Our Most Embarrassing Moments - Rape Board

batffink · 12-08-2008, 03:31 AM

I thought I'd start this new thread as it has the potential to become extremely entertaining. I'm sure everyone, and that obviously includes our dear ladies, has had a moment or two that they would rather forget or at least look back on in shuddering horror. So don't be shy, let us all in on your most embarrassing moment.
For what it's worth I'll start off with mine.

I was just fifteen years old and into the second week as an apprentice fitter at a well known biscuit manufacturer's in the north of England. The fitter that I was attached to took me into the factory one lunch time and while inspecting a machine told me that he had forgotten something and to wait while he went to retrieve it. While waiting, I was ambushed by about thirty women and girls who proceeded to wrestle me to the ground and drag down my trousers and jocks. with about a dozen of them holding me down (I was fighting like a threshing machine) the others proceeded to attack my wedding tackle. They were all laughing like maniacs and started to coat my dick and scrotum with warm chocolate, glucose, icing sugar, pink cream and a generous coating of coconut before topping it all off with a dollop of strawberry jam.
Every one of them copped a generous feel of my, by now, shrinking equipment before letting me go. To the sound of shrieks and screams of laughter, I tried to pull up my trousers and run at the same time, only to fall arse over head before finally managing to get away. I found out later that every apprentice was initiated in this way and was something that the girls looked forward to with great anticipation.(I wonder why) I still sometimes wake up in a sweat dreaming about it.

gaggirl · 12-08-2008, 06:45 AM

lol workplaces are pretty annoyingly straight these days, do they still do this?? *hates the new anti sexual harassment movement*

hmmm.. embarrassing moment... does your entire high school finding out your a freak count? At least at the time I thought it was everyone, but later found out it was mainly the boys and a few girls. I stayed away form school for a few days and even contemplated changing schools. I cant think of anything rlse I actively go out of my way to maintain my "coolness" LOL

oh no wait I have this ready aim fire kind of ways that I deal with things. I had been waiting on tenterhooks for my new skates.

I wanted them to arrive before our last sessions for the year. I got quotes through a few companies, and settled on this company in washington hoping that my friend who was heading home could grab the for me and bring them home. so I get this "paypal pay ticket" thing you get when they send it, and the date on it said it wasnt due TO BE SENT until FEBRUARY. Well I exploded on the spot, and fired off this very rude email pointing out just how ridiculous this was. Only to realize days later, that I fucked up and forgot how the dates are arranged differently according to USA and Australia. Whats worse is I signed off my emails with my derby name to boot, so now I was an International Douchebag.

the best part is, when i wrotto aplogise, they wrote back saying they didnt get any such mail.

I got a mail from ANOTHER company, advising that I was mistaken and hadnt ordered through them at all.

what a FUCK UP! coolness points minus 10.

I msure there are some girls over there that know my memorable derby name and have a "crazy bitch" mark against it.

Fibonacci · 12-09-2008, 01:59 AM

Well not mine, but nice indeed

mifje · 12-09-2008, 02:21 AM

Mine is when my former bos thought I stole something and I had to defend my self in his office. It was very easy for me to explain it what happend (no I didn't steal anything) because the prove for me was on camera. Still the fact that they accused me was enough. I only returned once there by bringing back everything from work.

crimsondesire · 12-12-2008, 03:36 AM

A best friend at the time had arranged, a romantic date in his kitchen, candle-light and his mum cooked up a meal, He made me laugh too hard with a bad bladder.

I peed myself all over the seat.

I had dragged him aside and he thought i were going to ask him out,
" I need to tell you something", he got very excited about it so excited that he was about to cry, he had been waiting for this moment throughout our entire friendship at that time and i whispered " I peed myself, it is on your pillow"..due to nerves he left the room and threw up, I offered to clean the pillow , his mum left it in the laundry for 2 weeks, the smell filled the entire house.

Very embaressing memory.

Conrad · 12-12-2008, 10:42 PM

That's pretty bad haha.

I can't think of anything particularly embarrassing at the minute, I think my mind blocked them out so I don't have to re-live it haha. I don't interact enough with people these days to get the chance to do embarrassing stuff. Most of the things that I do that are embarrassing could be counted in the bloddy stupid catagory too.

Conrad · 12-12-2008, 10:48 PM

Oh, I just thought of one. When I was around 21 or so I was working in a car parts department in a car dealership. The mechanics used to come and get the parts to fix the cars etc and if they needed anti-freeze we used to have to pour it into jugs from a 25ltr barrel as we used to buy it in bulk to save costs.

Well one day I was getting some brake discs for one of the guys. I bent down to pick them up and as I stood up in the narrow aisle my belt and back of my trousers got caught on the tap for the anti-freeze barrel. They pushed the tap up and my pants got flooded with bright green anti-freeze!! I had to go to the nearest super market and buy new pants and a shirt to finish the work day.

InnocentVirgin · 12-13-2008, 01:14 AM

I came out of the loo in a club full of people with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose.

FuckingRotter · 12-15-2008, 01:59 PM

I can't think of one, but that's probably because I have no shame.

batffink · 12-15-2008, 08:45 PM

And there as Rumpole would say "I rest my case"

sindyloo · 12-18-2008, 01:21 PM

Oh my? The pot calling the kettle Black huh??

One I almost forgot but still a good one unles you were there?

Freaking Holiday get together Family all around after the big heavy meal and Damn me........A nasty silent, deadly one slips out the kind that can strip paint ya know?

Well looking innocent I slyly point at the ever present dog and?

OOpppppssss no damn dog anywhere and all eyes glaring at me??

Who me??

gaggirl · 12-18-2008, 05:25 PM

one of my girlfriends had the bladder thing, she was sitting ona guys lap in the car and every time it hit a bump she leaked... she was busting and she was too shy to ask them to askthem to stop on the highway to pee! the guy was like "why is my lap wet" 'ooh it must be sweat" she said and looked horrified at me. if this were a competition, my vote would be for the crimson pee story- hands down!

theDarkOne · 12-18-2008, 05:40 PM

Ok i have one.When i was like 14 or 15 i had some porno comics.I went to abuse myself in the bathroom pretending i was taking a bath.When i was done so to speak i put them under the bath mat and took a shower.I left the bathroom and went to my room.Forgetting the comics.About 5 minutes later there was a knock at my bedroom door.I opened it to see my mother holding the comics asking me if they were mine.I said no(no?)but then i grabbed them out of her hands and shut the door.Not only was i caught with porn and the obvious situation that had just occurred but they were porno comics.Not Hustler or Penthouse but comics.....That sucked...

ChiTownHoney · 12-18-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I can't think of one, but that's probably because I have no shame.

Thats got to be the best damn reply I've heard.

batffink · 12-18-2008, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

Oh my? The pot calling the kettle Black huh??

One I almost forgot but still a good one unles you were there?

Freaking Holiday get together Family all around after the big heavy meal and Damn me........A nasty silent, deadly one slips out the kind that can strip paint ya know?

Well looking innocent I slyly point at the ever present dog and?

OOpppppssss no damn dog anywhere and all eyes glaring at me??

Who me??

I refuse to believe this story Sindyloo. In my experience gently brought up ladies like yourself don't fart.

Your story reminds me of the time the Russian ambassador was riding to a state function with Her Majesty the Queen. One of the horses pulling the state coach gave an enormous fart for which Her Majesty apologised. "Think nothing of it ma'am" said the ambassador, "I thought it was one of the horses."

shysnale · 12-20-2008, 02:19 PM

I used a vibro electric dildo I fixed on my dick with cellotape.
While watching porns on my pc, i just had to push the button and it felt like a stranger woman was shaking my dick.

I was so happy with it I let the device on my desk chair. Half on hour later, my sister came into my room, I said 'hey have a seat' and she saw the vibrator on the chair.

lexie22 · 12-20-2008, 09:11 PM

After getting off a plane, I put my backpack on my back, and it caught my skirt. Of course I was wearing a thong, and I got through the entire airport (Atlanta-Hartsfield, which is a huge airport) until someone finally told me.

FuckingRotter · 12-21-2008, 05:26 PM

Thanks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Thats got to be the best damn reply I've heard.

batffink · 12-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Thanks!

Don't encourage him ChiTownHoney, he'll only keep coming back. (joke) Nice to see you're still in circulation old mate, thought I'd been too hard on you and scared you off.

Door'sunlocked_c'monin · 12-21-2008, 10:14 PM

Eh.. nothing to terribly embarressing for me. Worst thing I can think of (and maybe it's b/c it's recent) is that I had some instant messenger conversations with a co-worker about how I'd want to bind/use/abuse him over a period of time (re. weekend) and b/c the IM had work-related conv ersation, I saved it. Unfortunately, I saved it to the server instead of on my harddrive. I'm not sure how many people saw/read it but it was obvious someone did b/c HR called me over and talked to me about it.

Oops.

12-08-2008, 03:31 AM	#1
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Our Most Embarrassing Moments I thought I'd start this new thread as it has the potential to become extremely entertaining. I'm sure everyone, and that obviously includes our dear ladies, has had a moment or two that they would rather forget or at least look back on in shuddering horror. So don't be shy, let us all in on your most embarrassing moment. For what it's worth I'll start off with mine. I was just fifteen years old and into the second week as an apprentice fitter at a well known biscuit manufacturer's in the north of England. The fitter that I was attached to took me into the factory one lunch time and while inspecting a machine told me that he had forgotten something and to wait while he went to retrieve it. While waiting, I was ambushed by about thirty women and girls who proceeded to wrestle me to the ground and drag down my trousers and jocks. with about a dozen of them holding me down (I was fighting like a threshing machine) the others proceeded to attack my wedding tackle. They were all laughing like maniacs and started to coat my dick and scrotum with warm chocolate, glucose, icing sugar, pink cream and a generous coating of coconut before topping it all off with a dollop of strawberry jam. Every one of them copped a generous feel of my, by now, shrinking equipment before letting me go. To the sound of shrieks and screams of laughter, I tried to pull up my trousers and run at the same time, only to fall arse over head before finally managing to get away. I found out later that every apprentice was initiated in this way and was something that the girls looked forward to with great anticipation.(I wonder why) I still sometimes wake up in a sweat dreaming about it. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-08-2008, 06:45 AM	#2
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	lol workplaces are pretty annoyingly straight these days, do they still do this?? hates the new anti sexual harassment movement hmmm.. embarrassing moment... does your entire high school finding out your a freak count? At least at the time I thought it was everyone, but later found out it was mainly the boys and a few girls. I stayed away form school for a few days and even contemplated changing schools. I cant think of anything rlse I actively go out of my way to maintain my "coolness" LOL oh no wait I have this ready aim fire kind of ways that I deal with things. I had been waiting on tenterhooks for my new skates. I wanted them to arrive before our last sessions for the year. I got quotes through a few companies, and settled on this company in washington hoping that my friend who was heading home could grab the for me and bring them home. so I get this "paypal pay ticket" thing you get when they send it, and the date on it said it wasnt due TO BE SENT until FEBRUARY. Well I exploded on the spot, and fired off this very rude email pointing out just how ridiculous this was. Only to realize days later, that I fucked up and forgot how the dates are arranged differently according to USA and Australia. Whats worse is I signed off my emails with my derby name to boot, so now I was an International Douchebag. the best part is, when i wrotto aplogise, they wrote back saying they didnt get any such mail. I got a mail from ANOTHER company, advising that I was mistaken and hadnt ordered through them at all. what a FUCK UP! coolness points minus 10. I msure there are some girls over there that know my memorable derby name and have a "crazy bitch" mark against it. Last edited by gaggirl; 12-08-2008 at 06:56 AM.

12-09-2008, 02:21 AM	#4
mifje Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 565 Reputation: 17719	Mine is when my former bos thought I stole something and I had to defend my self in his office. It was very easy for me to explain it what happend (no I didn't steal anything) because the prove for me was on camera. Still the fact that they accused me was enough. I only returned once there by bringing back everything from work. __________________ No one likes us, we don't care! BTW: I am MALE

12-12-2008, 03:36 AM	#5
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	A best friend at the time had arranged, a romantic date in his kitchen, candle-light and his mum cooked up a meal, He made me laugh too hard with a bad bladder. I peed myself all over the seat. I had dragged him aside and he thought i were going to ask him out, " I need to tell you something", he got very excited about it so excited that he was about to cry, he had been waiting for this moment throughout our entire friendship at that time and i whispered " I peed myself, it is on your pillow"..due to nerves he left the room and threw up, I offered to clean the pillow , his mum left it in the laundry for 2 weeks, the smell filled the entire house. Very embaressing memory. __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale. Last edited by crimsondesire; 12-12-2008 at 03:41 AM.

12-12-2008, 10:42 PM	#6
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	That's pretty bad haha. I can't think of anything particularly embarrassing at the minute, I think my mind blocked them out so I don't have to re-live it haha. I don't interact enough with people these days to get the chance to do embarrassing stuff. Most of the things that I do that are embarrassing could be counted in the bloddy stupid catagory too. __________________ Taking the word Pathetic to new levels since 1982.

12-12-2008, 10:48 PM	#7
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Oh, I just thought of one. When I was around 21 or so I was working in a car parts department in a car dealership. The mechanics used to come and get the parts to fix the cars etc and if they needed anti-freeze we used to have to pour it into jugs from a 25ltr barrel as we used to buy it in bulk to save costs. Well one day I was getting some brake discs for one of the guys. I bent down to pick them up and as I stood up in the narrow aisle my belt and back of my trousers got caught on the tap for the anti-freeze barrel. They pushed the tap up and my pants got flooded with bright green anti-freeze!! I had to go to the nearest super market and buy new pants and a shirt to finish the work day. __________________ Taking the word Pathetic to new levels since 1982.

12-13-2008, 01:14 AM	#8
InnocentVirgin Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA via Europe Posts: 366 Reputation: 3911	I came out of the loo in a club full of people with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose.

12-15-2008, 01:59 PM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I can't think of one, but that's probably because I have no shame.

12-15-2008, 08:45 PM	#10
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	And there as Rumpole would say "I rest my case" __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-18-2008, 01:21 PM	#11
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Oh my? The pot calling the kettle Black huh?? One I almost forgot but still a good one unles you were there? Freaking Holiday get together Family all around after the big heavy meal and Damn me........A nasty silent, deadly one slips out the kind that can strip paint ya know? Well looking innocent I slyly point at the ever present dog and? OOpppppssss no damn dog anywhere and all eyes glaring at me?? Who me??

12-18-2008, 05:25 PM	#12
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	one of my girlfriends had the bladder thing, she was sitting ona guys lap in the car and every time it hit a bump she leaked... she was busting and she was too shy to ask them to askthem to stop on the highway to pee! the guy was like "why is my lap wet" 'ooh it must be sweat" she said and looked horrified at me. if this were a competition, my vote would be for the crimson pee story- hands down!

12-18-2008, 05:40 PM	#13
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	Ok i have one.When i was like 14 or 15 i had some porno comics.I went to abuse myself in the bathroom pretending i was taking a bath.When i was done so to speak i put them under the bath mat and took a shower.I left the bathroom and went to my room.Forgetting the comics.About 5 minutes later there was a knock at my bedroom door.I opened it to see my mother holding the comics asking me if they were mine.I said no(no?)but then i grabbed them out of her hands and shut the door.Not only was i caught with porn and the obvious situation that had just occurred but they were porno comics.Not Hustler or Penthouse but comics.....That sucked...

12-20-2008, 02:19 PM	#16
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I used a vibro electric dildo I fixed on my dick with cellotape. While watching porns on my pc, i just had to push the button and it felt like a stranger woman was shaking my dick. I was so happy with it I let the device on my desk chair. Half on hour later, my sister came into my room, I said 'hey have a seat' and she saw the vibrator on the chair.

12-20-2008, 09:11 PM	#17
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	After getting off a plane, I put my backpack on my back, and it caught my skirt. Of course I was wearing a thong, and I got through the entire airport (Atlanta-Hartsfield, which is a huge airport) until someone finally told me.

12-21-2008, 10:14 PM	#20
Door'sunlocked_c'monin Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 905 Reputation: 6346	Eh.. nothing to terribly embarressing for me. Worst thing I can think of (and maybe it's b/c it's recent) is that I had some instant messenger conversations with a co-worker about how I'd want to bind/use/abuse him over a period of time (re. weekend) and b/c the IM had work-related conv ersation, I saved it. Unfortunately, I saved it to the server instead of on my harddrive. I'm not sure how many people saw/read it but it was obvious someone did b/c HR called me over and talked to me about it. Oops.