Rules for seeking a date with Persiangurl - Rape Board

Emily Johnson · 05-30-2006, 10:05 AM

PG has made me her official screener of all potential dates. So if you desire a date with her follow these instructions:

1. Submit measurements re the length and diameter of your erect cock.
2. Submit your height and weight
3. Submit a current photo
4. Submit your current salary information
5. Describe what you would do on your first date

(Have I forgotten anything PG?)

If you pass this first level of screening, then you must date me first. Note that several dates may be necessary. If your sexual abilities are up to par, I will then make a recommendation to PG.

05-30-2006, 12:32 PM

and they say men are shallow....

somedude · 05-30-2006, 12:40 PM

Behesh dÃƒÂ¦st nÃƒÂ¦zÃƒÂ¦n!

Grm · 05-30-2006, 01:04 PM

6.2, 180

over $300,000

gal4 · 05-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Is this similar to a wine taster? First, for the king or queen to avoid poison, they always had a taster. So, if the taster died, the king or queen is still safe.

No, thanks, I will pass on the kooties.

Emily Johnson · 05-30-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gal4

Is this similar to a wine taster? First, for the king or queen to avoid poison, they always had a taster. So, if the taster died, the king or queen is still safe.

No, thanks, I will pass on the kooties.

Good. More for me! WooHoo!

gal4 · 05-30-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

Good. More for me! WooHoo!

Heck, your funeral, but I will miss you pissing on me, as I kneel before you, stripped, beaten, with whip marks all over my body, hands tied behind me, my eyes watery with all that crying, eyes black with the massive face slapping you gave me.

Heck, even better, hoist me upside down, put a candle down my pussy, and watch all that hot wax melt down my pussy, and me whining in agony.

Thanks, Emily.

Emily Johnson · 05-30-2006, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gal4

Heck, your funeral, but I will miss you pissing on me, as I kneel before you, stripped, beaten, with whip marks all over my body, hands tied behind me, my eyes watery with all that crying, eyes black with the massive face slapping you gave me.

Heck, even better, hoist me upside down, put a candle down my pussy, and watch all that hot wax melt down my pussy, and me whining in agony.

Thanks, Emily.

Por nada

Emily Johnson · 05-30-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clan_hunter

and they say men are shallow....

Just so long as you don't call me petty.

grimmy · 05-31-2006, 01:27 AM

Do I have to cuddle afterwards...?

shysnale · 05-31-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gal4

Heck, your funeral, but I will miss you pissing on me, as I kneel before you, stripped, beaten, with whip marks all over my body, hands tied behind me, my eyes watery with all that crying, eyes black with the massive face slapping you gave me.

Heck, even better, hoist me upside down, put a candle down my pussy, and watch all that hot wax melt down my pussy, and me whining in agony.

Thanks, Emily.

the candle in your pussy is not a good idea. if your clitoris gets burned out, nobody's gonna want you as a slave anymore.

Emily Johnson · 05-31-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shysnale

the candle in your pussy is not a good idea. if your clitoris gets burned out, nobody's gonna want you as a slave anymore.

LMFAO!

shysnale · 05-31-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

PG has made me her official screener of all potential dates. So if you desire a date with her follow these instructions:

1. Submit measurements re the length and diameter of your erect cock.
2. Submit your height and weight
3. Submit a current photo
4. Submit your current salary information
5. Describe what you would do on your first date

(Have I forgotten anything PG?)

If you pass this first level of screening, then you must date me first. Note that several dates may be necessary. If your sexual abilities are up to par, I will then make a recommendation to PG.

Shit, the length of my dick seems ok, but the salary won't match....hmm I think I'm gonna stick to lonely pleasures...

Emily Johnson · 06-01-2006, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimmy

Do I have to cuddle afterwards...?

Damned Toot'n! I give great back rubs, you would not wnat to miss it.

kinkyone · 06-01-2006, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

Damned Toot'n! I give great back rubs, you would not wnat to miss it.

Not a bad idea....not at all a bad idea.....plus i would love to be with you ...just for your sake and not as a steping stone towards PG.....
.......for the time being i'll leave her in the ministrations of

somedude

menace · 06-01-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

PG has made me her official screener of all potential dates. So if you desire a date with her follow these instructions:

1. Submit measurements re the length and diameter of your erect cock.
2. Submit your height and weight
3. Submit a current photo
4. Submit your current salary information
5. Describe what you would do on your first date

(Have I forgotten anything PG?)

If you pass this first level of screening, then you must date me first. Note that several dates may be necessary. If your sexual abilities are up to par, I will then make a recommendation to PG.

I might just be paranoid, but would the number of good recomendations you make be somewhere around, eh.... zero?

06-10-2006, 10:57 AM

Just remembered this post and have found two great contenders, Emily and PG could have one each then, both will be satisfied

06-10-2006, 11:04 AM

^ my goodness! i didnt need to see those cock pictures first thing in the morning! :P (the first one looks a little limp LOL)

07-04-2006, 06:11 PM

HAHAHAHahhahahahahha
ahhahahahhahah
ahahhaha
hahah

i cant believe i didnt see this before

*wonders what other crazy shit she missed while having holiday*

somedude · 07-04-2006, 06:15 PM

Well shysnale's prayer for PG thread was kinda funny!

05-30-2006, 10:05 AM	#1
Emily Johnson Opinionated Bitch Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Posts: 400 Reputation: 8094	Rules for seeking a date with Persiangurl PG has made me her official screener of all potential dates. So if you desire a date with her follow these instructions: 1. Submit measurements re the length and diameter of your erect cock. 2. Submit your height and weight 3. Submit a current photo 4. Submit your current salary information 5. Describe what you would do on your first date (Have I forgotten anything PG?) If you pass this first level of screening, then you must date me first. Note that several dates may be necessary. If your sexual abilities are up to par, I will then make a recommendation to PG. __________________ Half the harm that is done in this world Is due to people who want to feel important They don't mean to do h arm But the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle To think well of themselves. T. S. Eliot

05-30-2006, 12:40 PM	#3
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Behesh dÃƒÂ¦st nÃƒÂ¦zÃƒÂ¦n! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-10-2006, 10:57 AM	#17
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	Just remembered this post and have found two great contenders, Emily and PG could have one each then, both will be satisfied Last edited by clan_hunter; 06-10-2006 at 10:59 AM.

07-04-2006, 06:15 PM	#20
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Well shysnale's prayer for PG thread was kinda funny! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-30-2006, 12:32 PM	#2
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	and they say men are shallow....

05-30-2006, 01:04 PM	#4
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	6.2, 180 over $300,000

05-30-2006, 02:46 PM	#5
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	Is this similar to a wine taster? First, for the king or queen to avoid poison, they always had a taster. So, if the taster died, the king or queen is still safe. No, thanks, I will pass on the kooties.

05-31-2006, 01:27 AM	#10
grimmy Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 45 Reputation: 31	Do I have to cuddle afterwards...?

06-10-2006, 11:04 AM	#18
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	^ my goodness! i didnt need to see those cock pictures first thing in the morning! :P (the first one looks a little limp LOL)

07-04-2006, 06:11 PM	#19
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHahhahahahahha ahhahahahhahah ahahhaha hahah i cant believe i didnt see this before wonders what other crazy shit she missed while having holiday