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FuckingRotter · 04-21-2013, 11:15 AM

I just ate a whole roast chicken.

WickedLady · 04-21-2013, 11:22 AM

Bones included?

FuckingRotter · 04-21-2013, 11:34 AM

No, those are for the rats.

EssenceofRed · 04-21-2013, 11:41 AM

Wow. That's impressive. Although chickens are hollow in the middle.

nondescript29 · 04-21-2013, 11:50 AM

That's why you can't give the bones to animals, they break up inside them.

I need tacos.

Dangerdevil · 04-21-2013, 01:32 PM

Is that some sort of latent lesbianism talking Non?

jwham · 04-21-2013, 02:01 PM

FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.

Need2BOwned · 04-21-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jwham

FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.

*runs outside and makes sure my chicken is safely secured in her coop*

buttfreak · 04-21-2013, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwham

FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.

so thats how to get certain metals(vitamins) in your body

jwham · 04-21-2013, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Need2BOwned

*runs outside and makes sure my chicken is safely secured in her coop*

Many chickens have been fried, baked, roasted and boiled; your chicken with my help has the opportunity to become one of the chosen few to be a beer butt chicken. It can be much more than the common chicken

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so thats how to get certain metals(vitamins) in your body

Everything we eat kills us a little, why deprive yourself the joys of beer butt chicken, you don’t want to live forever do ya?

buttfreak · 04-21-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jwham

you don’t want to live forever do ya?

If I could indulge my fantasies I would

Sierra · 04-21-2013, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jwham

FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.

YES!!

Honest to God - jwham is right. I first heard about this years ago and it's so good you won't believe. Using different kinds of beer and/or putting spices in the beer only improves it. The biggest challenge is getting the beer can - full of hot liquid - out of the chicken's ass without burning yourself or tearing up the chicken. Worth it, tho.

The first time I saw this on some highbrow cooking show on public television I nearly fell down laughing.

Need2BOwned · 04-21-2013, 08:09 PM

Sierra-you're kidding, right? I thought this was a huge joke and was picturing a live chicken. lol!

Sierra · 04-21-2013, 08:38 PM

I am NOT kidding. Even the exhalted Food Network has a recipe, although they screw it up with "dry rub" and all that which I don't bother with. A little salt and pepper is all. I put the oil on it to crisp the skin, shove the beer can up its ass, and put it in a hot grill or oven for an hour. So good you'll slap your mama.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/t...ipe/index.html

Sierra · 04-21-2013, 08:40 PM

Oh, and I don't recommend this for a live chicken.... bestiality not my thing and the feathers would smell.

(This time I AM kidding. Huge animal lover here.)

Need2BOwned · 04-21-2013, 08:40 PM

OMG! I'm going to HAVE to try this!

lol, Sierra! We named our chicken "nugget", but she has to stay live and feathered.

FuckingRotter · 04-21-2013, 11:57 PM

Am an old hand at grilling chicken. I use my own recipe jerk marinade, and bung a can of ginger beer on the coals. Jerk chicken is best cooked skinned and butterflied, so by the time I'm done mutilating it there is no arse left to shove anything up.

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 04:46 AM

jwham, thank you for the recipe. I hope I can still make my special stuffing and have the chook stand up (Stuffing comprises smoked meat, garlic, onion, bread crumbs, mushrooms... all cooked separately and stuffed under the skin, over the breast meat. Keeps the breast tender and juicy.)

Coincidentally, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life concerns a live chicken. It was on a pet show and they were discussing the Chinese crested chickens. The person who owned them showed how they washed the chicken to make it look all clean and special (for a show? I guess). The guy dipped the chicken in a bucket and pulled it out, I swear it looked like a wet rag. Then he placed it inside a cotton bag with two holes. One hole was for the chicken's head, the other for the hairdryer. That's right - hairdryer. When the hairdryer was turned on, the bag inflated with warm air, like a balloon. The tiny head of the chicken poking out of the bag as it got its feathers dried, had me laughing my head off.

The highlight came when the bagged chicken accidentally rolled off the table, when the owner's back was turned. Of course it rolled, it's in a balloon... I was in hysterics.

Res · 04-22-2013, 10:51 AM

Now I'm hungry! I want beer chicken!

LIDM99810 · 04-22-2013, 11:25 AM

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jwham, thank you for the recipe. I hope I can still make my special stuffing and have the chook stand up (Stuffing comprises smoked meat, garlic, onion, bread crumbs, mushrooms... all cooked separately and stuffed under the skin, over the breast meat. Keeps the breast tender and juicy.)

Coincidentally, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life concerns a live chicken. It was on a pet show and they were discussing the Chinese crested chickens. The person who owned them showed how they washed the chicken to make it look all clean and special (for a show? I guess). The guy dipped the chicken in a bucket and pulled it out, I swear it looked like a wet rag. Then he placed it inside a cotton bag with two holes. One hole was for the chicken's head, the other for the hairdryer. That's right - hairdryer. When the hairdryer was turned on, the bag inflated with warm air, like a balloon. The tiny head of the chicken poking out of the bag as it got its feathers dried, had me laughing my head off.

The highlight came when the bagged chicken accidentally rolled off the table, when the owner's back was turned. Of course it rolled, it's in a balloon... I was in hysterics.

Thanks for the laugh! I wanna rep you but can't yet.

04-21-2013, 11:15 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Rotter v Food. I just ate a whole roast chicken. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-21-2013, 11:34 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, those are for the rats. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-21-2013, 11:50 AM	#5
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	That's why you can't give the bones to animals, they break up inside them. I need tacos. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

04-21-2013, 08:38 PM	#14
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I am NOT kidding. Even the exhalted Food Network has a recipe, although they screw it up with "dry rub" and all that which I don't bother with. A little salt and pepper is all. I put the oil on it to crisp the skin, shove the beer can up its ass, and put it in a hot grill or oven for an hour. So good you'll slap your mama. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/t...ipe/index.html __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-21-2013, 08:40 PM	#15
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Oh, and I don't recommend this for a live chicken.... bestiality not my thing and the feathers would smell. (This time I AM kidding. Huge animal lover here.) __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-21-2013, 11:22 AM	#2
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Bones included?

04-21-2013, 11:41 AM	#4
EssenceofRed Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Midwest Posts: 119 Reputation: 2310	Wow. That's impressive. Although chickens are hollow in the middle.

04-21-2013, 01:32 PM	#6
Dangerdevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apopka, FL Posts: 185 Reputation: 4110	Is that some sort of latent lesbianism talking Non?

04-21-2013, 02:01 PM	#7
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.

04-21-2013, 08:09 PM	#13
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	Sierra-you're kidding, right? I thought this was a huge joke and was picturing a live chicken. lol!

04-21-2013, 11:57 PM	#17
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Am an old hand at grilling chicken. I use my own recipe jerk marinade, and bung a can of ginger beer on the coals. Jerk chicken is best cooked skinned and butterflied, so by the time I'm done mutilating it there is no arse left to shove anything up. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-22-2013, 04:46 AM	#18
Sasha Girl Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 268 Reputation: 2013	jwham, thank you for the recipe. I hope I can still make my special stuffing and have the chook stand up (Stuffing comprises smoked meat, garlic, onion, bread crumbs, mushrooms... all cooked separately and stuffed under the skin, over the breast meat. Keeps the breast tender and juicy.) Coincidentally, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life concerns a live chicken. It was on a pet show and they were discussing the Chinese crested chickens. The person who owned them showed how they washed the chicken to make it look all clean and special (for a show? I guess). The guy dipped the chicken in a bucket and pulled it out, I swear it looked like a wet rag. Then he placed it inside a cotton bag with two holes. One hole was for the chicken's head, the other for the hairdryer. That's right - hairdryer. When the hairdryer was turned on, the bag inflated with warm air, like a balloon. The tiny head of the chicken poking out of the bag as it got its feathers dried, had me laughing my head off. The highlight came when the bagged chicken accidentally rolled off the table, when the owner's back was turned. Of course it rolled, it's in a balloon... I was in hysterics. __________________ I'm a wicked, vile, horrible and perfect man. - the Savage, during one of his more modest moments. "I'm a sex addict - it's my cross to bear." - from "The Blades of Glory"

04-22-2013, 10:51 AM	#19
Res Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 10 Reputation: 269	Now I'm hungry! I want beer chicken!