OMG, gayest thing ever..... - Rape Board

05-09-2006, 09:44 PM

so my ex emailed me this poem today, after trying to ring me all f'ing day....

A womans loss is another womans gain
All your cries will be in vain
After all the sleeples nights,and days of tourture
Devour your soul like persian vultures
You will see you'll find guys to love you
But not like me you fat ass bitch
I hope your dreams are dreams of fear and hate

a. thats the most pathetic example of a poem if ive ever seen one!

b. is it just me, or are lines 5 and 6 highly contradictory

c. should i write one back? if so , anyone wanna gimme suggestions

somedude · 05-09-2006, 10:00 PM

A. Yes it is the most pathetic example of poetry ever!
B. You're right!
C. An original by the now fifth worst poet who's ever been that you should send to you ex!

One moron's loss is the world's gain
You're a freak and a real pain
May ravenous dogs tear out your guts
May a mad donkey fuck you up the butt
Your stupid and mean
Your full of splean
I think you might be a raging queen

What do ya think PG?

05-09-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

A. Yes it is the most pathetic example of poetry ever!
B. You're right!
C. An original by the now fifth worst poet who's ever been that you should send to you ex!

What do ya think PG?

roflmao

somedude · 05-09-2006, 10:10 PM

Now I'm the sixth worst poet that's ever been!

05-09-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by somedude

Now I'm the sixth worst poet that's ever been!

HAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

lmao

this psycho is so desperate to talk to me,he made 12 accounts..... its kinda funny

05-09-2006, 10:24 PM

[QUOTE=[/QUOTE]

then why do u keep coming back for MORE , retard

somedude · 05-09-2006, 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=
.[/QUOTE] Oh a challenge!

A confused man who knows not no
A confused man who will not go
A confused man who knows not who
A confused man with no clue

Think that about covers it!

somedude · 05-09-2006, 10:48 PM

Suggesting everyone just ignore Wolf/Spalding/Whore!!!!!

Stalker · 05-09-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

Oh a challenge!

A confused man who knows not no
A confused man who will not go
A confused man who knows not who
A confused man with no clue

Think that about covers it!

Dr. Seus!

somedude · 05-10-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Stalker

Dr. Seus!

No just a poem from the sixth worst poet who's ever been!

menace · 05-10-2006, 03:04 AM

quote= persiangurl[
a. thats the most pathetic example of a poem if ive ever seen one!

b. is it just me, or are lines 5 and 6 highly contradictory

c. should i write one back? if so , anyone wanna gimme suggestions ] quote

A) No, unfortunatelly it is not.

But it is lame.

B) Just by reading the poem, no. But you weren't talking about the poem, right?

C) Do you really want another poem like that? Because you'll get one in return, that is certain.

Raper of Anime · 05-10-2006, 03:17 AM

somedude, you rock!! I love your poetry!! Really funny!!

somedude · 05-10-2006, 03:25 AM

Thanks Raper of Anime! I try to make people laugh!

Grm · 05-10-2006, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by menace

A) No, unfortunatelly it is not.

But it is lame.

B) Just by reading the poem, no. But you weren't talking about the poem, right?

C) Do you really want another poem like that? Because you'll get one in return, that is certain.

a/ so you know every poem that Pgs' ever read then?[ it was her judgement, she said 'I've ever read']
b/nit picking
c/I don't think she solicited the first one.
neutral
Grm

05-10-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Grm

a/ so you know every poem that Pgs' ever read then?[ it was her judgement, she said 'I've ever read']
b/nit picking
c/I don't think she solicited the first one.
neutral
Grm

oh stop being so pissy! ur just mad cuz u had to ban like 938475437 names and even more posts

lol

Grm · 05-10-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

oh stop being so pissy! ur just mad cuz u had to ban like 938475437 names and even more posts

lol

ooh er!

zips up his mouth
Grm

05-10-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Grm

ooh er!

zips up his mouth
Grm

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

com'ere u silly mod

u need a hug

lol

Noname · 05-10-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

a. thats the most pathetic example of a poem if ive ever seen one!

While it is bad, I've seen worse.

Quote:

b. is it just me, or are lines 5 and 6 highly contradictory

No, he just things he's speshul

Quote:

c. should i write one back? if so , anyone wanna gimme suggestions

Roses are red, violets are blue,
What wouldn't I do, to get rid of you?

You seem to think there's so much at stake,
but in truth I'd rather fuck you with a rake.

...I can go on.

Rogue · 05-10-2006, 11:48 AM

For the record, my limericks are always magnificent, but I'll make an exception in this case!

There once was an ex of a Persian
Who regretted his acts of perversion
He called all day to moan
And wrote a god awful poem
As he petted his new donkey companion

05-10-2006, 12:33 PM

roflmaoooooooooooooooooo

u guys are great

05-09-2006, 09:44 PM	#1
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	OMG, gayest thing ever..... so my ex emailed me this poem today, after trying to ring me all f'ing day.... A womans loss is another womans gain All your cries will be in vain After all the sleeples nights,and days of tourture Devour your soul like persian vultures You will see you'll find guys to love you But not like me you fat ass bitch I hope your dreams are dreams of fear and hate a. thats the most pathetic example of a poem if ive ever seen one! b. is it just me, or are lines 5 and 6 highly contradictory c. should i write one back? if so , anyone wanna gimme suggestions

05-09-2006, 10:00 PM	#2
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	A. Yes it is the most pathetic example of poetry ever! B. You're right! C. An original by the now fifth worst poet who's ever been that you should send to you ex! One moron's loss is the world's gain You're a freak and a real pain May ravenous dogs tear out your guts May a mad donkey fuck you up the butt Your stupid and mean Your full of splean I think you might be a raging queen What do ya think PG? Last edited by somedude; 05-09-2006 at 10:10 PM.

05-09-2006, 10:48 PM	#8
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Suggesting everyone just ignore Wolf/Spalding/Whore!!!!! Last edited by somedude; 05-10-2006 at 01:30 AM.

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05-09-2006, 10:10 PM	#4
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Now I'm the sixth worst poet that's ever been!

05-09-2006, 10:24 PM	#6
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	[QUOTE=[/QUOTE] then why do u keep coming back for MORE , retard

05-09-2006, 10:27 PM	#7
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	[QUOTE= .[/QUOTE] Oh a challenge! A confused man who knows not no A confused man who will not go A confused man who knows not who A confused man with no clue Think that about covers it!

05-10-2006, 03:04 AM	#11
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	quote= persiangurl[ a. thats the most pathetic example of a poem if ive ever seen one! b. is it just me, or are lines 5 and 6 highly contradictory c. should i write one back? if so , anyone wanna gimme suggestions ] quote A) No, unfortunatelly it is not. But it is lame. B) Just by reading the poem, no. But you weren't talking about the poem, right? C) Do you really want another poem like that? Because you'll get one in return, that is certain.

05-10-2006, 03:17 AM	#12
Raper of Anime Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 47 Reputation: 10	somedude, you rock!! I love your poetry!! Really funny!!

05-10-2006, 03:25 AM	#13
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Thanks Raper of Anime! I try to make people laugh!

05-10-2006, 11:48 AM	#19
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	For the record, my limericks are always magnificent, but I'll make an exception in this case! There once was an ex of a Persian Who regretted his acts of perversion He called all day to moan And wrote a god awful poem As he petted his new donkey companion

05-10-2006, 12:33 PM	#20
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	roflmaoooooooooooooooooo u guys are great