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Old 05-12-2006, 06:33 AM   #1
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A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read
the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed

the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read

so she did

she didn't know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read

along came a officer and told her "what are you doing?"


"reading" said the woman


"this is a restricted fishing area"


"but i'm not fishing"


"that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in"


"if you do that i will charge you with rape" the woman says


"but i didn' touch you"


"this may be true but you have all of the right equipment"




Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read
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Old 05-12-2006, 06:54 AM   #2
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Oh, really?

There was a lady who swallowed a fly,

Why she swallowed a fly, I know not why,

Perhaps, she will die.
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:19 AM   #3
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Oh, really?

There was a lady who swallowed a fly,

Why she swallowed a fly, I know not why,

Perhaps, she will die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:46 PM   #4
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(My wife is alive ....so this is not true ....but just sitting and thinking for a minute , trying to mess with words i made this.....is it worth anything ? )

I was married to a woman named brown
Before sex she always wore a frown
When i fucked her she cried
It was luck that she died
Now everything is peaceful in town
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