~Swearing Contest~ - Rape Board

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 10:24 AM

Seeing as the Rowdy Room has been pretty anti-rowdy as of late I thought I'd attempt to start something slightly "rowdy" via my sleepy, been up for more than 24 hours, drunkness; a swearing contest. The rules are simple: there are no rules. Just swear your heads off in an immature and assanine attempt to out-swear everyone else. Rather you need to vent or if something is pissing you off and you don't feel like the deep "punch a pillow" therapy route, you are welcomed here.
(if this gets me banned, it's been a nice run and I love you all...if it doesn't....don't be shy and let the rowdiness begin!)

So I've fucking been up for over 26 hours and will probably be up for another fucking 26 at this rate. This god damn caffiene running through my veins is driving me fucking nuts. Did I mention I fucking hate people who brown nose? Fucking shit eating grins while they stuff their noses into the dark asses of a superior. Shit. Redheaded pussy tastes good. Want to know my favorite breakfast item?

A BOWL OF SHIT WITH A GLASS OF SHIT TO WASH IT DOWN.

*dies*

crimsondesire · 06-21-2009, 10:46 AM

Having work tomorrow sucks. Sorry,Im not very sweary ... 98 % of the time.

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by crimsondesire

Having work tomorrow sucks. Sorry,Im not very sweary ... 98 % of the time.

I'm actually work as we speak. I'm not usually sweary either but I'm extremely sleepy, extremely bored, in a booth at my job, no one is here and yeah. So I thought I'd just be completely inane. And to keep the spirit alive; fuckity fuck shit argh fucking customers fuck!

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 10:56 AM

Go and "know yourself".....in a Biblical sense.

I projectile-vomit at your head and yell "Duck my sick!"

May you be ducked by a fog, pumped by a hooch, horked by a pound!

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cedar

Go and "know yourself".....in a Biblical sense.

I projectile-vomit at your head and yell "Duck my sick!"

May you be ducked by a fog, pumped by a hooch, horked by a pound!

Brilliant. BRILLIANCE I SAY! From this point on you will no longer be known as "Cedar" the perverted Rape Board simpleton. You are now "CEDAR!!!!!!!" The Genius From The Land of Nod! *smacks Cedar with a dildo*

Shit, my brain is so fucking toasted when I get no sleep. Eeeeeek!!! I'm so glad they have computers with wireless internet access in these booths.

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 11:02 AM

fucking customers fuck!

They most likely do.....

But in my fucking opinion, the word "fuck" is used so fucking much that it's lost all it's fucking character. It doesn't fucking mean a fucking thing anymore. It's become fucking banal, if you get my fucking drift. When the fucking rappers are using "motherfucker" to just mean "person", for fuck's sake, where the fuck can you go from there? It's fucking terminological inflation is what it fucking is. We need some new fucking swear words. That's my fucking take on it, and if the other fuckers here don't fucking agree with me, well, fuck 'em.

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cedar

fucking customers fuck!

They most likely do.....

But in my fucking opinion, the word "fuck" is used so fucking much that it's lost all it's fucking character. It doesn't fucking mean a fucking thing anymore. It's become fucking banal, if you get my fucking drift. When the fucking rappers are using "motherfucker" to just mean "person", for fuck's sake, where the fuck can you go from there? It's fucking terminological inflation is what it fucking is. We need some new fucking swear words. That's my fucking take on it, and if the other fuckers here don't fucking agree with me, well, fuck 'em.

Well dammit CEDAR!!!!!! you don't use the damn "fuck" word then. Use the word "damn" instead. It still has it's damned credibility and it's god damn UMPH. You can damn this, damn that and damn it all while still holding onto a pompous state of mind. I mean take yesterday for example, there was this damned dog who kept pissing on my damned leg so I kicked the little damn beast back to hell

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 11:19 AM

Wow, the verbal dam really burst there, didn't it?

Actually, anybody who wants to shag his dam should be posting in the incest forum.....

there was this damned dog who kept pissing on my damned leg so I kicked the little damn beast back to hell

Hell-hound, devil-dog, pooch of perdition
With rump soundly kicked, you retreat in contrition!
Ladies' sweet legs are to hump, not to whizz on
So please have the doggie eye-doc check your vision!

Yeah, I know, it's doggerel, fuck it.....oops.....

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cedar

Hell-hound, devil-dog, pooch of perdition
With rump soundly kicked, you retreat in contrition!
Ladies' sweet legs are to hump, not to whizz on
So please have the doggie eye-doc check your vision!

Holly hell in a hand basket...I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice. I'm going to be repeating this little jingle of yours all day today!

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 11:29 AM

I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice.

Wow, I came inside your brain.....very satisfying

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cedar

I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice.

Wow, I came inside your brain.....very satisfying

Good lord in heaven I hope you used a condom. My brain is pretty fucking fertile right now. Next thing you know I'll be shooting babies out my fucking nose, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck wooooooooooooooooooooooh

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 12:37 PM

Good lord in heaven I hope you used a condom.....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....

Fuck that

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cedar

Good lord in heaven I hope you used a condom.....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....

Fuck that

Well as long as you're fucking my brain shitless you will be using a condom. This condom, made of the flesh of 1,000 demons.

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2009, 04:28 PM

Fuck? Is that all you cunts have got? Fuck? You bunch of cheesy rim licking tossers DO NOT want to get in a swearing contest with me.

Wankers.

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Fuck? Is that all you cunts have got? Fuck? You bunch of cheesy rim licking tossers DO NOT want to get in a swearing contest with me.

Wankers.

What did you fucking call me you rotting piece of ass?

WANKER?!

Ex-fucking-cuse me? I'm not some fucking wank off you fucking bushy tailed twat. See I'm American so I don't know any fancy European lingo which means I'm dangerous as hell because i could fucking shoot off random insults and you'd never fucking understand a damn word I'm saying. So bring it on beyotch

*dances in front of you like a monkey on steroids*

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2009, 04:34 PM

*points and laughs*

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

*points and laughs*

*bites your finger off*

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2009, 04:36 PM

Oh, and don't call me European, you soap dodging, tree hugging, skirt wearing Californian pooftah.

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 04:38 PM

I'll call you Asian if I want to you---what the fuck is a pooftah?

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2009, 04:41 PM

That's what google is for you cheesy knobcake.

06-21-2009, 10:24 AM	#1
Bella-In-Progress Privileged Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 278 Reputation: 16631	~Swearing Contest~ Seeing as the Rowdy Room has been pretty anti-rowdy as of late I thought I'd attempt to start something slightly "rowdy" via my sleepy, been up for more than 24 hours, drunkness; a swearing contest. The rules are simple: there are no rules. Just swear your heads off in an immature and assanine attempt to out-swear everyone else. Rather you need to vent or if something is pissing you off and you don't feel like the deep "punch a pillow" therapy route, you are welcomed here. (if this gets me banned, it's been a nice run and I love you all...if it doesn't....don't be shy and let the rowdiness begin!) So I've fucking been up for over 26 hours and will probably be up for another fucking 26 at this rate. This god damn caffiene running through my veins is driving me fucking nuts. Did I mention I fucking hate people who brown nose? Fucking shit eating grins while they stuff their noses into the dark asses of a superior. Shit. Redheaded pussy tastes good. Want to know my favorite breakfast item? A BOWL OF *SHIT* WITH A GLASS OF *SHIT* TO WASH IT DOWN. dies __________________ We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high, not caring about appearances, because we believe

06-21-2009, 10:46 AM	#2
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	Having work tomorrow sucks. Sorry,Im not very sweary ... 98 % of the time. __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale.

06-21-2009, 10:56 AM	#4
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Go and "know yourself".....in a Biblical sense. I projectile-vomit at your head and yell "Duck my sick!" May you be ducked by a fog, pumped by a hooch, horked by a pound! __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 11:02 AM	#6
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	fucking customers fuck! They most likely do..... But in my fucking opinion, the word "fuck" is used so fucking much that it's lost all it's fucking character. It doesn't fucking mean a fucking thing anymore. It's become fucking banal, if you get my fucking drift. When the fucking rappers are using "motherfucker" to just mean "person", for fuck's sake, where the fuck can you go from there? It's fucking terminological inflation is what it fucking is. We need some new fucking swear words. That's my fucking take on it, and if the other fuckers here don't fucking agree with me, well, fuck 'em. __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 11:19 AM	#8
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Wow, the verbal dam really burst there, didn't it? Actually, anybody who wants to shag his dam should be posting in the incest forum..... there was this damned dog who kept pissing on my damned leg so I kicked the little damn beast back to hell Hell-hound, devil-dog, pooch of perdition With rump soundly kicked, you retreat in contrition! Ladies' sweet legs are to hump, not to whizz on So please have the doggie eye-doc check your vision! Yeah, I know, it's doggerel, fuck it.....oops..... __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 11:29 AM	#10
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice. Wow, I came inside your brain.....very satisfying __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 12:37 PM	#12
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Good lord in heaven I hope you used a condom.....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..... Fuck that __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 04:28 PM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Fuck? Is that all you cunts have got? Fuck? You bunch of cheesy rim licking tossers DO NOT want to get in a swearing contest with me. Wankers. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-21-2009, 04:34 PM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	points and laughs __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-21-2009, 04:36 PM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Oh, and don't call me European, you soap dodging, tree hugging, skirt wearing Californian pooftah. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-21-2009, 04:38 PM	#19
Bella-In-Progress Privileged Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 278 Reputation: 16631	I'll call you Asian if I want to you---what the fuck is a pooftah? __________________ We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high, not caring about appearances, because we believe

06-21-2009, 04:41 PM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	That's what google is for you cheesy knobcake. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.