I am giving up sex..... - Rape Board

perfectlyformed · 04-01-2012, 11:04 AM

Yes, you read that right. I just can't be bothered anymore.

Sex is messy, exhausting, objectifying, violating and brings up memories of things I would rather not have done and events that I should have found embrassing.

I'm not doing it anymore. I retire from sex.

x

lysyn · 04-01-2012, 02:31 PM

Bahhahhhahhaha.. that's the funniest thing I heard since FR figured out what haggis really is.

somedude · 04-01-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

yes, you read that right. I just can't be bothered anymore.

Sex is messy, exhausting, objectifying, violating and brings up memories of things i would rather not have done and events that i should have found embrassing.

I'm not doing it anymore. I retire from sex.

X

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

FuckingRotter · 04-01-2012, 03:31 PM

Like that's going to stop me!

diabound · 04-01-2012, 04:06 PM

Bear in mind it is april fools day

Lil-Mac · 04-01-2012, 04:39 PM

Quite True.... +1 interwebs for you DB

somedude · 04-01-2012, 07:10 PM

Of course it is April Fools but it's part of the fun to go along with it!

perfectlyformed · 04-02-2012, 08:24 AM

It might have been nice to be taken seriously for about 60 seconds

x

Crotch_Ripper · 04-02-2012, 09:42 AM

How about just takin

lysyn · 04-02-2012, 12:27 PM

Oh honey, you're far to confident in your sexuality for anyone to have believed that. Maybe if you had started small... say " I am giving up blowjobs for a month" or " I am challenging mysel to see if I can give up anal for a week" or " I think I may have to join a sex addiction group." Those we MAY have believed for an hour or so. But you giving up sex? Unimaginable. I do thank you for the laugh though.

batffink · 04-02-2012, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

Yes, you read that right. I just can't be bothered anymore.

Sex is messy, exhausting, objectifying, violating and brings up memories of things I would rather not have done and events that I should have found embrassing.

I'm not doing it anymore. I retire from sex.

x

I believed you sweetheart. I gave it up years ago. When you get to my age it's a highly over-rated pasttime.

FuckingRotter · 04-03-2012, 12:52 AM

Now you're just being silly little girl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

It might have been nice to be taken seriously for about 60 seconds

x

perfectlyformed · 04-03-2012, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

I believed you sweetheart. I gave it up years ago. When you get to my age it's a highly over-rated pasttime.

Awww finky. I should visit you sometime

............... you won't die on top of me will you?

x

FuckingRotter · 04-03-2012, 04:28 AM

He'd die a happy man! Just don't be afraid if he starts making bleating noises at you, at his age he's bound to get confused!

batffink · 04-03-2012, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

Awww finky. I should visit you sometime

............... you won't die on top of me will you?

x

No my love, but I might die under you! What a way to go. Fucking beautiful.

Lil-Mac · 04-03-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

No my love, but I might die under you! What a way to go. Fucking beautiful.

I was thinking the same thing Fink, behind maybe, underneath definitely... but on top of... nope, not gonna happen.

snarkopo · 04-03-2012, 11:13 PM

So, to kill batffink or not to kill batffink? That is the question.

FuckingRotter · 04-22-2012, 01:51 PM

Time I've finished punching cunt, she might have to give up sex for real. Well perhaps for a week at least.

perfectlyformed · 04-23-2012, 01:54 AM

nah. I have 2 other options that will still be perfectly usable

x

FuckingRotter · 04-23-2012, 11:57 AM

Don't be so sure.

04-01-2012, 11:04 AM	#1
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I am giving up sex..... Yes, you read that right. I just can't be bothered anymore. Sex is messy, exhausting, objectifying, violating and brings up memories of things I would rather not have done and events that I should have found embrassing. I'm not doing it anymore. I retire from sex. x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-01-2012, 03:31 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Like that's going to stop me! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-01-2012, 04:39 PM	#6
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	Quite True.... +1 interwebs for you DB __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

04-01-2012, 07:10 PM	#7
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Of course it is April Fools but it's part of the fun to go along with it! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

04-02-2012, 08:24 AM	#8
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	It might have been nice to be taken seriously for about 60 seconds x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-01-2012, 02:31 PM	#2
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Bahhahhhahhaha.. that's the funniest thing I heard since FR figured out what haggis really is.

04-01-2012, 04:06 PM	#5
diabound Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: UK Posts: 15 Reputation: 743	Bear in mind it is april fools day

04-02-2012, 09:42 AM	#9
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	How about just takin __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

04-02-2012, 12:27 PM	#10
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Oh honey, you're far to confident in your sexuality for anyone to have believed that. Maybe if you had started small... say " I am giving up blowjobs for a month" or " I am challenging mysel to see if I can give up anal for a week" or " I think I may have to join a sex addiction group." Those we MAY have believed for an hour or so. But you giving up sex? Unimaginable. I do thank you for the laugh though.

04-03-2012, 04:28 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	He'd die a happy man! Just don't be afraid if he starts making bleating noises at you, at his age he's bound to get confused! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-03-2012, 11:13 PM	#17
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	So, to kill batffink or not to kill batffink? That is the question. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

04-22-2012, 01:51 PM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Time I've finished punching cunt, she might have to give up sex for real. Well perhaps for a week at least. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-23-2012, 01:54 AM	#19
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	nah. I have 2 other options that will still be perfectly usable x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-23-2012, 11:57 AM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Don't be so sure. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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