Sick Jokes (very Very Offensive) Be Warned - Page 8 - Rape Board

AWDracer · 08-26-2008, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by doggystylethatgirl

i just lost my meal on that one.

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Originally Posted by Noir

I just found mine.

By the way that was a joke, really!

Hahahaha that joke was awesome.

I think I'd do it only if I was really horny. I don't mind blood that much...

Actually wait, I feel sick now.

kitty_joanne · 08-26-2008, 10:24 AM

very nice guys!!!..
although some of it goes overbroad!!!

well let me contribute one, im not sure this is a sick or funny joke to you guys but this is the worst joke i ever made to someone lol..

we were on the bed, hugging and kissing right just after sex..

me: "it's so great that you're so romantic"

guy (hugging me tighter and smelling me all over)

me: "you're sooo good to me. no guy has ever treated me as nice as you do"

guy (kissing my neck, licking and start biting my ear)

me: "i feel bad for you though"

guy (hovering his head to my body, hearing my heartbeat)

me: "it's gonna hurt so baddd, when i decide to leave you for some manipulative bad boy"

guy (shocked, start crying)

=.= .. at that time i was so baddd, feel so guilty although it was a joke >.<

doggystylethatgirl · 08-26-2008, 10:45 PM

maybe this will ease our stomaches
Soothing for the sick jokes

AWDracer · 08-28-2008, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kitty_joanne

very nice guys!!!..
although some of it goes overbroad!!!

well let me contribute one, im not sure this is a sick or funny joke to you guys but this is the worst joke i ever made to someone lol..

we were on the bed, hugging and kissing right just after sex..

me: "it's so great that you're so romantic"

guy (hugging me tighter and smelling me all over)

me: "you're sooo good to me. no guy has ever treated me as nice as you do"

guy (kissing my neck, licking and start biting my ear)

me: "i feel bad for you though"

guy (hovering his head to my body, hearing my heartbeat)

me: "it's gonna hurt so baddd, when i decide to leave you for some manipulative bad boy"

guy (shocked, start crying)

=.= .. at that time i was so baddd, feel so guilty although it was a joke >.<

Haha that's a great one. I'll let you throw those kinds of jokes at me ANY DAY but ONLY after the sex

kitty_joanne · 08-28-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by AWDracer

Haha that's a great one. I'll let you throw those kinds of jokes at me ANY DAY but ONLY after the sex

HAHA~ this joke won't works to you guys -.-

he's the first guy that i find very sensitive about things, even more sensitive than me i can say.. he's a great lover and very romantic indeed, has a lot of commitment to me.. weird he ain't gay.. >.>

anyway a last we broke up because he talks about marrying me and all of that, i got so scared and broke up with him.. T.T

Lemarchand · 08-30-2008, 09:49 PM

I dunno Doggy...I think I have your definition of sick beat!
How about this?.........

The definition of sick is....Licking the sweat off of your grandfather's back whilst fucking him in the arse!

How does that grab you?

Regards,

Lem

sindyloo · 08-31-2008, 01:30 PM

Gross is:

1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue!

2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM??

Lemarchand · 08-31-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Gross is:

1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue!

2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM??

Damn...I thought that was a weekend's recreation...I must have problems!

Lem

AWDracer · 08-31-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kitty_joanne

HAHA~ this joke won't works to you guys -.-

he's the first guy that i find very sensitive about things, even more sensitive than me i can say.. he's a great lover and very romantic indeed, has a lot of commitment to me.. weird he ain't gay.. >.>

anyway a last we broke up because he talks about marrying me and all of that, i got so scared and broke up with him.. T.T

OMG WHY???

Wait, you don't love him?

Mugga123 · 09-01-2008, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Gross is:

1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue!

2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM??

I think this is probably more: Sticking 12 oysters in a cunt and sucking out 13

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand:
You can't sift sand through your teeth.

sindyloo · 09-01-2008, 10:50 AM

OMG!??? Mugga those were very Damn GROSS!! Great job!

hurske · 09-01-2008, 04:40 PM

lol

Fred Astair · 09-01-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hurske

lol

No, lots of luck to you!

texasdog · 09-07-2008, 02:01 AM

I like them, but I would not have many people to tell them to.

batffink · 09-08-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Gross is:

1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue!

2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM??

Fucking Hell and I thought I was sophisticated. I'm still in Nursery.

batffink · 09-11-2008, 06:58 AM

How about these:-

Biting into a hot-dog and it has veins

When you throw your undies at the wall and they stay there

You're sitting in your Grandfather's lap and he pops a boner

Your little brother has lost his scab collection and you are eating cornflakes

Finding a string in your Bloody Mary

sindyloo · 09-11-2008, 10:41 AM

Hey those were Sooooo disgusting and totally Sick!! You nasty Kilt wearing Man!! Loved them.....

Noir · 09-12-2008, 08:27 AM

I have no idea how undies could stay at the wall after throwing them there and I'd guess I've been lucky for never understanding the trick behind it.

Well with the level of the last jokes in here I have to remember to avoid this thread if I'm about to eat.

Fibonacci · 09-12-2008, 08:45 AM

Sick joke, very Very Offensive, be warned if you don't take it easy

Keywords:
newborn babies
hole
skulls
beer cans

Eh, this is sooo bad

http://www.biro-art.com/sickjoke.html

They have some great images there ...

Mugga123 · 09-12-2008, 07:20 PM

lol

08-30-2008, 09:49 PM	#146
Lemarchand Guardian Of The Box Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: On a return flight from Hades...That was one dull vacation! Posts: 401 Reputation: 3382	I dunno Doggy...I think I have your definition of sick beat! How about this?......... The definition of sick is....Licking the sweat off of your grandfather's back whilst fucking him in the arse! How does that grab you? Regards, Lem __________________ Lemarchand...Guardian of the Box Wandering between two worlds, one dead, The other powerless to be born.

08-31-2008, 01:30 PM	#147
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Gross Is??? Gross is: 1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue! 2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM??

09-11-2008, 06:58 AM	#156
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	How about these:- Biting into a hot-dog and it has veins When you throw your undies at the wall and they stay there You're sitting in your Grandfather's lap and he pops a boner Your little brother has lost his scab collection and you are eating cornflakes Finding a string in your Bloody Mary __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

09-11-2008, 10:41 AM	#157
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Damn??? Hey those were Sooooo disgusting and totally Sick!! You nasty Kilt wearing Man!! Loved them.....

09-12-2008, 08:45 AM	#159
Fibonacci Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 773 Reputation: 36912	Sick joke, very Very Offensive, be warned if you don't take it easy Keywords: newborn babies hole skulls beer cans Eh, this is sooo bad http://www.biro-art.com/sickjoke.html They have some great images there ... __________________ If needed and not mentioned, pw is 112358 A players attract A players, B players attract C players

08-26-2008, 10:24 AM	#142
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	very nice guys!!!.. although some of it goes overbroad!!! well let me contribute one, im not sure this is a sick or funny joke to you guys but this is the worst joke i ever made to someone lol.. we were on the bed, hugging and kissing right just after sex.. me: "it's so great that you're so romantic" guy (hugging me tighter and smelling me all over) me: "you're sooo good to me. no guy has ever treated me as nice as you do" guy (kissing my neck, licking and start biting my ear) me: "i feel bad for you though" guy (hovering his head to my body, hearing my heartbeat) me: "it's gonna hurt so baddd, when i decide to leave you for some manipulative bad boy" guy (shocked, start crying) =.= .. at that time i was so baddd, feel so guilty although it was a joke >.<

09-01-2008, 10:50 AM	#151
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	OMG!??? Mugga those were very Damn GROSS!! Great job!

09-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#152
hurske Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10 Reputation: 10	lol

09-07-2008, 02:01 AM	#154
texasdog Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 16 Reputation: 1216	I like them, but I would not have many people to tell them to.

09-12-2008, 08:27 AM	#158
Noir Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 385 Reputation: 5459	I have no idea how undies could stay at the wall after throwing them there and I'd guess I've been lucky for never understanding the trick behind it. Well with the level of the last jokes in here I have to remember to avoid this thread if I'm about to eat.

09-12-2008, 07:20 PM	#160
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	lol __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.