*** War Of The Sexes ***

[ego]

Lets play a game.

Men, bash them. Degrade them to what they really are.

Women, what you gonna do about this?

[ego]

What a woman really is?


Here is a description:

[ego]

*wonders how many responces would be on that thread if it was titled "why this mod did that" *

[Sternenlied]

*wonders how many responces would be on that thread if it was titled "why this mod did that"*

Well dear ... we're women ...
So our retaliation will be cruel, silent and inevitable!
You'll never see it coming.

[ego]

Originally Posted by Sternenlied

You'll never see it coming.

Actually, this is what i am pointing out.....regardless of the sex.

Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Well dear ... we're women ...
So our retaliation will be cruel, silent and inevitable!
You'll never see it coming.

YAWN - IDLE THREATS

See you have no one else to back you up either

[ego]

Woman IS a problem and this is prooved:

[Sternenlied]

Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter

Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.

As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:

[Check all those that apply]

___ Your breasts are bigger than mine.

___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.

___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.

___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.

___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.

___ You failed the credit check.

___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___ You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.

___ You mention your ex-wife's name more than you mention mine.

EVEN IN THE WILD THE PRIDE OF THE PACK GETS A EARFUL

IF Men and Women were controls......

Sarah had no idea what it was but she had this sudden need to pick it up and talk shit for hours.....

They start young...

The swiss army knife for women...

[Sternenlied]

Explainations of a few Things and Advice by Women

The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the butts.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.

Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths you take.

If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask us in bed.

The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by male rubber-necking at the mini-skirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?

Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life--you'll never see the 'island' coming.

Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.

Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that y chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

Your balding is a good thing--it subsidizes our hair care expenses.

[Sternenlied]

HIS and HERS Road Trip

HERS:

1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. opens window
3. asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS:

1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
4. finally rolls down window
5. hocks a loogie
6. pulls up to a 7 -11
7. gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. farts
11. after he closes the door.
12. laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
14. almost hits a deer
15. curses the night
16. curses you
17. curses the large slurpee
18. stops by the side of the road 19 takes a leak
19. still taking a leak.
20. almost done
21. I think.
22. returns to car
23. Drives and fiddles with radio.
24. yells at you for suggesting the map again
25. admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
26. He hates your sister.
27. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
28. He had to look up pernicious.
29. Couldn't find a dictionary.
30. finally found a dictionary
31. Couldn't spell pernicious.
32. seethes at the memory of it all
33. But she is laughing inside...
34. And of course you're still lost.

Still fighting the losing battle on your own Stern?

Here i found you a personalized number plate for your car...

[Sternenlied]

Well, guess at least one person has to try making a stand on the male supremacy on this board. Not many intelligent warriors on my side ...

Any by the way CH: That's really a good one!

[Sternenlied]

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!