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06-10-2009, 10:14 PM | #1 |
Pa'l Mundo
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I'm pissed off!
I had a blueberry muffin at the airport saturday before coming home from a work conference, and now my skin broke out and I cant get rid of it!
What, now when I have sex, I'll get hives? I tell you...you cut something out of your life and then when you indulge just once, God kicks you in the ass. |
06-10-2009, 11:18 PM | #2 |
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Chi,
Very few people ever become allergic to sex. Now latex in rubber is something completely different. So remember, rubbers could be a problem, not sex... The Squid |
06-11-2009, 12:40 AM | #3 | |
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Let's face it, you're allergic to rubber/latex. Solution: Don't use condoms! You're being part of the solution...by reducing landfill and unnecessary material usage... and your man (men) love it...because they can use that 10 or 20 dollars on something else. Win-win scenario! I just misinterpreted CTH's main post. Awesome. I'm leaving it up there. Last edited by AWDracer; 06-11-2009 at 12:43 AM. |
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06-11-2009, 04:55 AM | #4 |
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A friend of mine was nearly killed by a blueberry muffin.....fuck those things are dangerous.
By the way, saftey tip, don't inhale Sounds like its the blueberries themselves in your case Chi. Well I hope so because a wheat allergy would just be an even bigger pain in the arse (and not the good kind) But yeah these things come along to kick our arse now and then. If we deserve it or not. Maybe Earl has a point
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06-11-2009, 06:36 AM | #5 |
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do you know Chi, it can only happen to you...
hope it clears up soon...
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Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Last edited by pervipete; 06-11-2009 at 06:39 AM. |
06-11-2009, 07:27 AM | #6 |
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Well, if the condition is making you pissed off, logically the cure is to be pissed on.....
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06-11-2009, 08:08 PM | #7 | |
Pa'l Mundo
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Actually, there is truth in this....I think I am allergric to latex. I've only used them like twice or maybe three times, and I've itched tons afterwards. I cant use them By the way, I'm not allergic to blueberries...its the sugar in the muffin that caused me to break out. I've lived a sugar-free life for awhile now, so the sugar in the muffin was too much overload Last edited by ChiTownHoney; 06-11-2009 at 08:21 PM. |
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06-11-2009, 08:22 PM | #8 |
Pa'l Mundo
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06-12-2009, 01:55 PM | #9 |
Watching from the shadows
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How are you now honey
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Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... |
06-12-2009, 01:57 PM | #10 |
Watching from the shadows
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So was one of mine, mind you, that teach him not to duck..
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Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... |
06-12-2009, 02:33 PM | #11 |
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For some reason I picture a man dressed all in black wearing a mask and thick black boots armed with a rubber sjambok, a box of condoms, and a blueberry muffin voicing those immortal words...
"Submit slut! On your knees or else!" (as he menaces ChiTown with the cupcake like form of the blueberry muffin) Sorry about the distraction. Back to as you were... The Squid |
06-12-2009, 09:20 PM | #12 | |
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God only does what he thinks is best for us, lol but next time eat a bannanut muffin, they are better anyway.
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06-14-2009, 12:42 AM | #13 |
Daughter of Jasmine
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Yes, yes there is. and she wanted a muffin not an apple or she would have gotten one.
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06-14-2009, 12:48 AM | #14 |
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Right now, at this moment the top 3 threads in this section are all about being pissed. "I'm pissed off" "I'm Mad" and "List of things that irritate or fucking piss us off!
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06-14-2009, 02:21 AM | #15 |
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You think blueberry muffins are dangerous? To Americans maybe. You want dangerous cake then try my old nans rockcake recipe.
By the way, try non-allergic vinyl condoms if you're concerned.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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06-14-2009, 03:26 AM | #16 |
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It is the Rowdy Room after all, haha
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06-14-2009, 06:16 PM | #17 |
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06-14-2009, 06:18 PM | #18 |
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06-14-2009, 06:50 PM | #19 | |
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Rockcake - So good you will live in ecstasy while your teeth break. Spotted Dick - VD like you've never had it before Blood Sausage - A vampires delight Mushy Peas - No dentures or tastebuds required Toad in the hole - What could be more mouth watering? Or hard to eat?
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09-16-2009, 08:27 AM | #20 |
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"In your world because God doesnt venture to pussytown."
HAHA LMFAO Classic Honey!
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