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11-26-2015, 02:30 PM | #1 |
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What's a bluey?
I was asked today what is a bluey?
Well, amongst other things, a bluey is a £5 note. It is called this because a £5 note is blue. At least, it is in England and Wales. I don't know what colour it is in Scotland, because I've never seen a Scotsman open his wallet, let alone pull any thing out of it!!!!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-26-2015, 02:33 PM | #2 |
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It's probably worth pointing out at this stage that Scotland prints its own money. This is probably why the Scottish National Party seem to think they can go independent from the rest of the U.K and exist without the jobs created by having a nuclear submarine base, and foreign investment in off-shore and deep-sea oil and gas exploration!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-26-2015, 08:28 PM | #3 |
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Jealousy is truly a soul destroying thing that eats at the bowels of Englishmen every moment of their lives. Sad, Sad, Sad.
By the way, a bluey in Australia is a parking ticket and a pinkie is what you receive when you're sacked.
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11-27-2015, 03:00 PM | #4 |
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What's there to be jealous of? Scotland is a shit hole. It rains more than nearly any where else on Earth, and the annual average wind speed on the West Coast is the highest on Earth.
Scotland is so piss poor, we had to grant its greatest nobles land in Ireland for fucks sake, in order to inspire loyalty from them! It's known for mass production of mediocre whiskey, and Tennants Super. It's notable figures include Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, and Logi Baird. I mean television whilst scientifically a brilliant invention, hasn't exactly enlightened the world! Every thing is up hill, and shut by 5.30pm, apart from the pubs, but the coppers are so pissed in Scotland that they keep flying helicopters in to pubs. If that isn't going on, it's bin men falling asleep at the wheel and killing Christmas shoppers with their dustcarts. The only thing Scotland has going for it is, if you really get lucky, you may see the Northern Lights there. Why bother though? You could go to Finland where they have motorsport, or Iceland where they have volcanoes. Any thing for a little entertainment! Scotland did produce The Devils in Skirts though, probably the greatest comedy moment in history!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-27-2015, 03:02 PM | #5 |
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Oh, if you like golf, you should probably visit Scotland....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-27-2015, 04:18 PM | #6 |
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Bluey...pinkie...turned the Queen's English into baby talk! Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave...
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11-27-2015, 07:21 PM | #7 |
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Lol
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11-27-2015, 09:52 PM | #8 |
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"Bluey...pinkie...turned the Queen's English into baby talk! Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave..."
This from the country that gave us the greatest mangler of English ever... George Bush Junior. The very man who famously said that the French don't have a word for entrepreneur.
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11-27-2015, 10:24 PM | #9 |
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George Bush Junior isn't from my country, he's from Texas!
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11-28-2015, 01:16 AM | #10 |
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He wasn't from Texas originally. He just lives there. And I have to ask why the greatest country in the world, the richest, the most powerful, the most talented since the British Empire, can elect a bumbling idiot, a draft dodger, a man who can't string two sensible words together, a man who sat like a stunned mullet when told of the twin towers tragedy, to the highest office in the land. How can a great nation that gave us the incomparable Gettysburg address and a "day that will live in infamy" speech elect a total fuckwit to be the POTUS. Kennedy and Clinton were at least human, poking as many women as possible but that fucking God botherer Bush was a travesty. I think that it proves that money in the U.S.A. can buy anything. God help us if that arch-Idiot Trump wins.
Sorry, I've had a few Glennfidichs too many.
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11-28-2015, 05:11 AM | #11 |
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So using words like pussy, hiney, tush, panties, isn't turning English in to baby talk?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-28-2015, 01:26 PM | #12 |
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What people in my own country do to the English language makes me ill as well! I'm a professional author and a bit of a language snob.
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11-28-2015, 02:07 PM | #13 |
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Perhaps you should move to England, and be a positive influence on the English language?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-28-2015, 02:33 PM | #14 |
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I would, but English weather and I don't mix!
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11-28-2015, 02:36 PM | #15 |
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Stop fucking moaning then. You can either have drought, and be surrounded by wankers, or constant rain, and be surrounded by wankers. If you can never be happy it's probably your own fault!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-28-2015, 03:57 PM | #16 |
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Oh, I'm happy and do a lot less moaning than you, Mr. Fucking Wanker Rotter
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11-28-2015, 10:30 PM | #17 |
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I would dearly love to read your books or something you have written. Can you safely point me in the right direction?
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11-28-2015, 11:36 PM | #18 |
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If you do a Google search for T.J. Lazier you can find my work! I'll PM you a link too
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11-29-2015, 07:03 AM | #19 |
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It's raging, not moaning.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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11-29-2015, 04:34 PM | #20 |
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Your raging comes across as a whimper
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