Chat? - Rape Board

pinkcookie69 · 12-15-2009, 08:30 PM

Looking for someone fun to chat with :P

batffink · 12-16-2009, 05:33 AM

Hello pinkcookie69.

It looks like everyone on the board has emulated Rip Van winkle and gone to sleep for a hundred years. Wake up you bastards and talk to pinkcookie69.

What would you like to talk about, my friend. What are your interests and how did you manage to end up on this great board. If you let me know, I'll try to point you in the right direction.

If the bums don't wake up I'll chat to you myself if you don't mind talking to an intelligent, handsome, mature Scottish gentleman.

FuckingRotter · 12-16-2009, 01:15 PM

This is the only place you'll see Scottish and gentleman spoken in the same sentence. Well except maybe The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, or a Greenpeace leaflet on climate change theory....

batffink · 12-16-2009, 04:26 PM

Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing. And where the fuck have you been for the last week?

FuckingRotter · 12-17-2009, 03:07 PM

Some of us have work to do and can't spend all day picking our arses and counting sheep....

batffink · 12-17-2009, 04:33 PM

I think we've scared pinkcookie69 off. He or she doesn't seem to want to talk now.

MuggasWoman · 12-17-2009, 10:31 PM

well then ill just had to jump on here and entertain myself then hehe

batffink · 12-18-2009, 02:28 AM

You're fucking sick MuggasWoman. Now you've really scared pinkcookie69 away.

snarkopo · 12-18-2009, 03:57 AM

He/She said "looking for someone fun to chat with". How silly.

12-15-2009, 08:30 PM	#1
pinkcookie69 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4 Reputation: 10	Chat? Looking for someone fun to chat with :P

12-16-2009, 05:33 AM	#2
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Hello pinkcookie69. It looks like everyone on the board has emulated Rip Van winkle and gone to sleep for a hundred years. Wake up you bastards and talk to pinkcookie69. What would you like to talk about, my friend. What are your interests and how did you manage to end up on this great board. If you let me know, I'll try to point you in the right direction. If the bums don't wake up I'll chat to you myself if you don't mind talking to an intelligent, handsome, mature Scottish gentleman. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-16-2009, 01:15 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	This is the only place you'll see Scottish and gentleman spoken in the same sentence. Well except maybe The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, or a Greenpeace leaflet on climate change theory.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-16-2009, 04:26 PM	#4
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing. And where the fuck have you been for the last week? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-17-2009, 03:07 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Some of us have work to do and can't spend all day picking our arses and counting sheep.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-17-2009, 04:33 PM	#6
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I think we've scared pinkcookie69 off. He or she doesn't seem to want to talk now. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-17-2009, 10:31 PM	#7
MuggasWoman Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: stalk me to find out Posts: 380 Reputation: 10494	well then ill just had to jump on here and entertain myself then hehe __________________ pulls out collar and leash "come out come out where ever you are i have something you might like i promise that ill play nicely..... but i cant promise that it wont hurt"

12-18-2009, 02:28 AM	#8
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You're fucking sick MuggasWoman. Now you've really scared pinkcookie69 away. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-18-2009, 03:57 AM	#9
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	He/She said "looking for someone fun to chat with". How silly. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.