Holy shit I got drunk - Rape Board

MissyMystery · 05-26-2013, 12:26 AM

Holy shit, i don't remember being this drunk when i left the bar.
ANYWAYS;

as i was walking home, I realized that I was worried most not about getting raped/mugged/stopped or any of the above, i realized I was more worried that I had to pee and one of the above might happen lol

And I would like to know,

What life/personal realizations have you come to when you were drunk?

FuckingRotter · 05-26-2013, 12:36 AM

Every girl should piss herself whilst being mugged and raped. As for being pulled over, you can always ask to piss in a policemans hat.

I once worked out the answer to life, the universe, and everything, after snorting ketamine. It wasn't 42. Don't ask me what it was - I only remember that I worked it out.

LIDM99810 · 05-26-2013, 01:06 AM

Fr, I have weirdo thoughts that make sense at the time, only to when thinking over, realise make no sense whatsoever. Happens every single night before I go to bed, its like being stoned, those sorts of thoughs you know?

Sorry way off topic. I've certainley had some metaphysical theories before going to sleep tho.

MissyMystery · 05-26-2013, 01:07 AM

haha i'm pretty sure I just worked out all my life problems while watching Harry potter in rewind....though i can't explain it

I also realized, drunk sex is really only appealing when your drunk

WickedLady · 05-26-2013, 01:30 AM

I don't drink. I seem to be missing out on sooo much weird stuff. *Sigh

MissyMystery · 05-26-2013, 09:22 AM

Haha you can do weird stuff sober too, Ilike being dd sometimes just to watch everyone

Hailo · 05-26-2013, 09:23 AM

Wicked lady your not missing out on much

x

FuckingRotter · 05-26-2013, 11:34 AM

A little person that doesn't drink? I don't believe that for one fucking minute.

WickedLady · 05-26-2013, 03:32 PM

There are teetotaler leprechauns too ya know.

nondescript29 · 05-26-2013, 04:20 PM

Nothing more than the common loosened inhibitions.

I'll be knocking back a few this evening, actually. :-)

05-26-2013, 12:26 AM	#1
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	Holy shit I got drunk Holy shit, i don't remember being this drunk when i left the bar. ANYWAYS; as i was walking home, I realized that I was worried most not about getting raped/mugged/stopped or any of the above, i realized I was more worried that I had to pee and one of the above might happen lol And I would like to know, What life/personal realizations have you come to when you were drunk? Last edited by MissyMystery; 05-26-2013 at 09:21 AM. Reason: sober Missy prefers to spell things correctly :)

05-26-2013, 12:36 AM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Every girl should piss herself whilst being mugged and raped. As for being pulled over, you can always ask to piss in a policemans hat. I once worked out the answer to life, the universe, and everything, after snorting ketamine. It wasn't 42. Don't ask me what it was - I only remember that I worked it out. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-26-2013, 09:23 AM	#7
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	Wicked lady your not missing out on muchx __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

05-26-2013, 11:34 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	A little person that doesn't drink? I don't believe that for one fucking minute. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-26-2013, 04:20 PM	#10
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Nothing more than the common loosened inhibitions. I'll be knocking back a few this evening, actually. :-) __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

05-26-2013, 01:06 AM	#3
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Fr, I have weirdo thoughts that make sense at the time, only to when thinking over, realise make no sense whatsoever. Happens every single night before I go to bed, its like being stoned, those sorts of thoughs you know? Sorry way off topic. I've certainley had some metaphysical theories before going to sleep tho.

05-26-2013, 01:07 AM	#4
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	haha i'm pretty sure I just worked out all my life problems while watching Harry potter in rewind....though i can't explain it I also realized, drunk sex is really only appealing when your drunk

05-26-2013, 01:30 AM	#5
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	I don't drink. I seem to be missing out on sooo much weird stuff. *Sigh

05-26-2013, 09:22 AM	#6
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	Haha you can do weird stuff sober too, Ilike being dd sometimes just to watch everyone

05-26-2013, 03:32 PM	#9
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	There are teetotaler leprechauns too ya know.