving into the incest section here I know but it's still on topic. Perhaps older sister comes home frustrated after a night out but doesn't get a shag. So she drunkenly forces herself on the younger one she shares a bedroom with.
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Mmm, what a hot idea...
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Sisters.... Hmmm....

I like the idea of the older, sexually active sister forcing her younger naive and innocent sibling to pleasure her. We're moving into the incest section here I know but it's still on topic. Perhaps older sister comes home frustrated after a night out but doesn't get a shag. So she drunkenly forces herself on the younger one she shares a bedroom with.


Rotter, that sounds like a great story in the making!!! I'd love to see you write it.
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Not necessarily. Getting wet at the thought of it could simply mean Lexie has force fantasies. Or gets off on being humiliated, but would never get off on another woman.
I love to be forced, humiliated, degraded. But anyone that's unsure of sexuality should meet my 7 children.
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That don't mean nothing, just that either one has got lucky seven times, or seven men have got lucky once
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This was almost a good topic, but gettng into incest is something completely different.

This is the general rape forum, so I will ask very nicely that if you would like to discuss incest or bestiality, there is a whole other section for that.

I do have fantasies, not about being raped, but raping another female with another guy present. Like he would rape her and I would assist, slap her around, and just be an evil bitch and watch the whole thing go down.

I have had a fantasy recently: My bf or fuck buddy meets a girl online and she is ready to meet up with him for rape play, but she doesnt know I am there and once she gets there she is just what I expect, chubby, homely looking and couldnt get a guy to touch her to save her life. After she gets over the surprise of seeing me, she calms down because she is ready to do this, and then he ties her up and starts to spank her hard, leaving welts all over her ass, calling her a heifer and all kinds of derogatory names and I just watch. As soon as she says her safe word, and starts bubbling, crying all over the place, I make her do things to me and to him all the while slapping her, calling her names, and just degrading her, just bruising her and making her feel pain.

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Sierra: I won't be writing any story, little miss Rotter is the clever creative one.

Chi: I see your point about the incest thing, it sort of wandered on in here! But is it incest first or force first? What if it was two room mates in a college dorm?
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This was almost a good topic, but gettng into incest is something completely different.

This is the general rape forum, so I will ask very nicely that if you would like to discuss incest or bestiality, there is a whole other section for that.

I do have fantasies, not about being raped, but raping another female with another guy present. Like he would rape her and I would assist, slap her around, and just be an evil bitch and watch the whole thing go down.

I have had a fantasy recently: My bf or fuck buddy meets a girl online and she is ready to meet up with him for rape play, but she doesnt know I am there and once she gets there she is just what I expect, chubby, homely looking and couldnt get a guy to touch her to save her life. After she gets over the surprise of seeing me, she calms down because she is ready to do this, and then he ties her up and starts to spank her hard, leaving welts all over her ass, calling her a heifer and all kinds of derogatory names and I just watch. As soon as she says her safe word, and starts bubbling, crying all over the place, I make her do things to me and to him all the while slapping her, calling her names, and just degrading her, just bruising her and making her feel pain.
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It's only hot until they get their tits shot off by the original rapist.
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There is only one word to describe lesbian rape: FUCKING HOT AS ALL HELL!!!!!! :-D
I love the idea of me and a girl raping another girl together too, and afterwards, as she lays there whimpering and disgusting, my and my honey have victory sex right in front of her.
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* "It's like, prove this is a rectangle. But it is a rectangle! IT JUST IS!!! And they have all these fancy terms to prove why this is a rectangle (which I forgot) and I have to write them down all in order."

* "why the hell do I need the reflexive property? Why do I need a property to tell me that x equals x?"

* "I feel like I'm trapped in my own body"

* "Isn't rape just surprise sex?"

* "Save the environment... WEAR PLASTIC"

* "Children can, like, melt."

* "If I could curl up my ankle, I would."

* "I'm sure if my boobs were the size of yours, I'd have at least, like, three."

* "But... the popcorn... and the revenge... YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!"

* "When STDs go into the atmosphere like, they cause global warming?"

* "Even chicken has meat?"

* "I'm not the brightest pencil in the shed, ok!"

* "So is Wales like,a continent or sumfink?"

* "Oh Africa thats that big country below America"

* "Do infants spin?"

* "When the sun dies, will it fall?"

* "Ulysses? He was Greek - like, no way. Ulysses S. Grant was totally from Virginia right?"

* "Oh you live in Britain, thats that little third world country right??"

* "At least I don't date girls" (Said by a boy to a girl)

* "I'm Trish and I'm for sale..." ---> ONE HUNDRED PESOS ONLY PER LIFETIME!

* "How can they flow into countries? Wouldn't they, like, stop?" (In a geography class, about rivers)

* "Wait, is a cow the same thing as a chicken?"

* "Ham is cow, right? I mean hamburgers, right?"

* "OMG, I totally forgot. What is 1 + 1 again? Isn't it, like, 3?"

* "Isn't Lincoln that guy that wrote the Declaration of Independence"

* "Someday I want to visit the continent of the Atlantic Ocean."

* "You're so smart, you can't go to stripper school like me!"

* "Leaves don't have sex, stupid."

* "Oh, hold on a sec, I have to paint my nipple green."

* "The Beatles are British?!?!?!?!"

* "What-evah!!!"

* "So wait... Guys don't have ovaries?"

* "When's Monday Night Football again?"

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