Dolphins - Rape Board

Joanna · 11-05-2007, 11:05 PM

I bet you guys really like Dolphins cuz Dolphins are Animals and rapists and your all like perverted and stuff so you would get two fetishes in one with Dolphins.

gaggirl · 11-06-2007, 01:18 AM

my god woman. I hHAD to come in hre and see what on earth anyone could have to say about dolphins LOL esp in the rowdy room. you got a problem with dolphins bitch?!

shysnale · 11-06-2007, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna

I bet you guys really like Dolphins cuz Dolphins are Animals and rapists and your all like perverted and stuff so you would get two fetishes in one with Dolphins.

Yeah Joanna, I like animals, but I would only put them around me if they have enough space to be happy. I would not put a cat or a dog in my 24mÂ² appartment. I like wild animals too but I would only watch them or feel them when possible. I would not try to put a baer in my garden if I had one, because I know it's gonna end up with a lot of damage and probably few kids eaten alive in the neighbourhood. Dolphins are pleasant because they get along with humans, however I never heard of them to be rapists, but maybe you are putting out with a private joke. They may force the female a little time to time, but hey, animals are not poets, are they ?

Joanna · 11-06-2007, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

my god woman. I hHAD to come in hre and see what on earth anyone could have to say about dolphins LOL esp in the rowdy room. you got a problem with dolphins bitch?!

no I am just saying you will like Dolphins because they are pervs which means you will be able to find a lot of common ground with them

Joanna · 11-06-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

Yeah Joanna, I like animals, but I would only put them around me if they have enough space to be happy. I would not put a cat or a dog in my 24m² appartment. I like wild animals too but I would only watch them or feel them when possible. I would not try to put a baer in my garden if I had one, because I know it's gonna end up with a lot of damage and probably few kids eaten alive in the neighbourhood. Dolphins are pleasant because they get along with humans, however I never heard of them to be rapists, but maybe you are putting out with a private joke. They may force the female a little time to time, but hey, animals are not poets, are they ?

As it goes Dolphins really are rapists male dolphins even gang rape female dolphins.
The rest is kidding around since thats what the rowdy room should be from my pov a way to have fun with joke insults theres way too many serious snits in here.

sindyloo · 11-06-2007, 11:06 AM

Yea but mine is Soooo just like a man...throwing his things all over my damn place having me wait on his smelly self all the time.

But worst of all the damn pool isnt big enough for his fishy ass now...so I got to hit the corners again to pay for a bigger one for him!

AND?? Oh my FUCKING GOD........that funky breath of his....sheesh????

Joanna · 11-06-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Yea but mine is Soooo just like a man...throwing his things all over my damn place having me wait on his smelly self all the time.

But worst of all the damn pool isnt big enough for his fishy ass now...so I got to hit the corners again to pay for a bigger one for him!

AND?? Oh my FUCKING GOD........that funky breath of his....sheesh????

so you have bad taste in picking Dolphins then?

Lupo · 11-06-2007, 11:39 AM

Dolphins are rapists??
So much for the healty part in swimming with Dolphins i guess...

Joanna · 11-06-2007, 11:56 AM

For the doubters.
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=633

Swimmer Escapes Rape by Dolphin who seems to be a swinger

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained.

Another swimmer who witnessed the scene from the boat told the newspaper he had to ward off similar advances from the dolphin a few minutes earlier.

"He tried his luck with me but I was protected by my waterproof suit," that swimmer said.

Friendly dolphin 'a sex pest'
Swimmers warned to avoid horny dolphin
(June 4, 2002) In the UK, tourists enjoying the waters off Dorset have been warned to beware of a horny dolphin named George, who arrived in the area about two months ago. "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers," said Ric O'Barry, a marine mammal expert who warned that "dolphins are wild animals and get very rough with one another when they mate. They can weigh up to 400lb and someone could easily drown under the sheer weight." Read the full story at The Times Online http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...316359,00.html

MAMMAL

DOLPHIN

delphinidae
NOT SO SQUEAKY-CLEAN
Sadly, those cute beeping, clicking, autistic-children–loving Flippers are not the Goody Two-shoes we think they are, and for the last decade, scientists have been trying to shove the cold, hard, bottle-nosed truth in our enchanted faces, but we will not hear it. No! we shout as we leap into warm Florida waters to commune with the ocean’s graceful and glossy ambassadors. Shut up! we cry, as experts from Scotland to Australia attempt to stop us from grabbing onto that fin and riding off into the sunset. La la la… we hum loudly to drown out the sounds of science. (RAPE! MURDER! BABY-KILLING!) LA LA LA! Like the ancient Greeks and Romans, we remain ever-worshipful of dolphins and stuck on the idea that a mutual affinity exists between our species. We believe that in contrast to, say, dingoes, dolphins would never, say, eat our babies. Like the ancient Greeks and Romans, we’re suckers for a good myth.

DOLPHIN THERAPY
In a world where appearance is everything, dolphins—with their upturned mouths—are tops. Then there’s all that “dolphins are smart and use sonar” stuff. Plus, there are those benevolent things dolphins do for us: Whether you’re terminally ill or just feeling a bit crappy, swimming with dolphins is pretty much guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Dolphins like to frolic. They’re peppy. That’s why dolphin interaction packages abound, and many outfits now take you out of the pool and into the wild for some playful dolphin therapy. Perhaps it will be a glorious spirit-elevating splash with the sweetie of the sea. He might oblige you. Or kill you. Few humans have yet been killed by dolphins, but many humans think it’s only a matter of time. We’re getting too much in their faces. And we’ve gotten to know them a whole lot better, too.

UNSPEAKABLE ACTS
The following dolphin-perpetrated atrocities have been widely documented:

gang rape of dolphin females
prostitution of same
porpoise holocausts
adults grabbing adorable baby dolphins in their beaks and whacking them to death
SCIENTISTS ARE STUMPED
Species survival strategies (rivalry, runt removal, etc.) can validate infanticide. But scientists are stumped by the abundant porpoise slaughter and sexual violation fests that dolphins engage in, not to mention the apparent revelry they display in their appalling deeds. Even evolution can’t explain why male dolphins leap for joy after corralling terrified females for a spot of rape.

ego · 11-06-2007, 12:38 PM

I like them because they are beautiful.

Lupo · 11-06-2007, 01:41 PM

Once you got one up your ass, they're not so beautiful anymore...

ego · 11-06-2007, 03:24 PM

I wouldnt know, so i guess i have to believe you.
Was it painful?

Joanna · 11-06-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ego

I like them because they are beautiful.

Tigers are also beautiful but would you play with one?

ego · 11-06-2007, 03:47 PM

A very young (and satiated) one!

But i dont play with dolphins either, even if i hold a gun. Its simple, they are in, ego is out!

Ntense · 11-07-2007, 04:24 PM

Yeah, it's nice to see other mammals that are Perverts!

I have a vid somewhere of 3 male dolphins and a lone female. They bracket her on both sides and upside-down from underneath (she's upside down at the surface.) EVENTUALLY she has to flip over to take a breath, and the one under her nails her right then. Then they change positions and one of the others takes the spot underneath her. It's a wild gang-rape scene, where the three males all cooperate to repeatedly fuck her senseless.

I'll keep looking for the DVD if you'd like to see the clip. In the meantime, here's a 'mundane' dolphin sex scene. It's just plain gorgeous. 91meg MPG, 2:36 length in full-res.

http://rapidshare.com/files/68156796/Romeo_Juliet.mpg

...and some hot guy-on-guy action between a trainer and a dolphin!

http://anonym.to/?http://media.ebaum...lphin-rape.flv direct link
http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...o/watch/17687/

http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...ny-dolphin.flv direct link
http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...o/watch/17750/

sindyloo · 11-07-2007, 05:38 PM

EWWWWWWWW??? You guys are so FUCKING SICK!!!

shysnale · 11-08-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna

Tigers are also beautiful but would you play with one?

Some tigers who are raised by communities, who have been fed by them kind of put their wild instincs away for a while. They're used to humans and would not attack. I've seen this tv program with Buddhist monks taking care of tigers. Tourist were coming along and carressing the beasts. Under these circumstances I would maybe carress them. But I would only play if the tiger decides to do so.

shysnale · 11-08-2007, 05:38 AM

Ntense · 11-08-2007, 10:13 AM

Sindy, the two little links I'd posted second were just joke video clips. The trainer has shorts on both times.

Although WHY anyone would train a dolphin to fuck a human is utterly beyond me.... and after googling it I'm glad I wear a couple of layers of neoprene when I scuba dive! It turns out that dolphins come up with it all on their own occasionally out in the wild.

It's bad enough when my dive buddy humps my leg....

sindyloo · 11-08-2007, 04:45 PM

Just kidding there Tense...sheesh??? Do I have to wave a flag each time??

Who the hell is your dive partner anyway...Flipper??

Now if you had a amorous shark with you?? wow....protection too!!

11-05-2007, 11:05 PM	#1
Joanna token average person lol Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Reputation: 267	Dolphins I bet you guys really like Dolphins cuz Dolphins are Animals and rapists and your all like perverted and stuff so you would get two fetishes in one with Dolphins.

11-06-2007, 11:06 AM	#6
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Yea but mine is Soooo just like a man...throwing his things all over my damn place having me wait on his smelly self all the time. But worst of all the damn pool isnt big enough for his fishy ass now...so I got to hit the corners again to pay for a bigger one for him! AND?? Oh my FUCKING GOD........that funky breath of his....sheesh???? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

11-06-2007, 11:39 AM	#8
Lupo Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 447 Reputation: 571	Dolphins are rapists?? So much for the healty part in swimming with Dolphins i guess... __________________ El Grande Cattivo Lupo! We only do what we have to do!

11-06-2007, 11:56 AM	#9
Joanna token average person lol Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Reputation: 267	For the doubters. http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=633 Swimmer Escapes Rape by Dolphin who seems to be a swinger OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday. The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat. "At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained. Another swimmer who witnessed the scene from the boat told the newspaper he had to ward off similar advances from the dolphin a few minutes earlier. "He tried his luck with me but I was protected by my waterproof suit," that swimmer said. Friendly dolphin 'a sex pest' Swimmers warned to avoid horny dolphin (June 4, 2002) In the UK, tourists enjoying the waters off Dorset have been warned to beware of a horny dolphin named George, who arrived in the area about two months ago. "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers," said Ric O'Barry, a marine mammal expert who warned that "dolphins are wild animals and get very rough with one another when they mate. They can weigh up to 400lb and someone could easily drown under the sheer weight." Read the full story at The Times Online http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...316359,00.html MAMMAL DOLPHIN delphinidae NOT SO SQUEAKY-CLEAN Sadly, those cute beeping, clicking, autistic-children–loving Flippers are not the Goody Two-shoes we think they are, and for the last decade, scientists have been trying to shove the cold, hard, bottle-nosed truth in our enchanted faces, but we will not hear it. No! we shout as we leap into warm Florida waters to commune with the ocean’s graceful and glossy ambassadors. Shut up! we cry, as experts from Scotland to Australia attempt to stop us from grabbing onto that fin and riding off into the sunset. La la la… we hum loudly to drown out the sounds of science. (RAPE! MURDER! BABY-KILLING!) LA LA LA! Like the ancient Greeks and Romans, we remain ever-worshipful of dolphins and stuck on the idea that a mutual affinity exists between our species. We believe that in contrast to, say, dingoes, dolphins would never, say, eat our babies. Like the ancient Greeks and Romans, we’re suckers for a good myth. DOLPHIN THERAPY In a world where appearance is everything, dolphins—with their upturned mouths—are tops. Then there’s all that “dolphins are smart and use sonar” stuff. Plus, there are those benevolent things dolphins do for us: Whether you’re terminally ill or just feeling a bit crappy, swimming with dolphins is pretty much guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Dolphins like to frolic. They’re peppy. That’s why dolphin interaction packages abound, and many outfits now take you out of the pool and into the wild for some playful dolphin therapy. Perhaps it will be a glorious spirit-elevating splash with the sweetie of the sea. He might oblige you. Or kill you. Few humans have yet been killed by dolphins, but many humans think it’s only a matter of time. We’re getting too much in their faces. And we’ve gotten to know them a whole lot better, too. UNSPEAKABLE ACTS The following dolphin-perpetrated atrocities have been widely documented: gang rape of dolphin females prostitution of same porpoise holocausts adults grabbing adorable baby dolphins in their beaks and whacking them to death SCIENTISTS ARE STUMPED Species survival strategies (rivalry, runt removal, etc.) can validate infanticide. But scientists are stumped by the abundant porpoise slaughter and sexual violation fests that dolphins engage in, not to mention the apparent revelry they display in their appalling deeds. Even evolution can’t explain why male dolphins leap for joy after corralling terrified females for a spot of rape. Last edited by Joanna; 11-06-2007 at 12:02 PM.

11-06-2007, 01:41 PM	#11
Lupo Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 447 Reputation: 571	Once you got one up your ass, they're not so beautiful anymore... __________________ El Grande Cattivo Lupo! We only do what we have to do!

11-06-2007, 01:18 AM	#2
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	my god woman. I hHAD to come in hre and see what on earth anyone could have to say about dolphins LOL esp in the rowdy room. you got a problem with dolphins bitch?!

11-06-2007, 12:38 PM	#10
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	I like them because they are beautiful.

11-06-2007, 03:24 PM	#12
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	I wouldnt know, so i guess i have to believe you. Was it painful?

11-06-2007, 03:47 PM	#14
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	A very young (and satiated) one! But i dont play with dolphins either, even if i hold a gun. Its simple, they are in, ego is out! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

11-07-2007, 04:24 PM	#15
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Yeah, it's nice to see other mammals that are Perverts! I have a vid somewhere of 3 male dolphins and a lone female. They bracket her on both sides and upside-down from underneath (she's upside down at the surface.) EVENTUALLY she has to flip over to take a breath, and the one under her nails her right then. Then they change positions and one of the others takes the spot underneath her. It's a wild gang-rape scene, where the three males all cooperate to repeatedly fuck her senseless. I'll keep looking for the DVD if you'd like to see the clip. In the meantime, here's a 'mundane' dolphin sex scene. It's just plain gorgeous. 91meg MPG, 2:36 length in full-res. http://rapidshare.com/files/68156796/Romeo_Juliet.mpg ...and some hot guy-on-guy action between a trainer and a dolphin! http://anonym.to/?http://media.ebaum...lphin-rape.flv direct link http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...o/watch/17687/ http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...ny-dolphin.flv direct link http://anonym.to/?http://www.ebaumsw...o/watch/17750/ __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

11-07-2007, 05:38 PM	#16
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	EWWWWWWWW??? You guys are so FUCKING SICK!!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

11-08-2007, 10:13 AM	#19
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Sindy, the two little links I'd posted second were just joke video clips. The trainer has shorts on both times. Although WHY anyone would train a dolphin to fuck a human is utterly beyond me.... and after googling it I'm glad I wear a couple of layers of neoprene when I scuba dive! It turns out that dolphins come up with it all on their own occasionally out in the wild. It's bad enough when my dive buddy humps my leg.... __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

11-08-2007, 04:45 PM	#20
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Just kidding there Tense...sheesh??? Do I have to wave a flag each time?? Who the hell is your dive partner anyway...Flipper?? Now if you had a amorous shark with you?? wow....protection too!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

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