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RLA68 · 06-07-2008, 03:55 PM

Would be more than happy to show you but then I would have to break out my special kit with rope, chlorofome, and so forth...then again not a bad idea.

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 12:31 PM

a do it yourself rape kit?
do you keep it in your trunk
at all times?

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 12:34 PM

Carry in my brief case...not like I need anything for work in there...I have a traveling laptop. On the weekends I am one of those people with a backpack everywhere I go.

Ever wonder what they have those for? Where are you hiking to? Well now you know and I am the guy that is 39 years young and 5'11 looking at you like you are my dinner.

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Originally Posted by donnalee_s

a do it yourself rape kit?
do you keep it in your trunk
at all times?

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 12:41 PM

if I'd hike...just have a water bottle and fanny pack.
hard enough to walk without lugging more weight around

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 12:46 PM

Former military boy darling hottie...I still remember the hikes leading to no where for no reason and backpacks loaded with a lot more than my rape kit...

I will make sure to have a water bottle for you and a fanny pack. After all you will do for me willing or hopefully unwilling it is the least I can do.

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 12:52 PM

Yes Sir!(saluting) as you eye my fanny (pack)?

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 12:54 PM

I salute you back but both hands are uh um just going to adjust your fanny pack yes right.

Come here little super sizzling hottie I'll teach how to appreciate our former military heroes.

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 12:58 PM

standing at attention as you stroll behind me to
(ahem) adjust my fanny (pack)?

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 01:01 PM

Shows you how I can be the bravest man alive...and stretches out some of those legs muscles wouldn't want to get a cramp on the hike.

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 01:04 PM

laying me down and stretching my muscles
but RLA...should my legs be spread wide this way?

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 01:11 PM

According to the book that I have of all the positions I intend on taking you in the answer is a definite YES. Now onto the next set we have a thick book to get through.

donnalee_s · 06-08-2008, 02:53 PM

need more stretching RLA...leg cramping up already

touriquet2001 · 06-08-2008, 04:46 PM

happy ... got to watch the F1 race ,(first one they've showed around here), and NASCAR is on now

RLA68 · 06-08-2008, 05:34 PM

Helping hottie goddess of hot donnalee_s with her cramping problem. We will just see what other positions we canstretch you out in I have tons of pages left with positions to try?

My buddy touri can watch cars going around a track in a circle.

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Originally Posted by donnalee_s

need more stretching RLA...leg cramping up already

Rape_Slut · 06-10-2008, 02:15 AM

Heh... Frisky

Niceideas · 06-10-2008, 04:32 AM

Ill, I vaguly remember jumping on the pool table and playing air guitar with the pool cue after these meatheads starting talking shit when I put Poison's Every Rose Has It's Thorn on the jukebox.

RLA68 · 06-10-2008, 04:35 PM

I'm sorry did you also need some stretching exercises? They are free of charge just I am not responsible for any injuries or other liabilities caused from the activity that I am faithfully performing guided by this book of positions.

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Originally Posted by Rape_Slut

Heh... Frisky

thebarber69 · 06-10-2008, 06:07 PM

Now not to blow my own horn, but I can work out those kinks, and help with those bends to, I think it's number 52 that takes the most stretching ability.

Rape_Slut · 06-11-2008, 12:36 AM

Ummm... Horny

*looks up at the above 2 posts* Thank you gentsâ€¦ how kind of you

One should always do their stretches before getting into strenuous exercise

Uh-ohâ€¦ Iâ€™ve a feeling Iâ€™m going to regret asking thisâ€¦ which book and what on earth is position 52? (damn that curiosity!)
Oh and as for liabilities during stretching, fear not sir, thereâ€™s always insurance and physiotherapyâ€¦

And seeing weâ€™re talking of stretching and bends and such, a few that do wonders are:

- Hands cuffed above head, with legs free to squirm and kick...
- Hands bound behind back with ankles bound to corners of the bed rail...
- Hands cuffed, attached to chain which is then run under the bed with just enough slack to pull them up and strike but not enough to gain any momentumâ€¦
- Hands cuffed up to a curtain rail (lol make sure the rail is sturdy or else)...

Ah, what fun one can have with cuffs... All in the name of exercise of course

RLA68 · 06-12-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rape_Slut

Ummm... Horny

*looks up at the above 2 posts* Thank you gentsâ€¦ how kind of you

One should always do their stretches before getting into strenuous exercise

Uh-ohâ€¦ Iâ€™ve a feeling Iâ€™m going to regret asking thisâ€¦ which book and what on earth is position 52? (damn that curiosity!)
Oh and as for liabilities during stretching, fear not sir, thereâ€™s always insurance and physiotherapyâ€¦

And seeing weâ€™re talking of stretching and bends and such, a few that do wonders are:

- Hands cuffed above head, with legs free to squirm and kick...
- Hands bound behind back with ankles bound to corners of the bed rail...
- Hands cuffed, attached to chain which is then run under the bed with just enough slack to pull them up and strike but not enough to gain any momentumâ€¦
- Hands cuffed up to a curtain rail (lol make sure the rail is sturdy or else)...

Ah, what fun one can have with cuffs... All in the name of exercise of course

I will be more than happy to exercise you baby. We can use handcuffs, shackles, rope whatever it takes to make sure you are properly stretched out. My queen goddess of hot hottie I will be more than happy to hook you up and tie you up as well as restrain you...and several other things I can't mention because it is illegal in 37 countries.

06-10-2008, 06:07 PM	#78
thebarber69 Privileged Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic East Coast Posts: 366 Reputation: 1331	Now not to blow my own horn, but I can work out those kinks, and help with those bends to, I think it's number 52 that takes the most stretching ability. __________________ Oral arts, and G-gasms, It's not just a Job, It's an adventure!!

06-07-2008, 03:55 PM	#61
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	Would be more than happy to show you but then I would have to break out my special kit with rope, chlorofome, and so forth...then again not a bad idea.

06-08-2008, 12:31 PM	#62
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	a do it yourself rape kit? do you keep it in your trunk at all times?

06-08-2008, 12:41 PM	#64
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	if I'd hike...just have a water bottle and fanny pack. hard enough to walk without lugging more weight around

06-08-2008, 12:46 PM	#65
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	Former military boy darling hottie...I still remember the hikes leading to no where for no reason and backpacks loaded with a lot more than my rape kit... I will make sure to have a water bottle for you and a fanny pack. After all you will do for me willing or hopefully unwilling it is the least I can do.

06-08-2008, 12:52 PM	#66
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	Yes Sir!(saluting) as you eye my fanny (pack)?

06-08-2008, 12:54 PM	#67
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	I salute you back but both hands are uh um just going to adjust your fanny pack yes right. Come here little super sizzling hottie I'll teach how to appreciate our former military heroes.

06-08-2008, 12:58 PM	#68
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	standing at attention as you stroll behind me to (ahem) adjust my fanny (pack)?

06-08-2008, 01:01 PM	#69
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	Shows you how I can be the bravest man alive...and stretches out some of those legs muscles wouldn't want to get a cramp on the hike.

06-08-2008, 01:04 PM	#70
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	laying me down and stretching my muscles but RLA...should my legs be spread wide this way?

06-08-2008, 01:11 PM	#71
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	According to the book that I have of all the positions I intend on taking you in the answer is a definite YES. Now onto the next set we have a thick book to get through.

06-08-2008, 02:53 PM	#72
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	need more stretching RLA...leg cramping up already

06-08-2008, 04:46 PM	#73
touriquet2001 please delete Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,805 Reputation: 35886	happy ... got to watch the F1 race ,(first one they've showed around here), and NASCAR is on now

06-10-2008, 02:15 AM	#75
Rape_Slut Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 40 Reputation: 135	Heh... Frisky

06-10-2008, 04:32 AM	#76
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Ill, I vaguly remember jumping on the pool table and playing air guitar with the pool cue after these meatheads starting talking shit when I put Poison's Every Rose Has It's Thorn on the jukebox.

06-11-2008, 12:36 AM	#79
Rape_Slut Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 40 Reputation: 135	Ummm... Horny looks up at the above 2 posts Thank you gentsâ€¦ how kind of you One should always do their stretches before getting into strenuous exercise Uh-ohâ€¦ Iâ€™ve a feeling Iâ€™m going to regret asking thisâ€¦ which book and what on earth is position 52? (damn that curiosity!) Oh and as for liabilities during stretching, fear not sir, thereâ€™s always insurance and physiotherapyâ€¦ And seeing weâ€™re talking of stretching and bends and such, a few that do wonders are: - Hands cuffed above head, with legs free to squirm and kick... - Hands bound behind back with ankles bound to corners of the bed rail... - Hands cuffed, attached to chain which is then run under the bed with just enough slack to pull them up and strike but not enough to gain any momentumâ€¦ - Hands cuffed up to a curtain rail (lol make sure the rail is sturdy or else)... Ah, what fun one can have with cuffs... All in the name of exercise of course