I did something extremely ill-advised last night. - Rape Board

Trill · 11-20-2008, 01:49 AM

OK, so I was at karaoke, which is practically the only time I get out and about except for errands and medical stuff. Most of the people I know there are regulars who sing wonderfully. The one regular, a gorgeous babe who shall only be known as B, was looking depressed, so I sat next to her and told her "you seem down".

She got all red eyed like she was on the verge of crying and told me her marriage was breaking down and shit. I gave her a hug because I'm a nice guy like that.

Anyway, as karaoke wound up for the night, she offered me and this other chick a lift home since it was pouring down rain. Other chick was dropped off first, after she invited us to her D&D group (I said yes since I've always wanted to play D&D) then B drove me home.

Here's where I threw my common sense out the window. She pulled up, and she kissed me on the cheek. Then before I knew what was what, we were pashing, tongue and all. It was all I could do to get myself out of the car and bid her good night.

Part of me is still shellshocked over the fact that I PASHED A MARRIED WOMAN. Another part of me feels horribly guilty, and the resident paranoid voice in my head is telling me "tread the fuck carefully". FFS, I'm a nice man, I don't do this shit. It feels like I've suddenly been dropped into one of those old soap operas.

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 01:57 AM

Be carefull jealous husbands can be bad for ones health!When my wife cheated I would have rung the guys neck given the chance.Now,years later, I could care less because my life is full of...well..LIFE

Anyway,good luck to you with whatever you choose to do in the future pretaining to this.Remember though,one day it could be you on the other end.

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 02:00 AM

Oh,and yes,Believe me when I tell you,I AM single because of it.Also if they cheat on the husband,they will cheat on you as well.

theDarkOne · 11-20-2008, 02:04 AM

I took 2 things from your statement.

#1.People still play D&D?Where do you live?The 1980s?

#2.What the hell does PASHED mean?

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 02:10 AM

"#1.People still play D&D?Where do you live?The 1980s?"
"#2.What the hell does PASHED mean?"

Ha,ha!I think I just pee'd my pants a little!
Wait,no,I'm good!

Trill · 11-20-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I took 2 things from your statement.

#1.People still play D&D?Where do you live?The 1980s?

#2.What the hell does PASHED mean?

#1. Ha ha, very funny. (I was born in the 1980s though...)

#2. Pashed = French kissed.

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 03:20 AM

"#2. Pashed = French kissed."

I just got a little smarter!Thanks!

gaggirl · 11-20-2008, 03:25 AM

lol @ the d & d comments. Oh I miss the 80s! best time of my life.

hmm I dnt know, Im not a bloke, but I dont think its such a bad thing a kiss is JUST a kiss, and she kissed you first. at worst its going to be awkward seeing her at the kareoke bar.

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 03:57 AM

"Oh I miss the 80s! best time of my life."

tell me about it!I miss it too but hey,2008 isn't so bad...

Trill · 11-20-2008, 04:11 AM

I seriously doubt that gaggy... part of me actually wants her. She's an extremely attractive woman, and her juhachiban* is the Gwynneth Paltrow version of "Bette Davis Eyes".

*Japanese karaoke term for the one song you're the best at, the one you use to showcase your singing abilities. Mine is "Sounds Of Then" by Gangajang.

whyaskwhy · 11-20-2008, 04:17 AM

"*Japanese karaoke term for the one song you're the best at, the one you use to showcase your singing abilities. Mine is "Sounds Of Then" by Gangajang."

IT'S LIKE HAVING OUR OWN PERSONAL RAPEBOARD DICTIONARY!LOVE IT!

Trill · 11-20-2008, 06:00 AM

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

FuckingRotter · 11-20-2008, 07:33 AM

I wouldve shagged her.

gaggirl · 11-20-2008, 08:02 AM

ah right so there is the dilemma.... yep id stay away then. if you get with her then you run the risk of an angry husband like someone mentioned, and if you fall in love with her well shes on the rebound you dont want to go there and be rebound guy. then again maybe she just wanted to feel attractive! yes its a little messy isnt it! I dont know what to say but stay away ina nice way unless you can stand up against any angry ex husbands

yeah todays not so bad, and i can do without Poison and bubble skirts and fluro bikepants. but i will always look back on the days i discovered the joys of sex drugs and metallica

Trill · 11-20-2008, 08:14 AM

Very messy.

Oh well, I'll just have to deal with it in my own way (read: winging it).

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 11-20-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I wouldve shagged her.

HELL YEAH !!!!!!!

and if she was that attractive i would keep on shagging her !

Conrad · 11-20-2008, 10:53 AM

Dude, if she tries it again you gotta make it clear that your not gonna fuck up her marriage by having an affair with her or even just fooling around. She made the first move etc but you should stand your ground, two wrongs don't make a right.

Seriously you shouldn't care if she's attractive or a level 8 wizard it's another man's wife, and if there's problems they have to sort it between them. If she get's divored then roll your 9 sided dice and tag that shit to Narnia man!

theDarkOne · 11-20-2008, 12:18 PM

Sorry if i sounded like a dick Trill.I just had not heard of anyone playing D&D in a long time.I played my share back in the day.

As for your prob.You don't want to be THAT GUY.You know what i mean.Sure she's hot and you feel a connection but you don't want to be a scum bag.Were men and we want sex,a given.You have to use the head on your shoulders.You would not have made this thread if you didn't know deep down what the right decision is.Im not going to tell you some lame @$$ stuff like "if it was meant to be"crap.Just this....Be A MAN not a bitch...
Good Luck to you

Oh yeah and thanks for the info on Pashed.I have never heard of that one.I live in the U.S. so im going to say maybe thats a term used else where?

and Gaggirl

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Originally Posted by gaggirl

but i will always look back on the days i discovered the joys of sex drugs and metallica

I think we would have been friends back in the day

FuckingRotter · 11-20-2008, 12:44 PM

If it had been me and you in that car we couldve spit roasted her and the other girl too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

HELL YEAH !!!!!!!

and if she was that attractive i would keep on shagging her !

Trill · 11-20-2008, 11:04 PM

Why am I not surprised...

11-20-2008, 02:00 AM	#3
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	Oh,and yes,Believe me when I tell you,I AM single because of it.Also if they cheat on the husband,they will cheat on you as well. __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 02:10 AM	#5
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	"#1.People still play D&D?Where do you live?The 1980s?" "#2.What the hell does PASHED mean?" Ha,ha!I think I just pee'd my pants a little! Wait,no,I'm good! __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 03:20 AM	#7
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	"#2. Pashed = French kissed." I just got a little smarter!Thanks! __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 03:57 AM	#9
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	"Oh I miss the 80s! best time of my life." tell me about it!I miss it too but hey,2008 isn't so bad... __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 04:17 AM	#11
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	"*Japanese karaoke term for the one song you're the best at, the one you use to showcase your singing abilities. Mine is "Sounds Of Then" by Gangajang." IT'S LIKE HAVING OUR OWN PERSONAL RAPEBOARD DICTIONARY!LOVE IT! __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 01:49 AM	#1
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	I did something extremely ill-advised last night. OK, so I was at karaoke, which is practically the only time I get out and about except for errands and medical stuff. Most of the people I know there are regulars who sing wonderfully. The one regular, a gorgeous babe who shall only be known as B, was looking depressed, so I sat next to her and told her "you seem down". She got all red eyed like she was on the verge of crying and told me her marriage was breaking down and shit. I gave her a hug because I'm a nice guy like that. Anyway, as karaoke wound up for the night, she offered me and this other chick a lift home since it was pouring down rain. Other chick was dropped off first, after she invited us to her D&D group (I said yes since I've always wanted to play D&D) then B drove me home. Here's where I threw my common sense out the window. She pulled up, and she kissed me on the cheek. Then before I knew what was what, we were pashing, tongue and all. It was all I could do to get myself out of the car and bid her good night. Part of me is still shellshocked over the fact that I PASHED A MARRIED WOMAN. Another part of me feels horribly guilty, and the resident paranoid voice in my head is telling me "tread the fuck carefully". FFS, I'm a nice man, I don't do this shit. It feels like I've suddenly been dropped into one of those old soap operas.

11-20-2008, 01:57 AM	#2
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	Be carefull jealous husbands can be bad for ones health!When my wife cheated I would have rung the guys neck given the chance.Now,years later, I could care less because my life is full of...well..LIFE Anyway,good luck to you with whatever you choose to do in the future pretaining to this.Remember though,one day it could be you on the other end. __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

11-20-2008, 02:04 AM	#4
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	I took 2 things from your statement. #1.People still play D&D?Where do you live?The 1980s? #2.What the hell does PASHED mean?

11-20-2008, 03:25 AM	#8
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	lol @ the d & d comments. Oh I miss the 80s! best time of my life. hmm I dnt know, Im not a bloke, but I dont think its such a bad thing a kiss is JUST a kiss, and she kissed you first. at worst its going to be awkward seeing her at the kareoke bar.

11-20-2008, 04:11 AM	#10
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	I seriously doubt that gaggy... part of me actually wants her. She's an extremely attractive woman, and her juhachiban* is the Gwynneth Paltrow version of "Bette Davis Eyes". *Japanese karaoke term for the one song you're the best at, the one you use to showcase your singing abilities. Mine is "Sounds Of Then" by Gangajang.

11-20-2008, 06:00 AM	#12
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

11-20-2008, 07:33 AM	#13
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I wouldve shagged her.

11-20-2008, 08:02 AM	#14
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	ah right so there is the dilemma.... yep id stay away then. if you get with her then you run the risk of an angry husband like someone mentioned, and if you fall in love with her well shes on the rebound you dont want to go there and be rebound guy. then again maybe she just wanted to feel attractive! yes its a little messy isnt it! I dont know what to say but stay away ina nice way unless you can stand up against any angry ex husbands yeah todays not so bad, and i can do without Poison and bubble skirts and fluro bikepants. but i will always look back on the days i discovered the joys of sex drugs and metallica

11-20-2008, 08:14 AM	#15
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	Very messy. Oh well, I'll just have to deal with it in my own way (read: winging it).

11-20-2008, 10:53 AM	#17
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Dude, if she tries it again you gotta make it clear that your not gonna fuck up her marriage by having an affair with her or even just fooling around. She made the first move etc but you should stand your ground, two wrongs don't make a right. Seriously you shouldn't care if she's attractive or a level 8 wizard it's another man's wife, and if there's problems they have to sort it between them. If she get's divored then roll your 9 sided dice and tag that shit to Narnia man!

11-20-2008, 11:04 PM	#20
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	Why am I not surprised...