I've got a hardon. - Page 3 - Rape Board

batffink · 12-26-2008, 04:35 PM

Is nobody going to ask me the technique for having sexual relations with a wild sheep ?

perfectlyformed · 12-27-2008, 01:03 PM

on the edge of a cliff so that they push back harder....works on me as well

x

somedude · 12-27-2008, 04:18 PM

Visiting Dover for naughty purposes PF?

perfectlyformed · 12-27-2008, 04:21 PM

brings new meaning to beachy head

x

somedude · 12-27-2008, 04:56 PM

It certainly does!

batffink · 12-27-2008, 06:41 PM

The discrininating sheep shagger will cruise around until he finds a good looking sheep that has got its head caught between the strands of a barbed wire fence. He will then don a pair of wellington boots and position himself behind the unsuspecting sheep. In one fluid motion he will then lift up the hindquarters of the said sheep and ascertain the sex of the animal to make certain it is a female. (Nothing queer about sheepshaggers I must emphasise) The sheepshagger will then drop the sheep's hind legs down the fronts of his wellington boots so that the sheep can't escape and then, with some well chosen words of endearment, proceed to have his wicked way with the sheep.
I hope this clears things up. One must not take any notice of the likes of yokels like FuckingRotter, who have no finesse or technique at all except the "wham bang thank you ma'am" method.

perfectlyformed · 12-27-2008, 07:31 PM

That one works on me as well

x

FuckingRotter · 12-27-2008, 07:45 PM

The whambam or shoving your head through a barbed wire fence?!

batffink · 12-27-2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

That one works on me as well

x

I would have to use rather large wellington boots don't you think ?

batffink · 12-27-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

The whambam or shoving your head through a barbed wire fence?!

Neither. The male members of the FuckingRotter clan would usually wait until the unsuspecting sheep (male or female) came within distance before they all rushed it at once and gangbanged it. Any who missed out would proceed to gangbang the family members who were busy gangbanging the sheep.

FuckingRotter · 12-28-2008, 05:57 AM

Unlike you socially underdeveloped Scots, us English don't have a clan system, and the last few hundred years we've been too busy conquering, ruling but ultimately losing the world to be concerned with lusting after sheep.

InnocentVirgin · 12-28-2008, 06:11 AM

I have titty hard-ons.

S'ok for me to be here eh?

FuckingRotter · 12-28-2008, 06:42 AM

Titty hard-ons are welcome!

perfectlyformed · 12-28-2008, 12:01 PM

how about hard-ons BETWEEN my titties?

x

doggystylethatgirl · 12-28-2008, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

how about hard-ons BETWEEN my titties?

x

Your Tits & Then Your Buttcheeks Birthday Girl

Trill · 12-28-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

The discrininating sheep shagger will cruise around until he finds a good looking sheep that has got its head caught between the strands of a barbed wire fence. He will then don a pair of wellington boots and position himself behind the unsuspecting sheep. In one fluid motion he will then lift up the hindquarters of the said sheep and ascertain the sex of the animal to make certain it is a female. (Nothing queer about sheepshaggers I must emphasise) The sheepshagger will then drop the sheep's hind legs down the fronts of his wellington boots so that the sheep can't escape and then, with some well chosen words of endearment, proceed to have his wicked way with the sheep.
I hope this clears things up. One must not take any notice of the likes of yokels like FuckingRotter, who have no finesse or technique at all except the "wham bang thank you ma'am" method.

I knew you nutty Taswegians had SOMETHING in common with the Kiwis

Um... shouldn't this be in the bestiality forum?

batffink · 12-29-2008, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trill

I knew you nutty Taswegians had SOMETHING in common with the Kiwis

Um... shouldn't this be in the bestiality forum?

You've got it wrong old mate. Only if you fuck FuckingRotter should it be in the bestiality section. Even then we'd be charged by the RSPCA.

FuckingRotter · 12-29-2008, 05:13 AM

Yeah! That's right! Usually it's the girls that tell me I'm an animal, but I'm flattered anyway.

batffink · 12-30-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

how about hard-ons BETWEEN my titties?

x

Dear perfectlyformed, your message has made me go all unnecessary. Who needs viagra when you are around to stimulate the, ahem, senses. Such a wide gulf between the female of the English species and the deviate male. The thought of my best friend nestling between your, what Henry VIII called dear bubbies, has me in a...........excuse me, I have to visit the bathroom.

FuckingRotter · 12-30-2008, 08:08 PM

He's off to piss in his wellies again!

12-26-2008, 04:35 PM	#41
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Is nobody going to ask me the technique for having sexual relations with a wild sheep ? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-27-2008, 01:03 PM	#42
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	on the edge of a cliff so that they push back harder....works on me as well x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-27-2008, 04:18 PM	#43
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Visiting Dover for naughty purposes PF? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

12-27-2008, 04:21 PM	#44
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	brings new meaning to beachy head x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-27-2008, 04:56 PM	#45
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	It certainly does! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

12-27-2008, 06:41 PM	#46
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	The discrininating sheep shagger will cruise around until he finds a good looking sheep that has got its head caught between the strands of a barbed wire fence. He will then don a pair of wellington boots and position himself behind the unsuspecting sheep. In one fluid motion he will then lift up the hindquarters of the said sheep and ascertain the sex of the animal to make certain it is a female. (Nothing queer about sheepshaggers I must emphasise) The sheepshagger will then drop the sheep's hind legs down the fronts of his wellington boots so that the sheep can't escape and then, with some well chosen words of endearment, proceed to have his wicked way with the sheep. I hope this clears things up. One must not take any notice of the likes of yokels like FuckingRotter, who have no finesse or technique at all except the "wham bang thank you ma'am" method. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-27-2008, 07:31 PM	#47
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	That one works on me as well x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-27-2008, 07:45 PM	#48
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The whambam or shoving your head through a barbed wire fence?!

12-28-2008, 05:57 AM	#51
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Unlike you socially underdeveloped Scots, us English don't have a clan system, and the last few hundred years we've been too busy conquering, ruling but ultimately losing the world to be concerned with lusting after sheep.

12-28-2008, 06:11 AM	#52
InnocentVirgin Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA via Europe Posts: 366 Reputation: 3911	I have titty hard-ons. S'ok for me to be here eh?

12-28-2008, 06:42 AM	#53
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Titty hard-ons are welcome!

12-28-2008, 12:01 PM	#54
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	how about hard-ons BETWEEN my titties? x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-29-2008, 05:13 AM	#58
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yeah! That's right! Usually it's the girls that tell me I'm an animal, but I'm flattered anyway.

12-30-2008, 08:08 PM	#60
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	He's off to piss in his wellies again!