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georgez · 03-15-2008, 04:01 PM

Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. I Was Taking An Evening Stroll Down The Street And Saw Your Mother Walking Towards Me. My Beef Hammer Called For Sweet Relief And Strained Against The Zipper Of My Pants. I Could Not Take This Punishment Any Longer. So I Swung My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me And Knocked Her Into A Dumpster In A Nearby Alley. I Then Proceeded To Ram My Extra Large Man Salami Into Her Tight Hole. Her Unwilling Moist Lips Could Not Take The Punishment My Thirty Pound Magilla Gorilla Did Upon Her. After Shooting My Special Blend Of Polonious Nut Napalm Flavored Butter, I Used My Extra Large Wrecking Balls To Smash A Hole Into The Wall Of A Building And Escaped Into The Night. I Garuntee It.

Rogue · 03-15-2008, 07:05 PM

Then what happened?

Ragman · 03-16-2008, 01:03 AM

um....wh... whothe... what in the he..... So look.. I realize that companies are always looking for the next best way to advertise and all.... but is this really the best idea LOL

Sierra · 03-16-2008, 01:16 AM

LOL .... Ragman...Dude... If you think this is George Zimmer, I have a bridge in Arizona I'll sell ya.

SirSinister · 03-16-2008, 01:43 AM

Thats some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time... rofl...

judith · 03-17-2008, 12:04 PM

Strangest "wardrobe malfunction" I've seen since Janet Jackson!

menace · 03-17-2008, 12:09 PM

I just had the overwhelming need to say:

Huh?

FinalKey · 03-18-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgez

Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. I Was Taking An Evening Stroll Down The Street And Saw Your Mother Walking Towards Me. My Beef Hammer Called For Sweet Relief And Strained Against The Zipper Of My Pants. I Could Not Take This Punishment Any Longer. So I Swung My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me And Knocked Her Into A Dumpster In A Nearby Alley. I Then Proceeded To Ram My Extra Large Man Salami Into Her Tight Hole. Her Unwilling Moist Lips Could Not Take The Punishment My Thirty Pound Magilla Gorilla Did Upon Her. After Shooting My Special Blend Of Polonious Nut Napalm Flavored Butter, I Used My Extra Large Wrecking Balls To Smash A Hole Into The Wall Of A Building And Escaped Into The Night. I Garuntee It.

What the fuck did I just waste one minute fifteen seconds reading?

ChiTownHoney · 03-19-2008, 12:15 AM

Oh that is some hilarious shit. I mean, look at it, this guy put the picture in the avatar and everything. Haha!! oh shit, George Zimmer is that man "you're going to like the way you look"

menace · 04-02-2008, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FinalKey

What the fuck did I just waste one minute fifteen seconds reading?

You actually READ it?!

You're nuts...

cryptic · 04-02-2008, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FinalKey

What the fuck did I just waste one minute fifteen seconds reading?

Poetic genius.

dark_d3viant · 04-03-2008, 04:33 AM

*blinks*

xx

nekonoire · 04-03-2008, 07:34 AM

... so they sell salami costumes? Heh. WEAR. GAH.

Those capitals would hurt my brain to write.

.Christine. · 04-03-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by georgez

My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me.

I officially died laughing after that.

03-15-2008, 04:01 PM	#1
georgez Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1 Reputation: 89	best rape ever Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. I Was Taking An Evening Stroll Down The Street And Saw Your Mother Walking Towards Me. My Beef Hammer Called For Sweet Relief And Strained Against The Zipper Of My Pants. I Could Not Take This Punishment Any Longer. So I Swung My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me And Knocked Her Into A Dumpster In A Nearby Alley. I Then Proceeded To Ram My Extra Large Man Salami Into Her Tight Hole. Her Unwilling Moist Lips Could Not Take The Punishment My Thirty Pound Magilla Gorilla Did Upon Her. After Shooting My Special Blend Of Polonious Nut Napalm Flavored Butter, I Used My Extra Large Wrecking Balls To Smash A Hole Into The Wall Of A Building And Escaped Into The Night. I Garuntee It.

03-15-2008, 07:05 PM	#2
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Then what happened? __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

03-16-2008, 01:03 AM	#3
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	um....wh... whothe... what in the he..... So look.. I realize that companies are always looking for the next best way to advertise and all.... but is this really the best idea LOL __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

03-16-2008, 01:16 AM	#4
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	LOL .... Ragman...Dude... If you think this is George Zimmer, I have a bridge in Arizona I'll sell ya. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

03-17-2008, 12:04 PM	#6
judith Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: west coast, usa Posts: 58 Reputation: 1012	wardrobe malfunction! Strangest "wardrobe malfunction" I've seen since Janet Jackson!

03-16-2008, 01:43 AM	#5
SirSinister Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 184 Reputation: 112	Thats some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time... rofl...

03-17-2008, 12:09 PM	#7
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	I just had the overwhelming need to say: Huh? __________________ Try and stop me

03-19-2008, 12:15 AM	#9
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Oh that is some hilarious shit. I mean, look at it, this guy put the picture in the avatar and everything. Haha!! oh shit, George Zimmer is that man "you're going to like the way you look"

04-03-2008, 04:33 AM	#12
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	blinks xx

04-03-2008, 07:34 AM	#13
nekonoire Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 30 Reputation: 92	... so they sell salami costumes? Heh. WEAR. GAH. Those capitals would hurt my brain to write.

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