If rape was leagle this would be an ad - Rape Board

rapeontheroad78 · 01-28-2009, 09:08 PM

Wanted full time Rape victim todo house work, cooking, must have tight ass, pussy, and be open 24 hrs a day

pay is plantie of pain and cum, full benifits include pain, cum, and planty of smacking around

Cedar · 01-29-2009, 08:20 AM

Fed up of hearing a woman say "You're not my type"?
Fed up of having to wrestle for it?
Fed up of being distracted by crying and yelling?
Fed up of her running off for a morning-after pill as soon as you're done?

Well, now there's ROHYPNOL(TM) -- hailed by rapists worldwide as the greatest invention since duct tape! With ROHYPNOL(TM), it won't matter whether you're "her type". With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie quietly in whatever position you choose to put her, letting you enjoy her at lesiure, as many times as you like. With ROHYPNOL(TM), her face will stay as calm and pretty as when you first noticed her across the room at the party. With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie there for hours after you're finished, with your cum undisturbed deep inside her.

Try ROHYPNOL(TM) now!

"Knock her out, knock her up!"

Available wherever fine rape products are sold.

lildefect · 01-29-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar

Fed up of hearing a woman say "You're not my type"?
Fed up of having to wrestle for it?
Fed up of being distracted by crying and yelling?
Fed up of her running off for a morning-after pill as soon as you're done?

Well, now there's ROHYPNOL(TM) -- hailed by rapists worldwide as the greatest invention since duct tape! With ROHYPNOL(TM), it won't matter whether you're "her type". With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie quietly in whatever position you choose to put her, letting you enjoy her at lesiure, as many times as you like. With ROHYPNOL(TM), her face will stay as calm and pretty as when you first noticed her across the room at the party. With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie there for hours after you're finished, with your cum undisturbed deep inside her.

Try ROHYPNOL(TM) now!

"Knock her out, knock her up!"

Available wherever fine rape products are sold.

This is GREAT! I was laughing so hard when I read this. :-D

rapeontheroad78 · 01-29-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar

Fed up of hearing a woman say "You're not my type"?
Fed up of having to wrestle for it?
Fed up of being distracted by crying and yelling?
Fed up of her running off for a morning-after pill as soon as you're done?

Well, now there's ROHYPNOL(TM) -- hailed by rapists worldwide as the greatest invention since duct tape! With ROHYPNOL(TM), it won't matter whether you're "her type". With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie quietly in whatever position you choose to put her, letting you enjoy her at lesiure, as many times as you like. With ROHYPNOL(TM), her face will stay as calm and pretty as when you first noticed her across the room at the party. With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie there for hours after you're finished, with your cum undisturbed deep inside her.

Try ROHYPNOL(TM) now!

"Knock her out, knock her up!"

Available wherever fine rape products are sold.

that was good never would have thought of that

Cedar · 01-30-2009, 08:05 AM

Thanks, now I'll know how to word the ad for my mail-order business.....now I just need to work on the taser one

pervipete · 01-30-2009, 01:21 PM

Lmao

Trill · 01-31-2009, 02:19 AM

Are you sick of cheap tasers losing power while you're trying to subdue a beautiful woman?
Are you tired of shelling out hundreds of dollars you don't have on hookers?
Are your fists sore and bruised from trying to knock your victims out?

THERE IS AN ANSWER!

The Real Meat Corporation is proud to bring you the Predator 2000 - the serial rapist's best friend!

The Predator 2000 utilizes our unique POWERTASE™ system designed to bring maximum crippling, disabling agony to your intended victim through projected retractable dart lines that sink firmly into her epidermis, ensuring you get the most out of your sexual experience!

Let's see some testimonials from our satisfied customers!

I. Stalk of Vice City, FL.: "When I was in high school I was always passed over by the head of the cheerleading squad. Now thanks to the Predator 2000 I caught up to her in college!"

J. de Ripper, Jnr. of London, England: "It was quite frustrating having to use old-fashioned cutthroat razors to force struggling victims to stay quiet and not alert any helpful people nearby. Now I can render my chosen targets helpless with the touch of a button! Thank you, Predator 2000!"

Don't let your sex drive be starved by ineffective sexual assault aids! Call today and get a free copy of "Our Rape Victims, Our Selves" by Dr. Will Raypeher valued at US $49.99! 1800-PREDTR

We accept: Americunt Express | MasterAndSlaveCard | Abductor's Club | Virgin (or maybe a real virgin)

TwistedMaster · 01-31-2009, 06:28 AM

Once I rep whore a few other people, remind me to +rep you again...

gwen_the_bitch · 01-31-2009, 06:32 AM

Twisted, if you need to rape a whore you could...oh...rep whore...hmmm...moving on...

I like ad 1 more but, ad 2...i will admit I giggled like a little school girl at yours as well XD

FuckingRotter · 01-31-2009, 08:34 AM

For sale:

White van, unwritten, blacked out windows, walk-through. Fully taxed and tested, full service history, low mileage for year, unfortunately side panels slightly dented from inside. Full central locking, LOUD stereo, specially fitted with restraint points and can be delivered to your door complete with one struggling captive.

£10 000 or very near offer.

Cedar · 01-31-2009, 08:37 AM

The Real Meat Corporation is proud to bring you the Predator 2000 - the serial rapist's best friend!

Dang, I should have asked Santa for one of those.....

hezixixi2009 · 01-31-2009, 09:19 AM

I didn't just delete it because I didn't want people thinking that this

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Zzzz....

was directed at Cedar

FuckingRotter · 01-31-2009, 09:32 AM

Zzzz....

justmetoo · 01-31-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

For sale:

White van, unwritten, blacked out windows, walk-through. Fully taxed and tested, full service history, low mileage for year, unfortunately side panels slightly dented from inside. Full central locking, LOUD stereo, specially fitted with restraint points and can be delivered to your door complete with one struggling captive.

Â£10 000 or very near offer.

Do you ship overseas

the savage · 01-31-2009, 07:31 PM

Feeling horny? Wife won't do what you want in bed?

Come on down to The Savages Rape Brothel. We bring in new victims every two weeks. From innocent school girls to slutty sultry MILFs. Do whatever your want to em, they can't say no.

That's The Savage's Rape Brothel, we cater to your forbidden desires.

FuckingRotter · 02-01-2009, 08:42 AM

Try 1-800-u-whore!

Quote:

Originally Posted by justmetoo

Do you ship overseas

rapeontheroad78 · 02-02-2009, 09:41 PM

Rent-a-victem.com for the lowest price in raped victems Half off sloppy seconds

pervipete · 02-03-2009, 10:27 AM

wife/ mother-in-law/ partner pissing you off, want to really teach her a lesson then try our companion website rent-a-rapist.com. Gangrape a speciality.

rapeontheroad78 · 02-03-2009, 08:06 PM

Tierd of your wife blowing like a fish? wanna teach her new ways of pleasing you? Give us a call at 1-800-Force69

Flavanostars · 02-04-2009, 01:15 AM

This isn't an advertisement to promote rape but to prevent it.
It'll kill all of your little fantasies when women start getting these....

The picture is waaaaayyyy to freaking large so I'll be taking it down not so long from now.

01-28-2009, 09:08 PM	#1
rapeontheroad78 Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In your wildest roleplays :D Posts: 236 Reputation: 1648	If rape was leagle this would be an ad Wanted full time Rape victim todo house work, cooking, must have tight ass, pussy, and be open 24 hrs a day pay is plantie of pain and cum, full benifits include pain, cum, and planty of smacking around

01-29-2009, 08:20 AM	#2
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Fed up of hearing a woman say "You're not my type"? Fed up of having to wrestle for it? Fed up of being distracted by crying and yelling? Fed up of her running off for a morning-after pill as soon as you're done? Well, now there's ROHYPNOL(TM) -- hailed by rapists worldwide as the greatest invention since duct tape! With ROHYPNOL(TM), it won't matter whether you're "her type". With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie quietly in whatever position you choose to put her, letting you enjoy her at lesiure, as many times as you like. With ROHYPNOL(TM), her face will stay as calm and pretty as when you first noticed her across the room at the party. With ROHYPNOL(TM), she'll lie there for hours after you're finished, with your cum undisturbed deep inside her. Try ROHYPNOL(TM) now! "Knock her out, knock her up!" Available wherever fine rape products are sold. __________________ Coito ergo sum

01-30-2009, 08:05 AM	#5
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Thanks, now I'll know how to word the ad for my mail-order business.....now I just need to work on the taser one __________________ Coito ergo sum

01-30-2009, 01:21 PM	#6
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Lmao __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

01-31-2009, 06:28 AM	#8
TwistedMaster Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 955 Reputation: 4707	Once I rep whore a few other people, remind me to +rep you again... __________________ You're a gift to me, and I always play with my presents...

01-31-2009, 02:19 AM	#7
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	Are you sick of cheap tasers losing power while you're trying to subdue a beautiful woman? Are you tired of shelling out hundreds of dollars you don't have on hookers? Are your fists sore and bruised from trying to knock your victims out? THERE IS AN ANSWER! The Real Meat Corporation is proud to bring you the Predator 2000 - the serial rapist's best friend! The Predator 2000 utilizes our unique POWERTASE™ system designed to bring maximum crippling, disabling agony to your intended victim through projected retractable dart lines that sink firmly into her epidermis, ensuring you get the most out of your sexual experience! Let's see some testimonials from our satisfied customers! I. Stalk of Vice City, FL.: "When I was in high school I was always passed over by the head of the cheerleading squad. Now thanks to the Predator 2000 I caught up to her in college!" J. de Ripper, Jnr. of London, England: "It was quite frustrating having to use old-fashioned cutthroat razors to force struggling victims to stay quiet and not alert any helpful people nearby. Now I can render my chosen targets helpless with the touch of a button! Thank you, Predator 2000!" Don't let your sex drive be starved by ineffective sexual assault aids! Call today and get a free copy of "Our Rape Victims, Our Selves" by Dr. Will Raypeher valued at US $49.99! 1800-PREDTR We accept: Americunt Express \| MasterAndSlaveCard \| Abductor's Club \| Virgin (or maybe a real virgin)

01-31-2009, 06:32 AM	#9
gwen_the_bitch Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28 Reputation: 524	Twisted, if you need to rape a whore you could...oh...rep whore...hmmm...moving on... I like ad 1 more but, ad 2...i will admit I giggled like a little school girl at yours as well XD

01-31-2009, 08:34 AM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	For sale: White van, unwritten, blacked out windows, walk-through. Fully taxed and tested, full service history, low mileage for year, unfortunately side panels slightly dented from inside. Full central locking, LOUD stereo, specially fitted with restraint points and can be delivered to your door complete with one struggling captive. £10 000 or very near offer.

01-31-2009, 08:37 AM	#11
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	The Real Meat Corporation is proud to bring you the Predator 2000 - the serial rapist's best friend! Dang, I should have asked Santa for one of those..... __________________ Coito ergo sum

01-31-2009, 09:32 AM	#13
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Zzzz....

01-31-2009, 07:31 PM	#15
the savage Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: waiting in the shadows for you Posts: 4,223 Reputation: 20557	Feeling horny? Wife won't do what you want in bed? Come on down to The Savages Rape Brothel. We bring in new victims every two weeks. From innocent school girls to slutty sultry MILFs. Do whatever your want to em, they can't say no. That's The Savage's Rape Brothel, we cater to your forbidden desires. __________________ I love it when a girl talks dirty. My favorites are, No, Stop, Please, and You're Hurting me.

02-02-2009, 09:41 PM	#17
rapeontheroad78 Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In your wildest roleplays :D Posts: 236 Reputation: 1648	Rent-a-victem.com for the lowest price in raped victems Half off sloppy seconds

02-03-2009, 10:27 AM	#18
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	wife/ mother-in-law/ partner pissing you off, want to really teach her a lesson then try our companion website rent-a-rapist.com. Gangrape a speciality. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-03-2009, 08:06 PM	#19
rapeontheroad78 Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In your wildest roleplays :D Posts: 236 Reputation: 1648	Tierd of your wife blowing like a fish? wanna teach her new ways of pleasing you? Give us a call at 1-800-Force69

02-04-2009, 01:15 AM	#20
Flavanostars Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Away From Here Posts: 441 Reputation: 20493	This isn't an advertisement to promote rape but to prevent it. It'll kill all of your little fantasies when women start getting these.... The picture is waaaaayyyy to freaking large so I'll be taking it down not so long from now.

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