Humbug! - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 12-20-2009, 11:46 AM

As I understand it a humbug originally referred to a person who talked out of their arse, a stuffed shirt, someone prone to nonsense. And humbuggery the practice of talking shit. Over the years thanks to Dickens it has become associated more with miserable, Christmas hating bastards.

Now my rotten philosophy brings you humbug redefined.

Humbuggery: The giving of anal sex to miserable bastards.

Bah humbuggery: The giving of anal sex to a smelly sheep.

Now I've got the silliness out of the way, tell us what annoys you at Christmas time and give us the opportunity to tell you to 'go bugger yourself you miserable bastard'.

RT85 · 12-20-2009, 12:06 PM

lmao oh that was too good

What annoys me at christmas time.. i hate the crappy tv when theres nothing on, i hate people making a fuss and getting me stuff when i really want nothing.. i hate snow cause i always get injured in it.. oh shit i sound like scrooge

FuckingRotter · 12-20-2009, 02:17 PM

Go and bugger yourself you miserable bastard. And when you've done that buy a book, move somewhere where nobody knows you for a month and get yourself some spiked shoes so you don't keep slipping up and landing on your miserable buggered arse....

batffink · 12-20-2009, 09:41 PM

No good him buying a book, the silly prick probably can't read. You can go and get stuffed too.

Baaaaaaah fucking humbug.

RT85 · 12-21-2009, 07:31 AM

muahahahaha i r scrooge.. i dont need to read

FuckingRotter · 12-21-2009, 10:38 AM

Bollocks to you McBatfink. After having said such complimentary things to you in YOUR Christmas thread as well.

I hope it starts snowing in Van Diemens Land. I hope it never stops. I hope all your sheep get lost in a 20' drift, all your eucalyptus trees collapse under the weight of the snow and rain frozen koalas down on your roof, and the wench with the black velvet band comes and bites your cock off.

Merry Christmas yer arse!

batffink · 12-21-2009, 11:33 PM

Sorry. I was full of piss and bad manners. Contrary to what most people think, koalas are smelly cantankerous little fuckers who love pissing on you. Not cute and lovable and usefull like sheep.

FuckingRotter · 12-22-2009, 03:01 AM

You had to bring that cunt Andy Murray into the conversation didn't you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

smelly cantankerous little fuckers who love pissing on you.

BTN · 12-24-2009, 03:56 AM

I love humbugs......very moreish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbug_(sweet)

FuckingRotter · 12-25-2009, 03:30 AM

You're supposed to love Christmas, not humbugs, you miserable bastard. Go on and bugger yourself.

BTN · 12-25-2009, 03:34 AM

And bugger yourself too humbug hater

FuckingRotter · 12-26-2009, 04:32 PM

If you want to tell me to bugger myself, start your own humbug hater thread. In the meantime, bugger off!

snarkopo · 12-27-2009, 03:03 AM

christmas annoys me at christmastime

FuckingRotter · 12-27-2009, 04:15 AM

Miserable bastard, go and get buggered.

12-20-2009, 11:46 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Humbug! As I understand it a humbug originally referred to a person who talked out of their arse, a stuffed shirt, someone prone to nonsense. And humbuggery the practice of talking shit. Over the years thanks to Dickens it has become associated more with miserable, Christmas hating bastards. Now my rotten philosophy brings you humbug redefined. Humbuggery: The giving of anal sex to miserable bastards. Bah humbuggery: The giving of anal sex to a smelly sheep. Now I've got the silliness out of the way, tell us what annoys you at Christmas time and give us the opportunity to tell you to 'go bugger yourself you miserable bastard'. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-20-2009, 12:06 PM	#2
RT85 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 2,340 Reputation: 29704	lmao oh that was too good What annoys me at christmas time.. i hate the crappy tv when theres nothing on, i hate people making a fuss and getting me stuff when i really want nothing.. i hate snow cause i always get injured in it.. oh shit i sound like scrooge __________________ Visit my .. Rape Movie Thread or my .. Rape from Cinema - [HD Cut Scenes] or my .. Tied and Raped Scenes Thread or my .. Incest Video Thread - SiteRips

12-20-2009, 02:17 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Go and bugger yourself you miserable bastard. And when you've done that buy a book, move somewhere where nobody knows you for a month and get yourself some spiked shoes so you don't keep slipping up and landing on your miserable buggered arse.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-20-2009, 09:41 PM	#4
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	No good him buying a book, the silly prick probably can't read. You can go and get stuffed too. Baaaaaaah fucking humbug. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-21-2009, 07:31 AM	#5
RT85 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 2,340 Reputation: 29704	muahahahaha i r scrooge.. i dont need to read __________________ Visit my .. Rape Movie Thread or my .. Rape from Cinema - [HD Cut Scenes] or my .. Tied and Raped Scenes Thread or my .. Incest Video Thread - SiteRips

12-21-2009, 10:38 AM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Bollocks to you McBatfink. After having said such complimentary things to you in YOUR Christmas thread as well. I hope it starts snowing in Van Diemens Land. I hope it never stops. I hope all your sheep get lost in a 20' drift, all your eucalyptus trees collapse under the weight of the snow and rain frozen koalas down on your roof, and the wench with the black velvet band comes and bites your cock off. Merry Christmas yer arse! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-21-2009, 11:33 PM	#7
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Sorry. I was full of piss and bad manners. Contrary to what most people think, koalas are smelly cantankerous little fuckers who love pissing on you. Not cute and lovable and usefull like sheep. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

12-24-2009, 03:56 AM	#9
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	I love humbugs......very moreish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbug_(sweet) __________________ So say we all

12-25-2009, 03:30 AM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You're supposed to love Christmas, not humbugs, you miserable bastard. Go on and bugger yourself. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-25-2009, 03:34 AM	#11
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	And bugger yourself too humbug hater __________________ So say we all

12-26-2009, 04:32 PM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	If you want to tell me to bugger myself, start your own humbug hater thread. In the meantime, bugger off! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-27-2009, 03:03 AM	#13
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	christmas annoys me at christmastime __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

12-27-2009, 04:15 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Miserable bastard, go and get buggered. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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