I'VE GOT a problem with...

[TZOFOSHO]

I've got a problem with....COUPLES!!

more so, trying to talk to couples...there's nothing more annoying than being cut off in the middle of saying something, and i have yet to meet a couple (who i've been good friends with) who doesn't do this....

me: 'so yeah did you hear about...'

girlfriend (cutting me off): 'oh baby, the craziest thing happened with joselyn'

followed by me waiting 20 minutes to hear the story about Joselyn, because if i cut a part of the couple off the other is like 'wait...he/she was saying something'....NO, FUCK YOU, i was saying something, i was fucking cut off, now i'm a dick for doing it? FUCK YOU, i hope they cheat on you.

[TZOFOSHO]

I thought i might cool out, but, no...it's fuckin ridiculous...in my experience couples don't even realize they're doing it.

you could call them out on it, but you're trying not to (?)...hurt their feelings (?)....it's just fucking ridiculous and it must be stopped.

I understand that this person is 'your everything', but if it doesn't stop i'm going to kill one of you (randomly selected) and then kill myself so that your everything becomes nothing...

woo, sorry, drunk and annoyed.

[gaggirl]

Ive got lots a problems so where do I start. oh yeah, dead people jokes are a good start.

currently: fuckhead councils (especially ones that we were forcibly moved to thanks to beattie) that now want to impose cat licensing (good luck trying to catch one to see if hes got a tag greedy idiots, and since when do cats attack people?? oh wait your trying to curb the population issue? as if someone who cant be bothered getting their cat desexed is going to fork out for a licence?? Just plain old money making....)

exercise complainers , i dont mean "ohh thats sore" I mean REALLY complaining, either too sore or not sore enough the kind of women that are never satisfied and also the kinds of women whom have opinions on how group training should go, but dont actually turn up to training to base their opinion on anything?! Go to the back of the line. sheesh.

I also have BIG problems with governments and dogooders that DENY the right of a person to end their life humanely. who the fuck do you think hyou are telling someone that they must suffer through their illness, burden their loved ones, and live a life lacking in quality, just for---- what exactly?? its oky to have an abortion... so why can we not also allow mentally stable people to end their lives with dignity when they choose?

Men that want to see their wife fucked, but are too gutless to organise a man for the purpose, so seek out a couple, and only care about seeing their woman get off with two men and another woman rather than actually having a mutually beneficial experience. And I have issues with couples with weird rules.. like you can do anal but definitely no kissing Each to their own, but it pisses me off when they leave these important facts out until you have made all the arrangements kids to meet them!!!!!!! Or guys in couples that say they are all for safe sex when all four of you are in the same room, but as soon as they get you alone they say the ONLY way they have sex is without protection, so you miss out while your man is in another room having an awesome time getting his rocks off, and your left feeling HUNGRY tempted and fighting off the octopus.

Oh and what is with guys that dont clean under their foreskin???? I love giving oral but.. seriously.... ive sucked guys with foreskins that are just ... musky and delicious, but i swear a good proportion mustnt clean it ever?????

oh you want more? I got more. my husband is sick of my soapbox. hell tell ya all about it. lol

[ChiTownHoney]

I have a problem that its 11 p.m and I'm making pancakes.

Damn you Jacoby!

I also have a problem that he is praised as being the first ever Native American to make it to the major leagues or something.

Have you seen him?? There are Mexicans who are nicknamed "blanco" who are darker than he is.

I also have a problem with Michael Vick



and no Flesh4Fantasy, its not because he's black

[pervipete]

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Ive got lots a problems so where do I start. oh yeah, dead people jokes are a good start.

I also have BIG problems with governments and dogooders that DENY the right of a person to end their life humanely. who the fuck do you think hyou are telling someone that they must suffer through their illness, burden their loved ones, and live a life lacking in quality, just for---- what exactly?? its oky to have an abortion... so why can we not also allow mentally stable people to end their lives with dignity when they choose?

Hmmm, someone's not a happy Aussie!!!

Personally, I like jokes about death, especially when it is a death worthy of a Darwin Award, and if I die in such away, feel free to rip the piss out of me

However, I agree on this point, its my life so surely I have the right to end it in a manner of my choosing, I would include mental as well as physical pain in this as well.

I realised while watching my dad fade away with cancer a couple of years ago what the cruelest part was, watching them wither, and knowing what one of my colleagues at work wen through while her son held out, nah couldn't do that to people I care about

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Men that want to see their wife fucked, but are too gutless to organise a man for the purpose, so seek out a couple, and only care about seeing their woman get off with two men and another woman rather than actually having a mutually beneficial experience. And I have issues with couples with weird rules.. like you can do anal but definitely no kissing Each to their own, but it pisses me off when they leave these important facts out until you have made all the arrangements kids to meet them!!!!!!! Or guys in couples that say they are all for safe sex when all four of you are in the same room, but as soon as they get you alone they say the ONLY way they have sex is without protection, so you miss out while your man is in another room having an awesome time getting his rocks off, and your left feeling HUNGRY tempted and fighting off the octopus.

Sounds like someone experience didn't go too well

And what is it with these, you have a hot, naked woman in front of you, begging to be fucked, but you would rather watch... silly bastards

It's like the blokes you want to be humilited while there wife is having sex, why? Ah well each to there own I suppose.

Oh, and gaggirl, we always want more from you..

[FuckingRotter]

I got a problem with Chitownhoney posting photos of ugly blokes that nobody has heard of and then not explaining who they are and why she hates them so much.

[FuckingRotter]

Also, women who walk around outdoors in their nightclothes in the middle of the day. Get a fucking job you fat lazy slob.

Last summer I was working on this house, and every time I came out to get something from my van there was this ugly old bitch next door sitting on her doorstep smoking a fag in her dressing gown. At one point a woman turns up in a battered old car that probably shouldn't be on the road, gets out and she's wearing her fucking dressing gown too. She knocks on the door and a girl comes out dressed for school.

Later on, the same woman turns up, STILL in her fucking dressing gown, and delivers the girl at old fat bitches house. Ten minutes later girl emerges in her fucking dressing gown and walks off down the fucking road. That girl should still be in school, and if she's ill not walking off down the shops. Why doesn't she get her fat lazy mother to walk to the shop?

I pay taxes to carry these cunts.

[Lil-Mac]

Are they at least wearing sexy Victoria Secret type nighties, or those nasty ones all covered with nicotine stains from the dollar store??

[BTN]

I think if its a hot girl wandering around in her bed things itsall good. But yeah, if its some out of work chav who just can't be bothered to dress then I don't like supporting then either. Alot of texes paid in the UK get wasted on these no-hopers

[ChiTownHoney]

Michael Vick is an NFL player who got busted for dog fighting/animal cruelty.

Thought it was common knowledge, other parts of the world being obsessed with the U.S and all, I thought you guys would be up on whats going on in these parts.

[ChiTownHoney]

Originally Posted by pervipete

Personally, I like jokes about death, especially when it is a death worthy of a Darwin Award, and if I die in such away, feel free to rip the piss out of me

I realised while watching my dad fade away with cancer a couple of years ago what the cruelest part was, watching them wither, and knowing what one of my colleagues at work wen through while her son held out, nah couldn't do that to people I care about

So what if someone told a joke about that? How would you feel? Not so good I bet. If you got hit by a Mcdonalds truck in front of a Wendy's, you would want some stupid fucks to laugh about what a hilarious death that was? Would your family think it was funny to hear that joke about you? Its not up to you to decide if you want someone to laugh at your expense, because you're dead anyways...its your family and those who love you that dont want to be hearing that shit.

Thats why "jokes" about stuff like that arent jokes at all. Becuase its NOT funny and the people who tell them, like BNT, Tzofosho, and that little bitch Crotchripper dont give a shit about anybody and have no compassion. They would laugh if they saw a cripple trip and fall in the middle of a busy intersection, cause thats the kind of people they are. These stupid mother fuckers think these things in life are funny and worthy of jokes, since some little bitch bastard of a crackwhore made a whole thread about it. They think its funny that a newborn infant fights for her life days after her birth only to give her last breath in her mothers arms. I'm sure if they were at the funeral and saw the the little casket being carried out, they would sneak a little snicker in...and once they saw the priest hand the tiny casket over to the distraught and crying father, they would just crack up laughing and run home to make jokes about it online on rapeboard. Then they would finish off the night by jerking themselves off to anime porn, and then go to sleep dreaming of that if they werent such big pussies, they might get laid for real someday.

end rant....unless someones says something stupid.

[pervipete]

Death, my darling Chi, is God's final great joke.

You spend an average of three score years and ten accumalating knowledge and memories, only for you to go senile, lose them and end up dying in a puddle of your own urine. Funny, maybe not, ironic yes.

As for my dads death, my old man was a lying, bullying bastard, who in his lifetime told us he had

Two brain tumours
Three, serious, heart attacks
fuck knows how many other illnesses

So yes, when he finally did get something major, there was a kind off grim irony in this. My mums reaction was the best, she wandered into the hospital, took one look and came out with 'oh, you are ill then'

As for jokes about my death, if I died wanking myself to death, or in some other stupid way, my family would be the first to take the piss, and so, to be honest would my friends.

Oh, BTW, for those who are interested, the lovely Chi, has ediited two of my posts together..

One about humourous deaths, and the other about whether or not euthanasia.

[FuckingRotter]

Only NFL players well known over here are The Fridge and OJ Simpson.

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Michael Vick is an NFL player who got busted for dog fighting/animal cruelty.

Thought it was common knowledge, other parts of the world being obsessed with the U.S and all, I thought you guys would be up on whats going on in these parts.

[ChiTownHoney]

I have a problem that its so hard to find a salon that does the service that I requested. I have to pay 400 dollars for the service, only to have it last as little as 3 months, and that I only found at one salon. Why is it so expensive? I might as well go to Mario and have them implant a hair weave for that kind of money.


I also have a problem that a women can only naturally have a decent body. Men can work out and get a great body, but women have to have the genes to achieve it. In order for me to be a perfect 10 I have to have a boob job.

Oh and I also have a problem with how men only judge your worth based on how good you look. I wish they all go away and die now and leave me alone.

[gaggirl]

this is why I dont have female friends outside of derby

I just got my ex best friend leaving messages "slut" "prostitute" (yeah so what) "im going to see you get your just desserts" and this friend is a COP.

she has been bombing the league with nutty sms messages about how horrible I am and how awesome she is.

Im actually scared. Ive seen a man run over his best mate multiple times in my driveway this year, so I know that anyone can flip and clearly shes flipped.

So I have a problem with Psycho bitches

[ChiTownHoney]

Uh oh, what did you do? What happened? yeah women can be psycho, but I've learned that your girl friends are really all you have because men dont really care about women, nor will they ever care about you the way you would think. Most men would leave me (and have multiple times) drunk in my car and watched me drive off, hitting curbs and not once did they call me to make sure I made it home safe and hadnt killed anybody. My best girl friends would never do that to me.

i drive drunk alot. I know, its bad

[gaggirl]

I didnt do anything Im just being myself

simply questioned something that went on at a committee meeting that I wasnt present at.

if a certain issue comes up that is not on the agenda it should be tabled for the next meeting, especially if the committee member representing that role is not even present to have input!

I told her that, and thats when she was like "im sick of your friendship, i dont care anymore, im quitting the league bla bla bla " and so it goes on.

[FuckingRotter]

I got a problem with how the United States of America (I mean how fucking arrogant, not even one third of America lives in the USA and they have the nerve to call themselves united!) thinks it's the best country in the world, when they're not. I mean, they keep taking on communists and losing!

1. Communists beat them to Berlin in 1945 and had to sit there picking their arses whilst the 'Mericans caught up. Clearly if Montgomery had led the Western allies advance we would have been in Warsaw before the Reds.

2. The 'Mericans were beaten in to space by the commies.

3. Commies kicked their arses out of a tiny little country in South East Asia.

4. Commies kicked their arses at the Olympics last year.

The United States of the Middle Third of the Northern Continent of America keeps getting beaten by communists and they're supposed to be the best country in the world. Hey America, us English may have been taken over by Scottish Communists, but at least they haven't beaten us yet....

[ChiTownHoney]

And these are only getting better with our new commie president!

I have a problem with english people being ugly

[FuckingRotter]

I may be ugly but at least I have a 12' cock and a big stick, how many Septics can boast that?