This is so not funny... - Rape Board

dark_d3viant · 02-15-2007, 05:43 AM

.. whoever it is up there, is mocking me.

I am on the brink of madness - I haven't been fucked for quite a while and I'm constantly aroused...
Last week a policeman came to my door to complain about the car, and I nearly had a heart attack and an orgasm all in one by just seeing him.

Today, some idiot in the house set the toaster on fire, which got sorted. Neighbours must have seen the smoke though - and at 9am TWO HOT FIREMEN TURNED UP! ARGH!!

Perfect MFM material, stood right in front of me. Hot hot men in uniform... My nipples went visibly erect..

This is so not on. I think I might die from arousal before the week is out.
(and I swear, if it's an army guy at the door next, I'm going to demand a good raping!!)

too many hot MEN!!

I need cock!! (and thank fuck my husband comes home tonight - he promises a belated valentine's *present*

)

xx

Louise · 02-15-2007, 05:47 AM

So what happens if we do think its funny and laugh DD?

*hides*

dark_d3viant · 02-15-2007, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louise

So what happens if we do think its funny and laugh DD?

*hides*

I'l probably be laughing about it too, after a good seeing to of course

At the moment I'm still swearing to myself and refusing to answer the door (postman can shove it up his ARSE)

hmm.. I think the term best describing me is 'nymphomaniac'

xx

gaggirl · 02-15-2007, 07:57 AM

Hell I know exactly that feeling- I get it when I haven't had a threesome for a while. Yep smack me down I'm fucking greedy I know

I know a few military men Id be glad to send them your way- but I would have to be a fly on the wall and watch the fireworks unfold! If only we lived in the same country hug

02-15-2007, 05:43 AM	#1
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	This is so not funny... .. whoever it is up there, is mocking me. I am on the brink of madness - I haven't been fucked for quite a while and I'm constantly aroused... Last week a policeman came to my door to complain about the car, and I nearly had a heart attack and an orgasm all in one by just seeing him. Today, some idiot in the house set the toaster on fire, which got sorted. Neighbours must have seen the smoke though - and at 9am TWO HOT FIREMEN TURNED UP! ARGH!! Perfect MFM material, stood right in front of me. Hot hot men in uniform... My nipples went visibly erect.. This is so not on. I think I might die from arousal before the week is out. (and I swear, if it's an army guy at the door next, I'm going to demand a good raping!!) too many hot MEN!! I need cock!! (and thank fuck my husband comes home tonight - he promises a belated valentine's present ) xx

02-15-2007, 05:47 AM	#2
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	So what happens if we do think its funny and laugh DD? hides __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

02-15-2007, 07:57 AM	#4
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Hell I know exactly that feeling- I get it when I haven't had a threesome for a while. Yep smack me down I'm fucking greedy I know I know a few military men Id be glad to send them your way- but I would have to be a fly on the wall and watch the fireworks unfold! If only we lived in the same country hug