NEWS FLASH: Comet to strike in one Hour - Rape Board

trouble-shooter · 05-24-2013, 06:30 AM

CNN has just announced that a comet will strike the Earth in just over an hour, potentially wiping out millions, maybe even everyone.

You don't want to spend your last hour whining. You know what you want to do.

So tell us... who will you go out and rape?
Remember, you've only got an hour to find her and give her the fuck of her life!

I work with a tall, long haired blonde named Jennifer, about 35. Six foot tall without the high heels she always wears, long lean legs and a set of at least C cup tits (all natural I suspect).

I kick in her door, grab her and cuff her hands behind her back, and get the party started!

What's YOUR "End of the World" Rape Plan?

menace · 05-24-2013, 11:53 AM

Oh go fuck yourself....

whyaskwhy · 06-03-2013, 08:39 PM

Bahaha! Perfect!

elementalist33 · 06-03-2013, 10:33 PM

Yea, I'd probably do it. All I would do is find the hottest girl I could find and rape her until we're all dead.

Well, maybe. Dunno what I'd actually do in that situation.

LEONIDOS · 06-05-2013, 02:21 PM

how do you get -261 rep?

menace · 06-05-2013, 03:02 PM

Think that's good? I seen him with -500! Now THAT is an achievement

FuckingRotter · 06-05-2013, 11:59 PM

That was me. He posted some drivel about phone sex rape with links to premium rate lines in it.

MissyMystery · 06-06-2013, 12:08 AM

You know it may just be the tequila talking, this could be a really interesting topic...maybe if we reworked it a little

like...

You know that something major is going to happen soon, and you know you can get away with anything you want to...what would you do? Would you go looking for trouble? Would you stop at rape or do you have secret snuff desires that you might as well play out?

I think I would go looking to get fucked....I'm a pretty horny person and I just moved about an hour and a half away from my boyfriend...I think a couple shots and and an Einy Meany Miney Mo would suffice (unless FR got to me first...

Then all bets are off)

trouble-shooter · 06-06-2013, 04:42 AM

You think my "Rep" is bad here, you should see it in real life!

Former Texas Governor Mark White (Liberal Democrat Douche bag) had me banned from his News Conferences, and former U.S. Senator from Texas Lloyd Benson (another long winded Democrat Libtard) had his security team follow me after one of his New Conferences (they looked pretty silly with their car suck in the mud of the field I led them thru, morons).

Hell, one local dipstick took a shot at me. Bad luck for him...

I have my own website I use for nothing but insulting people who need to be insulted (I give out a Nincompoop of the Month Award) and saying the things that would get me fired if I said them at work.

A "Bad Rep" is a badge of honor, especially when it comes from a wussy.

FuckingRotter · 06-06-2013, 06:52 AM

Fuck me, he sounds like ASBO granny!

trouble-shooter · 06-06-2013, 03:41 PM

I'm just your average Former Broadcast Journalist, Former DJ, Former Ambulance Attendant, Former Motorcycle Mechanic, Former Bounty Hunter, former Corporate Vice-President, turned Computer Technician.

I like to vacation in Las Vegas, New Orleans, and Puerto Rico.

For entertainment I camp and hike, ride horseback, go canoeing, spend time at the local range firing my guns, edit my webpage and repair computers for family and friends.

Oh, and just for fun, I point out and embarrass Posers, Wussies, and Liberals in my spare time.

FuckingRotter · 06-06-2013, 06:42 PM

Should any of those be capitalised?

FuckingRotter · 06-06-2013, 10:35 PM

Anyway, where are my manners? This Jennifer. I suppose that so long as you already had her telephone number, and your telephone hadnt already been disconnected, no reason you couldn't spend your last hour of existence "raping" the delightful sounding Jennifer.

Not like you'd have to worry about paying the phone bill is it?

trouble-shooter · 06-08-2013, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Anyway, where are my manners? This Jennifer. I suppose that so long as you already had her telephone number, and your telephone hadnt already been disconnected, no reason you couldn't spend your last hour of existence "raping" the delightful sounding Jennifer.

Not like you'd have to worry about paying the phone bill is it?

Good Idea, I like the thought of Fucking Jennifer AND Southwestern Bell Both!!!

Rotter, you are a god amongst men!

By the way, the way I did those jobs... they definitely should ALL be capitalized (LOL)

05-24-2013, 06:30 AM	#1
trouble-shooter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 135 Reputation: 5012	NEWS FLASH: Comet to strike in one Hour CNN has just announced that a comet will strike the Earth in just over an hour, potentially wiping out millions, maybe even everyone. You don't want to spend your last hour whining. You know what you want to do. So tell us... who will you go out and rape? Remember, you've only got an hour to find her and give her the fuck of her life! I work with a tall, long haired blonde named Jennifer, about 35. Six foot tall without the high heels she always wears, long lean legs and a set of at least C cup tits (all natural I suspect). I kick in her door, grab her and cuff her hands behind her back, and get the party started! What's YOUR "End of the World" Rape Plan?

05-24-2013, 11:53 AM	#2
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Oh go fuck yourself.... __________________ Try and stop me

06-03-2013, 08:39 PM	#3
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	Bahaha! Perfect! __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

06-05-2013, 03:02 PM	#6
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Think that's good? I seen him with -500! Now THAT is an achievement __________________ Try and stop me

06-05-2013, 11:59 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	That was me. He posted some drivel about phone sex rape with links to premium rate lines in it. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-03-2013, 10:33 PM	#4
elementalist33 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 10 Reputation: 1065	Yea, I'd probably do it. All I would do is find the hottest girl I could find and rape her until we're all dead. Well, maybe. Dunno what I'd actually do in that situation.

06-05-2013, 02:21 PM	#5
LEONIDOS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Reputation: 5383	how do you get -261 rep?

06-06-2013, 12:08 AM	#8
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	You know it may just be the tequila talking, this could be a really interesting topic...maybe if we reworked it a little like... You know that something major is going to happen soon, and you know you can get away with anything you want to...what would you do? Would you go looking for trouble? Would you stop at rape or do you have secret snuff desires that you might as well play out? I think I would go looking to get fucked....I'm a pretty horny person and I just moved about an hour and a half away from my boyfriend...I think a couple shots and and an Einy Meany Miney Mo would suffice (unless FR got to me first... Then all bets are off)

06-06-2013, 04:42 AM	#9
trouble-shooter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 135 Reputation: 5012	My "Rep" You think my "Rep" is bad here, you should see it in real life! Former Texas Governor Mark White (Liberal Democrat Douche bag) had me banned from his News Conferences, and former U.S. Senator from Texas Lloyd Benson (another long winded Democrat Libtard) had his security team follow me after one of his New Conferences (they looked pretty silly with their car suck in the mud of the field I led them thru, morons). Hell, one local dipstick took a shot at me. Bad luck for him... I have my own website I use for nothing but insulting people who need to be insulted (I give out a Nincompoop of the Month Award) and saying the things that would get me fired if I said them at work. A "Bad Rep" is a badge of honor, especially when it comes from a wussy.

06-06-2013, 06:52 AM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Fuck me, he sounds like ASBO granny! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-06-2013, 03:41 PM	#11
trouble-shooter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 135 Reputation: 5012	Who Me? I'm just your average Former Broadcast Journalist, Former DJ, Former Ambulance Attendant, Former Motorcycle Mechanic, Former Bounty Hunter, former Corporate Vice-President, turned Computer Technician. I like to vacation in Las Vegas, New Orleans, and Puerto Rico. For entertainment I camp and hike, ride horseback, go canoeing, spend time at the local range firing my guns, edit my webpage and repair computers for family and friends. Oh, and just for fun, I point out and embarrass Posers, Wussies, and Liberals in my spare time.

06-06-2013, 06:42 PM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Should any of those be capitalised? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-06-2013, 10:35 PM	#13
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Anyway, where are my manners? This Jennifer. I suppose that so long as you already had her telephone number, and your telephone hadnt already been disconnected, no reason you couldn't spend your last hour of existence "raping" the delightful sounding Jennifer. Not like you'd have to worry about paying the phone bill is it? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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