What made you happy today? - Page 16 - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 10-04-2013, 11:46 AM

No, you're alright. There was this little blonde walked out of the lift the other week as I was leaving. Would have been so easy to punch her back in there and do her on my way down.

perfectlyformed · 10-04-2013, 12:50 PM

Shit how many floors up were you?

Oh, thats right. You don't need long

x

Hold_me_down · 10-04-2013, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

shit how many floors up were you?

Oh, thats right. You don't need long

x

daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnn lmao

FuckingRotter · 10-04-2013, 07:41 PM

It's true, I can take as little or as much time as I want.

WickedLady · 10-05-2013, 01:55 PM

Idiots. Normally they piss me off, but today I managed to have a good laugh at them.

Hold_me_down · 10-05-2013, 03:18 PM

having many scenarios run through my mind on my walk today. was out walking all afternoon- MANY stares from older guys.
I thought "well hell, I'm just in my jeans and AC/DC shirt! oh......my jeans are tight." haha.

One guy in particular. just the way he stared me down, undressing me with his eyes and nodding. Scenarios, indeed. It was thrilling.

nondescript29 · 10-06-2013, 10:43 AM

Last night I had an extended dream about being on a college campus/hospital space ship. Weird things started to happen and I started to develop conspiracy theories to try and explain some patients' odd behavior. I figured out it was because they were experimenting with rabies. I tried to send an email about it to my (real life) corporate office counterpart, who was suddenly Spock, apparently. And before he had a chance to respond to me I switched out from being an active participant in the dream to watching the dream as if it were a movie. Which was in time to see an advisor of Spock uncover that it wasn't actually Spock AT ALL but someone iIMPERSONATING him. At least that's what I was left to assume, the advisor looked as though he suspected something and them asked "Spock" a question in Vulcan. He did not respond.

It was crazy.

Also this ridiculously attractive friend of mine and I had some drunken verbal sparring last night after watching a football game. It ended with my shock and inability to say ANYthing in response to his "I'm going to rape you on the floor of this bar". He faltered a little after and it was quite obvious that wasn't exactly the direction he wanted to go with that comment so I kind of laughed and shrugged it off.

But really, I kind of wanted him to fuck me on the floor of that bar. And would have been pleased if there had been a slight rapey vibe.

perfectlyformed · 10-06-2013, 11:12 AM

Mr Finky is back

x

batffink · 10-06-2013, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Well, I went to the gym this morning, and I'm happy to report I wasn't fucked silly by an 18stone bodybuilder in the changeing rooms!

We'd have been happy if you were. Obviously the builders in your locality have impeccable taste.

FuckingRotter · 10-07-2013, 12:46 AM

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines that no female Russian shotputters train at the gym I go to.

Hold_me_down · 10-11-2013, 10:49 AM

I've got the ok to look around online for a new rock shirt for my collection!! Looking for Rammstein. Excited

IvoryBeast · 10-11-2013, 10:57 PM

Taking and online University course in Ops Management..... took me 6 attempts, but I finally got the last test question right!!!!

shysnale · 10-12-2013, 10:52 AM

Had another drink with my new Scottish friend !

IvoryBeast · 10-13-2013, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shysnale

Had another drink with my new Scottish friend !

I must have been hammered..... as I don't remember drinking with you!?!?!

Hold_me_down · 10-13-2013, 08:57 PM

New friend

She's also a major girl crush. I told her as much. She kept slapping my ass and put a clamp on my nipple in front of everyone... Outside the shirt but hey.
Had SUCH a kickass day!!!! Simply the best day I've had in a long long time.

shysnale · 10-15-2013, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IvoryBeast

I must have been hammered..... as I don't remember drinking with you!?!?!

Did the Scots invade Canada ? You actually wear a kilt ? And that's how you were mistaken for a girl and raped ?

shysnale · 10-15-2013, 12:59 PM

I've successfully emptied my bike tank. Now I gotta braze the fucking hole

insearchof33333 · 10-16-2013, 12:11 PM

Not one damn thing

Hold_me_down · 10-16-2013, 02:14 PM

finding out that next month I finally get to see Slayer live!!!! that's gonna be one KICKASS show!!!!
\m/

shysnale · 10-17-2013, 04:07 AM

dont go to the bang pit, too many nutters there

10-04-2013, 11:46 AM	#301
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, you're alright. There was this little blonde walked out of the lift the other week as I was leaving. Would have been so easy to punch her back in there and do her on my way down. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-04-2013, 12:50 PM	#302
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Shit how many floors up were you? Oh, thats right. You don't need long x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-04-2013, 07:41 PM	#304
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's true, I can take as little or as much time as I want. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-05-2013, 03:18 PM	#306
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	having many scenarios run through my mind on my walk today. was out walking all afternoon- MANY stares from older guys. I thought "well hell, I'm just in my jeans and AC/DC shirt! oh......my jeans are tight." haha. One guy in particular. just the way he stared me down, undressing me with his eyes and nodding. Scenarios, indeed. It was thrilling. __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

10-06-2013, 10:43 AM	#307
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Last night I had an extended dream about being on a college campus/hospital space ship. Weird things started to happen and I started to develop conspiracy theories to try and explain some patients' odd behavior. I figured out it was because they were experimenting with rabies. I tried to send an email about it to my (real life) corporate office counterpart, who was suddenly Spock, apparently. And before he had a chance to respond to me I switched out from being an active participant in the dream to watching the dream as if it were a movie. Which was in time to see an advisor of Spock uncover that it wasn't actually Spock AT ALL but someone iIMPERSONATING him. At least that's what I was left to assume, the advisor looked as though he suspected something and them asked "Spock" a question in Vulcan. He did not respond. It was crazy. Also this ridiculously attractive friend of mine and I had some drunken verbal sparring last night after watching a football game. It ended with my shock and inability to say ANYthing in response to his "I'm going to rape you on the floor of this bar". He faltered a little after and it was quite obvious that wasn't exactly the direction he wanted to go with that comment so I kind of laughed and shrugged it off. But really, I kind of wanted him to fuck me on the floor of that bar. And would have been pleased if there had been a slight rapey vibe. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone. Last edited by nondescript29; 10-06-2013 at 10:55 AM.

10-05-2013, 01:55 PM	#305
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Idiots. Normally they piss me off, but today I managed to have a good laugh at them.

10-06-2013, 11:12 AM	#308
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Mr Finky is back x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-07-2013, 12:46 AM	#310
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Actually, I was thinking more along the lines that no female Russian shotputters train at the gym I go to. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-11-2013, 10:49 AM	#311
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	I've got the ok to look around online for a new rock shirt for my collection!! Looking for Rammstein. Excited __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

10-11-2013, 10:57 PM	#312
IvoryBeast Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern Ontario, Canada Posts: 285 Reputation: 3408	Taking and online University course in Ops Management..... took me 6 attempts, but I finally got the last test question right!!!! __________________ "My body is a cage But we take what we are given Just because you've forgotten Doesn't mean you're forgiven"

10-12-2013, 10:52 AM	#313
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Had another drink with my new Scottish friend !

10-13-2013, 08:57 PM	#315
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	New friend She's also a major girl crush. I told her as much. She kept slapping my ass and put a clamp on my nipple in front of everyone... Outside the shirt but hey. Had SUCH a kickass day!!!! Simply the best day I've had in a long long time. __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

10-15-2013, 12:59 PM	#317
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I've successfully emptied my bike tank. Now I gotta braze the fucking hole

10-16-2013, 12:11 PM	#318
insearchof33333 Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 673 Reputation: 5382	Not one damn thing

10-16-2013, 02:14 PM	#319
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	finding out that next month I finally get to see Slayer live!!!! that's gonna be one KICKASS show!!!! \m/ __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

10-17-2013, 04:07 AM	#320
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	dont go to the bang pit, too many nutters there

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