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01-27-2010, 02:19 AM | #21 |
The Fist of Fury.
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I was sat at the hotel bar last night, within ten minutes of arriving and two young ladies came over. One said "We heard your accent, it's refreshing to meet a man that's not into fucking sheep....".
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-27-2010, 04:29 PM | #22 |
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Did they have white sticks and dark glasses?
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01-28-2010, 02:11 AM | #23 |
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No, but they're walking funny now.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-28-2010, 03:17 AM | #24 |
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You silly cunt, they weren't women, they were Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders in thier kilts.
ps. I think we should have our own thread. We always seem to be taking over someone else's.
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01-28-2010, 08:30 AM | #25 |
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This is my thread you senile old haggis muncher!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-28-2010, 02:59 PM | #26 |
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I resemble that remark you glorified kennel builder.
Don't linger too long in dear old Scotland you foreigner. God, the thought of you sucking on Edinburgh rock and drinking Irn Bru boggles the mind!
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01-29-2010, 12:54 AM | #27 |
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Don't worry, I only stayed for as long as I needed to. I was going to take a photo of one of the those beautiful views that Scotland is world famous for - a sign on the A74(M) that reads "Welcome to England". Unfortunatey it was dark and I passed the sign at 90mph. I would've been going faster but all those sheep drawn carts kept slowing me down....
Now I just need to work out what to do with all this funny money that doesn't have a picture of The Queen on.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-29-2010, 01:01 AM | #28 |
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Now I just need to work out what to do with all this funny money that doesn't have a picture of The Queen on.
Send it to me. I'll donate it to the Institute for Destitute Prostitutes.
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01-29-2010, 02:04 AM | #29 |
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Fuck England!
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01-29-2010, 04:53 AM | #30 |
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I concur with your sentiment exactly Mugga, but sadly it only proves one thing. You are lacking in taste. You have set your sexual ambitions woefully low.
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01-29-2010, 12:25 PM | #31 |
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No, all it proves is that Mugga is completely lacking in any, erm, fuck, can't think of the word now.
Bollocks to the pair of you!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-29-2010, 05:51 PM | #32 |
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Its got a bit homo-erotic in here again......
*reaches for the american whiskey that will have to suffice until he can get a bottle of chapter 6*
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01-30-2010, 12:15 AM | #33 |
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Homo erotic, HOMO-EROTIC?
My dear sir, the last time I came within 500 kilometres of a homo-erotic experience was in 1973 when an unusual gentleman, with a wrist so limp it looked broken, approached me in King's Cross, Sydney and enquired whether I was available for a short time. I was leaning against the wall outside some boutique waiting for my wife when this apparition approached and propositioned me. Needless to say, after being subjected to my entire lexicon of swear words, he flounced off waving his handbag. My wife, by this time, was nearly peeing herself and couldn't wait to get back home to tell everyone. Homo-erotic indeed. You're treading on dangerous ground sonny.
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01-30-2010, 01:23 PM | #34 |
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I have to say batfink my friend. Your clumsy come-ons are making me a little uncomfortable......
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01-30-2010, 08:31 PM | #35 |
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I'll have to try another tack. I didn't realise I was that transparent.
I may have to embrace (wrong word?) the unusual step of seeking advice from FR. Fuck.
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02-01-2010, 03:43 AM | #36 |
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Methinks the old FR has suddenly gone quiet. Hhhhmmmmmmmmm?
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02-01-2010, 05:27 PM | #37 |
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My advice to you would be to leave BTN alone, he isn't woolly and doesn't have four legs.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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02-02-2010, 12:22 AM | #38 |
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Enough. Leave little sheepies out of the dirty talk. It's winter here and we should appreciate them!! Love them, hug them. Oh, just have another drink... It'll all be better in the morn!
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02-02-2010, 12:58 AM | #39 |
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Quote "It's winter here and we should appreciate them!! Love them, hug them."
I do, I do, I do.
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02-02-2010, 01:11 PM | #40 |
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What is it with you guys and sheep! Are they that good? I have always lived in a city so I don't get around them much. But once I took a horse ride, just following the one on front and I noticed the horse in front of me was obviously female. I noticed that the anatomy looked EXACTLY like a gal in her knees waiting for it doggy style, absolutely the same!! So I got to thinking......
But seriously, no sheep! No! Stop.
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