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04-01-2012, 11:04 AM | #1 |
Living Sextoy
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
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I am giving up sex.....
Yes, you read that right. I just can't be bothered anymore.
Sex is messy, exhausting, objectifying, violating and brings up memories of things I would rather not have done and events that I should have found embrassing. I'm not doing it anymore. I retire from sex. x
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04-01-2012, 02:31 PM | #2 |
'bout bloody time.
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Bahhahhhahhaha.. that's the funniest thing I heard since FR figured out what haggis really is.
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04-01-2012, 03:06 PM | #3 | |
W.I.R. and Marshal
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04-01-2012, 03:31 PM | #4 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Like that's going to stop me!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-01-2012, 04:06 PM | #5 |
Junior Member
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Bear in mind it is april fools day
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04-01-2012, 04:39 PM | #6 |
The Resthome Rapist
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Quite True.... +1 interwebs for you DB
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04-01-2012, 07:10 PM | #7 |
W.I.R. and Marshal
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Of course it is April Fools but it's part of the fun to go along with it!
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04-02-2012, 08:24 AM | #8 |
Living Sextoy
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Location: London, UK
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It might have been nice to be taken seriously for about 60 seconds
x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
04-02-2012, 09:42 AM | #9 |
Pantyhose Hunting Admin
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How about just takin
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04-02-2012, 12:27 PM | #10 |
'bout bloody time.
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Oh honey, you're far to confident in your sexuality for anyone to have believed that. Maybe if you had started small... say " I am giving up blowjobs for a month" or " I am challenging mysel to see if I can give up anal for a week" or " I think I may have to join a sex addiction group." Those we MAY have believed for an hour or so. But you giving up sex? Unimaginable. I do thank you for the laugh though.
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04-02-2012, 10:32 PM | #11 | |
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04-03-2012, 12:52 AM | #12 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Now you're just being silly little girl.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-03-2012, 02:53 AM | #13 | |
Living Sextoy
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............... you won't die on top of me will you? x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
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04-03-2012, 04:28 AM | #14 |
The Fist of Fury.
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He'd die a happy man! Just don't be afraid if he starts making bleating noises at you, at his age he's bound to get confused!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-03-2012, 05:38 AM | #15 |
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No my love, but I might die under you! What a way to go. Fucking beautiful.
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04-03-2012, 02:30 PM | #16 |
The Resthome Rapist
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I was thinking the same thing Fink, behind maybe, underneath definitely... but on top of... nope, not gonna happen.
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04-03-2012, 11:13 PM | #17 |
It's been fun
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So, to kill batffink or not to kill batffink? That is the question.
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04-22-2012, 01:51 PM | #18 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Time I've finished punching cunt, she might have to give up sex for real. Well perhaps for a week at least.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-23-2012, 01:54 AM | #19 |
Living Sextoy
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Location: London, UK
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nah. I have 2 other options that will still be perfectly usable
x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
04-23-2012, 11:57 AM | #20 |
The Fist of Fury.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Entering the....
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Don't be so sure.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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