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04-27-2007, 03:26 AM
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chat up
what is the craziest chat up line you have ever used or had used on you ??
once i went to this party at sumones house who i didn't know, the owners girlfriend came up to me when i was alone and she said.." iv got a bald cunt"....lol i almost choked on my drink.....i really appreciated her sincerety and needless to say we had a lot of fun.. myself iv used sum really awful ones like "do you wanna show me what you piss with" "i want to fuck u so hard it will hurt" and i have actually used " ur sexy, im sexy - lets be sexy together..." lmao.....it didnt work lol
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04-27-2007, 06:06 AM
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Strangest ever used on me...
"Wanna fuck on a bike" Which I did...hey, I was curious about the dynamics... Most offensive "Prove youre not a rug muncher" I dont slap. I punch. Most effective, used on an extremely cold night into which I decided to wear very little and then try and walk home. "Erm...can I warm those up" *pointed at my breasts* Sorry, it was so cold...just laughed and agreed! Most stupid and self loathing attempt I ever used...oh I dont know something about hell and demon sex perhaps...*feels cringe coming on* |
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04-27-2007, 11:38 AM
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Funniest was in college tavern on a friday night. Sipping drink vowing too not be picked up and......."Hello Angel! Did it hurt??" cute guy speaking. Myself.....Huh?? What hurt....excuse me??" Him....."When you fell down from Heaven!!" Nice smile, handsome guy!!
Well that was worth several drinks at his place later on. Never laughed that hard before!  
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04-27-2007, 02:10 PM
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  One thing there is no shortage of at the Student Uni Bar is hapless losers trying to score and I’ve had probably every crap line there is fired at me… Things like: If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head tonight? Can I kiss you passionately on the lips… then afterwards I can move up to your belly button if you like The word of the day today is ‘legs’, why don’t you and I go and spread the word! Most bizarre, that I can remember anyway, was a guy who said he had just had the suspension fixed on his car and he wanted to check that they had done a good job of it… they had 
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04-27-2007, 02:39 PM
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04-27-2007, 02:42 PM
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04-27-2007, 03:56 PM
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That's the worst chat up line I've ever read Phatom...
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04-27-2007, 07:24 PM
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Lmao dude!
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04-27-2007, 08:28 PM
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04-27-2007, 09:44 PM
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Hey up.. you look sexy.. or do i have to walk past you again..
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04-27-2007, 10:57 PM
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its all give and take
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the only time ive ever used one was when i walked up to this girl in a bar who i thought was hot, just waited for a few seconds and said "your only young once" she just looked at me funny then kissed me, so that was cool.
favourite line: "hey, didnt i see you at that party i had when i won the lottery?" my best friends got the worst line ever he goes up makes a sort of fist and shakes it at her manically, then says "u wouldnt like that up your arse would ya!?" strangely it works everytime.
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04-28-2007, 10:46 PM
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Melana's Pudding Cup
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Did you use windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
worst ones: "Hey, excuse me, do you have a quarter? I told my mother I'd call her when I saw an angel" (guy will potentialy get a quarter out of the deal) guy:*come up behind girl and feel on shoulders* "I'm trying to figure out where you put your wings at." (girl will have supposedly asked what the guy is doing, but in my case I would probably start swinging. This might work best on someone who is not a stranger)
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