Rapeworthy Politicians - Rape Board

trouble-shooter · 10-06-2013, 01:09 PM

With the shutdown is progress, it seems an appropriate time to talk about some of the HOT looking Politicians out there, and what we'd like to do with them.

Just to provide a Politically "Balanced" start, I'll talk about 1 Republican, and 1 Democrat (feel free to use your own method).

DEMOCRAT:

Texas State Senate / Candidate for Texas Governor Wendy Davis

After her famous failure to stop an anti-abortion law in Texas, it will be a real please to spend some time filling her with my cum, and teaching her what Texans think women are best for.

Rope 'em and Rape 'em!

REPUBLICAN:

Former Alaska Governor / Former VP Candidate Sarah Palin

Looking at her rack, all I can think of is giving her a hard tittie fuck. Then bending her over and riding soft round ass as she screams and begs.

As they say in Nascar:

"Gentlemen (and ladies), START YOUR ENGINES!!!"

Poison · 10-06-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by trouble-shooter

I'm gonna vote for Palin if you know what I mean. Preferably in this patriotic little outfit. Hopefully I can give her a few inches of firepower to make that shooting iron look puny in comparison.

I bet a nutty Republican like her would absolutely hate getting it from a Brit.

FuckingRotter · 10-07-2013, 01:57 AM

They're both mingers.

Poison · 10-07-2013, 02:46 PM

What's her face, the liberal, isn't that attractive, but Palin's got a certain MILFy/dumbass Republican charm. I'd have a few whiskeys with her, shoot AR-15s at deer, then fuck her in a log cabin, for definites.

trouble-shooter · 10-07-2013, 03:31 PM

Davis is a pure Grudge Fuck!
I don't like mouthy liberal broads or baby killer's.
This slut is both.

I want to bend her over and reminder what women are built for,
then put her on her knees, so she can learn her place in the world,
and start using that mouth to show proper respect for men.

spike789 · 11-03-2013, 04:10 PM

In England, Caroline Flint is an MP for the Labour Party. She definitely needs teaching a lesson or two!

SaintGremory · 05-05-2015, 07:05 PM

She's the light skinned cum guzzler in charge of prosecuting those 6 cops in Baltimore

Omegaphallic · 05-30-2015, 07:11 PM

Roleplaying Canadian politics wise NDP MP Rathika Sitibasien (mispelled the last name, she's Tamil Canadian), NDP MP Ruth Ellen Broseau (Her nickname is Vegas Girl, I kid you not), NDP MP Charmaine Borg, NDP MP Lauren Liu, NDP MP Anna Qualch, NDP MP Megan Leslie, CPC MP Rona Ambrose, former CPC MP Helen Gurgis, former MP Liberal Belinda Stronack. Canada has way hotter politicians then you Americans do, but your politics get all the porn movies about them.

BetweenAngelasLegs · 05-31-2015, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Omegaphallic

Roleplaying Canadian politics wise NDP MP Rathika Sitibasien (mispelled the last name, she's Tamil Canadian), NDP MP Ruth Ellen Broseau (Her nickname is Vegas Girl, I kid you not), NDP MP Charmaine Borg, NDP MP Lauren Liu, NDP MP Anna Qualch, NDP MP Megan Leslie, CPC MP Rona Ambrose, former CPC MP Helen Gurgis, former MP Liberal Belinda Stronack. Canada has way hotter politicians then you Americans do, but your politics get all the porn movies about them.

As a registered Canadian expat voter living in the USA there is no doubt that I would love to give Rona Ambrose a hard fucking. Rona is hot! I've met Rona and would love to push my penis between Rona's legs against her will. Spread those legs, Rona!

When it comes to Las Vegas, I have close personal friends living there and I respect the place. I also respect Ruth Ellen Brosseau--she was inexperienced but she had the courage to serve and I hope she gets the chance to serve as a Cabinet minister in Canada's next Parliament. But she is also really, really hot and I would love to fuck Ruth Ellen as well!

Belinda Stronach is pretty hot too and she "crossed the floor" saving the government which is pretty hot behavior in and of itself.

However, as a dual American-Canadian citizen registered to vote in both countries (it's true even though it's foolish of me to actually say true things about me here) I must take issue with the fact that Canadian politicians are necessarily hotter than their American counterparts. In fact just recently I got the chance to spend some time with a HOT US congressgirl. On the Congress website she may be a bit dowdy looking but in person she is HOT HOT HOT and I would love to give her a serious fucking. Spread your legs, Susan!

(yes I'm telling the truth when I say I'm a dual citizen, registered to vote in both countries, and LOVE tracking the hot female politicians in both countries. I seek out opportunities, as you can see, to meet hot female politicians in both countries!)

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is pretty hot too! Also I met a female US Senator recently--she seemed a bit plain looking if truth be told but just after meeting her I found a big rip in my jeans so I'm not sure what that was all about--I'm assuming this female Senator must have had her way with me and I'm somehow blocking out the memory.

And while I enjoy sexually fantasizing about the female politicians in both countries, I love all of them and wish them the best. My only regret is that the death penalty here in the US isn't quite as effective as it should be and we didn't properly deal with Jared Loughner for runing the career of one our hottest politicians, Gabby Giffords. Gabby's hot and I HATE that guy.

Omegaphallic · 05-31-2015, 06:13 AM

I was under the impression that American reps were mostly really old white dudes, its good to see some diversity in there. I admit some like Kathleen Rice look really fucking hot.

I'd add Premier Rachel Notley of Alberta. Hot woman, talented politician. For those of you not familiar with Canada, Rachel Notley becoming Premier of Alberta this year is like Bernie Sanders becoming governor of Texas with the state legistlature having a supermajority of social democractic representives. It was fucking so awesome it may have caused a shift federally, potentially leading to NDP leader Tom Mulcair as Canada's next Prime Minister.

10-06-2013, 01:09 PM	#1
trouble-shooter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 135 Reputation: 5012	Rapeworthy Politicians With the shutdown is progress, it seems an appropriate time to talk about some of the HOT looking Politicians out there, and what we'd like to do with them. Just to provide a Politically "Balanced" start, I'll talk about 1 Republican, and 1 Democrat (feel free to use your own method). DEMOCRAT: Texas State Senate / Candidate for Texas Governor Wendy Davis After her famous failure to stop an anti-abortion law in Texas, it will be a real please to spend some time filling her with my cum, and teaching her what Texans think women are best for. Rope 'em and Rape 'em! REPUBLICAN: Former Alaska Governor / Former VP Candidate Sarah Palin Looking at her rack, all I can think of is giving her a hard tittie fuck. Then bending her over and riding soft round ass as she screams and begs. As they say in Nascar: "Gentlemen (and ladies), START YOUR ENGINES!!!"

10-07-2013, 01:57 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	They're both mingers. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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10-07-2013, 02:46 PM	#4
Poison Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 73 Reputation: 949	What's her face, the liberal, isn't that attractive, but Palin's got a certain MILFy/dumbass Republican charm. I'd have a few whiskeys with her, shoot AR-15s at deer, then fuck her in a log cabin, for definites.

10-07-2013, 03:31 PM	#5
trouble-shooter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 135 Reputation: 5012	Davis is a pure Grudge Fuck! I don't like mouthy liberal broads or baby killer's. This slut is both. I want to bend her over and reminder what women are built for, then put her on her knees, so she can learn her place in the world, and start using that mouth to show proper respect for men.

11-03-2013, 04:10 PM	#6
spike789 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: UK Posts: 19 Reputation: 129	In England, Caroline Flint is an MP for the Labour Party. She definitely needs teaching a lesson or two!

05-30-2015, 07:11 PM	#8
Omegaphallic Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 43 Reputation: 172	Roleplaying Canadian politics wise NDP MP Rathika Sitibasien (mispelled the last name, she's Tamil Canadian), NDP MP Ruth Ellen Broseau (Her nickname is Vegas Girl, I kid you not), NDP MP Charmaine Borg, NDP MP Lauren Liu, NDP MP Anna Qualch, NDP MP Megan Leslie, CPC MP Rona Ambrose, former CPC MP Helen Gurgis, former MP Liberal Belinda Stronack. Canada has way hotter politicians then you Americans do, but your politics get all the porn movies about them.

05-31-2015, 06:13 AM	#10
Omegaphallic Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 43 Reputation: 172	I was under the impression that American reps were mostly really old white dudes, its good to see some diversity in there. I admit some like Kathleen Rice look really fucking hot. I'd add Premier Rachel Notley of Alberta. Hot woman, talented politician. For those of you not familiar with Canada, Rachel Notley becoming Premier of Alberta this year is like Bernie Sanders becoming governor of Texas with the state legistlature having a supermajority of social democractic representives. It was fucking so awesome it may have caused a shift federally, potentially leading to NDP leader Tom Mulcair as Canada's next Prime Minister.