The Words Of The Drunk - Rape Board

shysnale · 06-21-2008, 11:26 AM

What is the worst thing you ever said to a girl when you were drunk ?

5 or 6 weeks ago, I was drinking beer in a bar and I was sitting next to a girl who looked a lot like Persiangurl (for those who knew her). The beer was starting to get me really loaded (plus I add some white wine which is a bad bad mistake).

One of my friends was sitting on my left and I asked him 'how do you think I should make the first step to her' he jokingly answered 'tell her she is so good'

I guess I don't have to explain the punchline.
Yes I really did turned my head to her and yell at her 'YOU ARE SO GOOD'

Credits to her for staying calm and ignoring me.
Few minutes later I though ''what an asshole I am, she was just coming here to have a nice evening not to meet with pervs like you idiot''. So I started to ask her about that wine brand she used to order with her friends everytime they came to that bar. She answered me, and did not seem to be really bothered. lol

what an ass I am. (It's your fault PG!) -just kidding-

Come on share, what's your worst shot to a girl when you were drunk ?

MARADONA · 06-21-2008, 10:08 PM

With alchool or not i have been trough this kind of situation a lot of times...eh eh one time i was in a place called Saloon...it was a sort of classic texas pub...
and i was standing in front of a nice girl...with no doubts i made something worst than you! ah ah just for ask her name i have got huge problems...no words!
probably...she was too nice...no idea...but in that single moment i reconized that i was making the most deuchy thing ever made by me
eh eh...beh in this moment this is the best picture comes to my mind......i guess it's better if i don't goes too much deep in it...

older and wiser · 06-22-2008, 04:43 PM

many years ago whilst drinking with some buddies, the bar maid who was stunning had the finest pair of breasts you had ever seen. Of course she was the subject of discussion which ended with me saying to her ' Paula, I would love to fuck your tits' very loudly, and next thing I knew I was been shown the door by the landlord

cryptic · 06-25-2008, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by older and wiser

many years ago whilst drinking with some buddies, the bar maid who was stunning had the finest pair of breasts you had ever seen. Of course she was the subject of discussion which ended with me saying to her ' Paula, I would love to fuck your tits' very loudly, and next thing I knew I was been shown the door by the landlord

lol

Playing hard-to-get, were you?

[/sarcasm]

Ah, drunk-talk....i could probably fill a library with stupid things i've said whilst drunk.

The worst one, though, was not so much an embarrassing word as an embarrassing action.

i was seeing a guy, and we decided to get veryvery trashed one night.
He "confiscated" my clothes for the night, and after a while i got so drunk that i forgot i was naked.

Walked into the front yard for a cigarette.

The front yard faced a busy street on a Saturday night.

There was a busy restaraunt across the road.

It was just closing, and all the staff and customers were pouring out of the building.

i just stood there dumbly, cigarette in hand, unable to figure out why everyone was staring at me.

The guy i was drinking with advised me to come inside, but i refused, saying i wanted to finish my smoke first.
In the end he just let me stand out there, obviously too amused to press the issue.

Cheap wine and starvation diets don't mix.

dashrendar44 · 06-25-2008, 02:56 AM

im more of the "crying in my glass" kinda guy as opposed to the "lets get pissed and hit on women" person...i actually end up very introverted and quiet when im drinking, and ive only been so drunk i couldnt stand once, and it cost me about 400$ in booze...not good lol

theotherguy · 07-01-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dashrendar44

...i actually end up very introverted and quiet when im drinking...

I'm the opposite...sort of. I know I talk more and am more uninhibited if unchecked. So I do my best to shut myself up and wind up relatively quiet, but it doesn't always work. In keeping with the topic, I guess I'll share one of the worse slip ups I made.

So I was chatting with someone (online, but it was a friend so still awkward). It was a pretty bad idea since I had been drinking, but I kept chatting anyway and eventually said something to the effect of "Can I cum inside of you?" Had she been slutty and on birth control it could have worked out well for me, but needless to say she was neither and was none to impressed with my proposal.

Niceideas · 07-17-2008, 05:22 PM

I don't need to drink alcohol to say stupid things to women!

Dash what the fuck were you drinking that it cost you 400 wingwangs to get fall down drunk?

06-21-2008, 11:26 AM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The Words Of The Drunk What is the worst thing you ever said to a girl when you were drunk ? 5 or 6 weeks ago, I was drinking beer in a bar and I was sitting next to a girl who looked a lot like Persiangurl (for those who knew her). The beer was starting to get me really loaded (plus I add some white wine which is a bad bad mistake). One of my friends was sitting on my left and I asked him 'how do you think I should make the first step to her' he jokingly answered 'tell her she is so good' I guess I don't have to explain the punchline. Yes I really did turned my head to her and yell at her 'YOU ARE SO GOOD' Credits to her for staying calm and ignoring me. Few minutes later I though ''what an asshole I am, she was just coming here to have a nice evening not to meet with pervs like you idiot''. So I started to ask her about that wine brand she used to order with her friends everytime they came to that bar. She answered me, and did not seem to be really bothered. lol what an ass I am. (It's your fault PG!) -just kidding- Come on share, what's your worst shot to a girl when you were drunk ? Last edited by shysnale; 06-21-2008 at 11:28 AM.

06-21-2008, 10:08 PM	#2
MARADONA Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of the Lost Posts: 1,838 Reputation: 40272	nice story With alchool or not i have been trough this kind of situation a lot of times...eh eh one time i was in a place called Saloon...it was a sort of classic texas pub... and i was standing in front of a nice girl...with no doubts i made something worst than you! ah ah just for ask her name i have got huge problems...no words! probably...she was too nice...no idea...but in that single moment i reconized that i was making the most deuchy thing ever made by me eh eh...beh in this moment this is the best picture comes to my mind......i guess it's better if i don't goes too much deep in it...

06-25-2008, 02:56 AM	#5
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	im more of the "crying in my glass" kinda guy as opposed to the "lets get pissed and hit on women" person...i actually end up very introverted and quiet when im drinking, and ive only been so drunk i couldnt stand once, and it cost me about 400$ in booze...not good lol __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

06-22-2008, 04:43 PM	#3
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	many years ago whilst drinking with some buddies, the bar maid who was stunning had the finest pair of breasts you had ever seen. Of course she was the subject of discussion which ended with me saying to her ' Paula, I would love to fuck your tits' very loudly, and next thing I knew I was been shown the door by the landlord

07-17-2008, 05:22 PM	#7
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	I don't need to drink alcohol to say stupid things to women! Dash what the fuck were you drinking that it cost you 400 wingwangs to get fall down drunk?