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LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 10:48 PM

Now fr I ain't goin sappy on yer. But I must add a :love: there.

Your build is utterly perfect.

Need2BOwned · 05-03-2013, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

6' 2" as it happens. I wouldn't say brick house, I just have a low fat body weight percentage, muscle is heavier. Plus I have a huge brain of course!

Careful, FR. You're going to make me swoon.

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 10:58 PM

I don't know. My upper torso and arms could do with a bit of work. Since I've started making the accumulation of fat around my middle more resemble a heavily studded tractor tyre, everything just looks a bit out of proportion.

The pole dancer I was fucking last year insisted I look fine, but I'm not so convinced. She was nearly a foot shorter than me do her perspective might have been a bit skewed!

Need2BOwned · 05-03-2013, 11:01 PM

Feel free to post a pic. We'll be happy to "evaluate" and let you know

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:02 PM

Here in australia, at least where I live, its very uncommon for a man to be oveer 6 foot, that fact alone, I've made no secret here my turn on is taller the better.

Possibly, but you can easily work off any extra fat around your middle, and can lift weights for your arms.

One of my bfs was a body builder btw, so I got to listen to his "health advice" lol

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:09 PM

I do mostly body weight exercises, got rid of the weights bench. I've started doing handstand and pike push-ups, hopefully that should help things along, otherwise I may have to think about weights again.

Thing is, messing about with weight plates is really fucking annoying!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:16 PM

My god. To lift your own body weight, you must be very very strong.

I mean weights are good for definition, not nessersarily for strength tho, you prolly do have a big lot of muscle but may not be defined like it would if you lifted weights?

Tell you tho, you could easily pick me up.... (imagining it)

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:23 PM

I used to curl an ex of mine.

Strong, I don't know. I can do pull ups no problem, not many. I would even consider trying to lift more than half my body weight from the floor, but that's due to having a dodgy back that's taken me a few years to master the management of. Don't want to fuck it up now.

I have definition, just not large arms. I don't know, perhaps I have a skewed self-image, a sort of reverse anorexia?

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:25 PM

All I know is based on your description, you're fucking hot. Yum.

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:27 PM

I could be making it all up of course! I could be 5' 2" and a Danny Devito look alike. Not that there's anything wrong with Danny Devito, I think he's cool.

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:31 PM

Pics?

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:35 PM

Oh good grief! What is it with girls wanting pics this morning?

I'd gladly post one of Danny Devito for you if I could!

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:36 PM

Damn!

Need2BOwned · 05-03-2013, 11:39 PM

We need masturbation fodder

Danny Devito won't cut it. lol!

Need2BOwned · 05-03-2013, 11:43 PM

We're just playing with ya!

Sierra · 05-03-2013, 11:49 PM

FR is going all shy on us? That's rather a departure.

Really, my friend, you needn't post your face. Neck to knees is all that's required. You may even keep your clothes on if you are going to play coy about it.

(Sierra ponders whether it would be appropriate to giggle girlishly here, but not being the giggling type she decides she would only botch it - a raised eyebrow is better.)

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:52 PM

Hah!

Sierra · 05-03-2013, 11:56 PM

Sorry, Rotter....couldn't resist prodding a bit.

LIDM99810 · 05-03-2013, 11:58 PM

Please don't tell me you look like danny devito

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:59 PM

Prod away Sierra, you know I can take it.

(Warning, do not read any submissive or slut like tendencies in to that statement, I can see your smutty inuendos coming a mile off!)

05-03-2013, 10:58 PM	#123
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I don't know. My upper torso and arms could do with a bit of work. Since I've started making the accumulation of fat around my middle more resemble a heavily studded tractor tyre, everything just looks a bit out of proportion. The pole dancer I was fucking last year insisted I look fine, but I'm not so convinced. She was nearly a foot shorter than me do her perspective might have been a bit skewed! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 11:09 PM	#126
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I do mostly body weight exercises, got rid of the weights bench. I've started doing handstand and pike push-ups, hopefully that should help things along, otherwise I may have to think about weights again. Thing is, messing about with weight plates is really fucking annoying! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 11:23 PM	#128
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I used to curl an ex of mine. Strong, I don't know. I can do pull ups no problem, not many. I would even consider trying to lift more than half my body weight from the floor, but that's due to having a dodgy back that's taken me a few years to master the management of. Don't want to fuck it up now. I have definition, just not large arms. I don't know, perhaps I have a skewed self-image, a sort of reverse anorexia? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 11:27 PM	#130
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I could be making it all up of course! I could be 5' 2" and a Danny Devito look alike. Not that there's anything wrong with Danny Devito, I think he's cool. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 11:35 PM	#132
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Oh good grief! What is it with girls wanting pics this morning? I'd gladly post one of Danny Devito for you if I could! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 10:48 PM	#121
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Now fr I ain't goin sappy on yer. But I must add a :love: there. Your build is utterly perfect.

05-03-2013, 11:01 PM	#124
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	Feel free to post a pic. We'll be happy to "evaluate" and let you know

05-03-2013, 11:02 PM	#125
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Here in australia, at least where I live, its very uncommon for a man to be oveer 6 foot, that fact alone, I've made no secret here my turn on is taller the better. Possibly, but you can easily work off any extra fat around your middle, and can lift weights for your arms. One of my bfs was a body builder btw, so I got to listen to his "health advice" lol

05-03-2013, 11:16 PM	#127
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	My god. To lift your own body weight, you must be very very strong. I mean weights are good for definition, not nessersarily for strength tho, you prolly do have a big lot of muscle but may not be defined like it would if you lifted weights? Tell you tho, you could easily pick me up.... (imagining it)

05-03-2013, 11:25 PM	#129
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	All I know is based on your description, you're fucking hot. Yum.

05-03-2013, 11:31 PM	#131
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Pics?

05-03-2013, 11:36 PM	#133
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Damn!

05-03-2013, 11:39 PM	#134
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	We need masturbation fodder Danny Devito won't cut it. lol!

05-03-2013, 11:43 PM	#135
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	We're just playing with ya!

05-03-2013, 11:49 PM	#136
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	FR is going all shy on us? That's rather a departure. Really, my friend, you needn't post your face. Neck to knees is all that's required. You may even keep your clothes on if you are going to play coy about it. (Sierra ponders whether it would be appropriate to giggle girlishly here, but not being the giggling type she decides she would only botch it - a raised eyebrow is better.) __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

05-03-2013, 11:52 PM	#137
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Hah! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-03-2013, 11:56 PM	#138
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Sorry, Rotter....couldn't resist prodding a bit. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

05-03-2013, 11:58 PM	#139
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Please don't tell me you look like danny devito

05-03-2013, 11:59 PM	#140
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Prod away Sierra, you know I can take it. (Warning, do not read any submissive or slut like tendencies in to that statement, I can see your smutty inuendos coming a mile off!) __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.