I'VE GOT a problem with... - Page 33 - Rape Board

collesfracture · 09-24-2009, 09:18 AM

have a problem with the stupid ads for viagra and stuff that bump old threads

Flesh4Fantasy · 09-24-2009, 06:37 PM

I've got a problem with how this thread looks.

When it has been bumped to the top spot in Rowdy Room it looks on the Home page like...

I've Got a Problem With...
Member's Name

The name in question being the last one to post here and bump it to the top of Rowdy. Like just before I posted here it said: I've got a problem with... collesfracture. And I keep looking at it thinking, "Now who would have a problem with him? He's such a great Member and doesn't get in fisticuff matches or anything."

And now it will look like some one has got a problem with me...

Anyone else have the same problem???

YorkLady · 09-24-2009, 06:42 PM

I've got a problem with how many years it has been since I've been fucked...

pervipete · 09-25-2009, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flesh4Fantasy

I've got a problem with how this thread looks.

When it has been bumped to the top spot in Rowdy Room it looks on the Home page like...

I've Got a Problem With...
Member's Name

The name in question being the last one to post here and bump it to the top of Rowdy. Like just before I posted here it said: I've got a problem with... collesfracture. And I keep looking at it thinking, "Now who would have a problem with him? He's such a great Member and doesn't get in fisticuff matches or anything."

And now it will look like some one has got a problem with me...

Anyone else have the same problem???

Yep, well not so much a problem, but it sure can be amusing...

pervipete · 09-25-2009, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkLady

I've got a problem with how many years it has been since I've been fucked...

Now thats a surprise Yoirkie...

Lil-Mac · 09-25-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkLady

I've got a problem with how many years it has been since I've been fucked...

Hun I am quite sure we can find a solution to that particular problem for you.

09-26-2009, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkLady

I've got a problem with how many years it has been since I've been fucked...

if i lived near you i would have a problem with
how many years
worth of Fucking i would give you in one day

and the next and next

over the sink
on the stairs like in sopranos
against the wall
on the floor holding your hands above your head as i tear at your clothes
ER yeah i got a problem

collesfracture · 09-26-2009, 09:29 AM

seems you have an Obsessive Compulsive "Fucking" problem

09-26-2009, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collesfracture

seems you have an Obsessive Compulsive "Fucking" problem

True !! especially when it involves a sexy women

gaggirl · 09-26-2009, 08:09 PM

Ive got a problem with having to be fair...

I have a problem with stupid bitches that dont have a libido and are shy when it comes to sex.

Allow me to be completely selfish for a moment. I wish my man was the kind of guy that wanted to see me used and abused on a regular basis. gang bangs, gang rape enactments, servicing him and his friends...

Alas he is not, and its easy enough for me to find good guys, and he is always on about being fair.

if girls werent so FUCKING BACKWARDS when it comes to sex my man would just play alone and we wouldnt bother with these half assed couples.

the foursome thing rarely works!!!!!

thats my bitch for the day. now back to making my mans birthday cake

gaggirl · 10-08-2009, 08:24 PM

so now I have a problem with media. Has there been ONE article in my whole life that I have been happy with being written about me and the things I do? NO. and today is no exception!

it wasnt too bad but they didnt use my derby name so now I sound like the old duck next door instead of a derby bitch coach from hell, they put my contact details in the paper rather than the website or someone elses number instead, (I HATE talking on the fone!!!) and of all the legitimate comments I made, they focussed on the raunchy stuff and include a reference to another league ( so not even the right context) that they bungled up at the same time. Fucksake. I need lessons in media. How to not let them misquote you, fuck up the facts!!! Oh well at least my ex best female friend wasnt there to give them the wrong facts to fuck up worse.

MinaPi · 10-09-2009, 11:59 PM

I need to poo...

...and that's a problem.

ChiTownHoney · 11-10-2009, 01:58 AM

I have a problem with Facebook.

It eliminates people from going on the low key.

I have one but I rarely go on, its just not my thing, but I hate when I do log on, there are pictures of me posted on other friends pages and they are there for everyone to see...not only that but they pick the most unflattering pictures of me they can find.

Then people know where I've been and who I've been out with. I dont like that, I like to be on the DL.

Not only that but people post on my wall comments like "Last night was cool, when are we hanging out again?" Seriously, how you going to do that, I dont want my friends to know I went out with you.

I cant navigate facebook for shit, but I think I have figured out how to make all my tagged photos private so that only I can see them.

Oh, also, I was looking at my profile info and realized I wanted to change my "here for" thing and add networking, so I did. The next day I got a dozen calls from people wanting to know "who the new BF was?!" I havent changed my relationship status since my ex, so it states "in a relationship" and I have no intention of changing it cause nobody needs to be knowing my business. Well, everyone got a "status update" notification from me and they got all excited thinking I had a new man.

I swear, people think FB is your life line, and sadly, sometimes for some people, it is.

I keep it because it gives me the chance to reconnect with people who I otherwise would never speak to again. But other than that, I dont like it. Everyone can find out where I've been and who I've been out with.

FuckingRotter · 11-10-2009, 04:18 PM

Don't go anywhere then Chi, people will soon get bored of you.

pervipete · 11-10-2009, 05:22 PM

I wonder how soon it'll be before AW pops up to post in defence of Facebook, with long posts to prove Chi wrong...

To be honest I'm not a great fan of Facebook, I'm on there but all it seems to be is daft games, and people complaining about the X-factor*...

*For those who don't know, X-factor is a (lack of) singing talent show. Every year you get one act that no-one likes yet still survives week after week, and this year is no exception.

FuckingRotter · 11-10-2009, 10:44 PM

Gordon Brown is on X-Factor?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

....

one act that no-one likes yet still survives week after week....

batffink · 11-12-2009, 01:51 AM

I've got a problem with Japanese movies.

They make such great rape movies, better than the Russians, and then they go and pixillate the fucking things.

Drives me mad. It's like having a shower with a raincoat on.

I don't mind the whining that the girls invariably seem to do and I can even put up with the fucking vibrators they seem to carry round in their pockets.

But I can't abide that annoying fucking pixillation. Am I the only one?

FuckingRotter · 11-12-2009, 07:37 AM

You should Japanese sheep porn then mister, they don't pixelate animal genitalia only human....

batffink · 11-12-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

You should Japanese sheep porn then mister, they don't pixelate animal genitalia only human....

You are a SICK, SICK, Sick person. You know I can't speak Japanese so stop tempting me.

FuckingRotter · 11-13-2009, 12:42 AM

I think Japanese sheep breat instead of bleat, I don't think much gets lost in translation....

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09-26-2009, 08:09 PM	#650
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Ive got a problem with having to be fair... I have a problem with stupid bitches that dont have a libido and are shy when it comes to sex. Allow me to be completely selfish for a moment. I wish my man was the kind of guy that wanted to see me used and abused on a regular basis. gang bangs, gang rape enactments, servicing him and his friends... Alas he is not, and its easy enough for me to find good guys, and he is always on about being fair. if girls werent so FUCKING BACKWARDS when it comes to sex my man would just play alone and we wouldnt bother with these half assed couples. the foursome thing rarely works!!!!! thats my bitch for the day. now back to making my mans birthday cake Last edited by gaggirl; 10-08-2009 at 08:26 PM.

10-08-2009, 08:24 PM	#651
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	so now I have a problem with media. Has there been ONE article in my whole life that I have been happy with being written about me and the things I do? NO. and today is no exception! it wasnt too bad but they didnt use my derby name so now I sound like the old duck next door instead of a derby bitch coach from hell, they put my contact details in the paper rather than the website or someone elses number instead, (I HATE talking on the fone!!!) and of all the legitimate comments I made, they focussed on the raunchy stuff and include a reference to another league ( so not even the right context) that they bungled up at the same time. Fucksake. I need lessons in media. How to not let them misquote you, fuck up the facts!!! Oh well at least my ex best female friend wasnt there to give them the wrong facts to fuck up worse. Last edited by gaggirl; 10-08-2009 at 08:27 PM.

09-24-2009, 06:37 PM	#642
Flesh4Fantasy Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wandering the Formless Void Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 76205	I've got a problem with how this thread looks. When it has been bumped to the top spot in Rowdy Room it looks on the Home page like... I've Got a Problem With... Member's Name The name in question being the last one to post here and bump it to the top of Rowdy. Like just before I posted here it said: I've got a problem with... collesfracture. And I keep looking at it thinking, "Now who would have a problem with him? He's such a great Member and doesn't get in fisticuff matches or anything." And now it will look like some one has got a problem with me... Anyone else have the same problem???

10-09-2009, 11:59 PM	#652
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	I need to poo... ...and that's a problem. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

11-10-2009, 01:58 AM	#653
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	I have a problem with Facebook. It eliminates people from going on the low key. I have one but I rarely go on, its just not my thing, but I hate when I do log on, there are pictures of me posted on other friends pages and they are there for everyone to see...not only that but they pick the most unflattering pictures of me they can find. Then people know where I've been and who I've been out with. I dont like that, I like to be on the DL. Not only that but people post on my wall comments like "Last night was cool, when are we hanging out again?" Seriously, how you going to do that, I dont want my friends to know I went out with you. I cant navigate facebook for shit, but I think I have figured out how to make all my tagged photos private so that only I can see them. Oh, also, I was looking at my profile info and realized I wanted to change my "here for" thing and add networking, so I did. The next day I got a dozen calls from people wanting to know "who the new BF was?!" I havent changed my relationship status since my ex, so it states "in a relationship" and I have no intention of changing it cause nobody needs to be knowing my business. Well, everyone got a "status update" notification from me and they got all excited thinking I had a new man. I swear, people think FB is your life line, and sadly, sometimes for some people, it is. I keep it because it gives me the chance to reconnect with people who I otherwise would never speak to again. But other than that, I dont like it. Everyone can find out where I've been and who I've been out with.

11-10-2009, 04:18 PM	#654
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Don't go anywhere then Chi, people will soon get bored of you. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-10-2009, 05:22 PM	#655
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I wonder how soon it'll be before AW pops up to post in defence of Facebook, with long posts to prove Chi wrong... To be honest I'm not a great fan of Facebook, I'm on there but all it seems to be is daft games, and people complaining about the X-factor... For those who don't know, X-factor is a (lack of) singing talent show. Every year you get one act that no-one likes yet still survives week after week, and this year is no exception. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

11-12-2009, 01:51 AM	#657
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I've got a problem with Japanese movies. They make such great rape movies, better than the Russians, and then they go and pixillate the fucking things. Drives me mad. It's like having a shower with a raincoat on. I don't mind the whining that the girls invariably seem to do and I can even put up with the fucking vibrators they seem to carry round in their pockets. But I can't abide that annoying fucking pixillation. Am I the only one? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-12-2009, 07:37 AM	#658
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You should Japanese sheep porn then mister, they don't pixelate animal genitalia only human.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-13-2009, 12:42 AM	#660
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think Japanese sheep breat instead of bleat, I don't think much gets lost in translation.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.