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07-29-2016, 06:22 PM | #21 |
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Trying to get your dog to eat a vitamin pill and realizing he is stronger and has more teeth than you.
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07-29-2016, 06:23 PM | #22 |
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Driving somewhere and catching all the red fucking lights.
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07-31-2016, 08:59 AM | #23 |
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Going for a drink with the girls and having young guys starring and snooping around.
You go the usual ways, sit them at the table, get them tipsy, and bring the to the apartment for a good long gang fuck. That's what they want right ? Everybody knows about us because of that facebrook story. We give the young fucker a 0-8 back forth up couch rope, he screams like a baby all night and then he complains he just wanted a fucking date ! He leaves the flat crying the rope hurts like hell and he's bleeding. We tell him to piss of back to his gfe dolls if he wants vanilla and don't come back no more ! he walks the door yelling he's gonna complain for sexual abuse RTFLMAO young penises always on the look for crying themselves some more. I don't care ! hi cum was yummy and it made a nice video. pretty sure we will make some queens on youporn with it |
07-31-2016, 10:45 AM | #24 |
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Good for you cuttieDiamond69. Some of these young fuckers just want to be cuddled by their Moms and are not up to having real sex.
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07-31-2016, 10:54 AM | #25 |
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Handing over a $10 bill at a faulty cash register for something that costs $7.88, and the girl or guy at the register grabs a fucking calculator to work out how much change to give you.
Really? Come on you idiots, the last generation was able to figure that out with their fucking fingers! |
08-01-2016, 08:21 PM | #26 |
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Never being able to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. why the fuck hasn't someone invented a toothpaste cap that lets us get to every bit of the contents?
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08-01-2016, 08:27 PM | #27 |
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People who call you up and then ask ‘who is this?’
I usually reply with 'who the fuck are you looking for?' |
08-01-2016, 08:33 PM | #28 |
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All those in the UK who voted for Brexit and changed their minds after they won it.
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08-01-2016, 08:56 PM | #29 |
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Visitors watching Netflix with my profile, which gets filled with suggestions for and viewing history of movies I fucking hate. My grandkids are the worst offenders, I made profiles for them but they are too fucking lazy to click on them.
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08-01-2016, 09:06 PM | #30 |
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The time there was a bikini car wash and my wife just had to pick that day to come with me, so I had to get a regular car wash instead.
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08-11-2016, 12:36 PM | #31 |
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The guys that turn everything into politics. Sitting at the bar with the guys, talking about the usual stuff like sport, cars, pussy. The same bastard always steers the conversation to politics, which starts an argument and royally fucks up the whole evening. Fucking political know-it-all bastards.
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08-11-2016, 12:44 PM | #32 |
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Having to sit on a plane next to some smell fucker reeking of BO. I mean how much does it cost to spray your armpits before boarding, you inconsiderate stinky bastard.
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08-11-2016, 10:37 PM | #33 |
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Spongers. Like the guy who "forgets" his wallet and borrows money to pay the bar tab. Or goes for a leak when its his round. Or is always behind with his lottery pool payments. Sponging bastard.
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08-11-2016, 10:38 PM | #34 |
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Going to the bar every night after work for a whole week so I can avoid my wifes two sisters staying with us. I have to suffer them for a week every couple of months, which isn't what I had in mind for the spare room.
Pair of cunts, actually useless cunts too because they never got married. Useless spinster cunts.
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08-11-2016, 10:47 PM | #35 |
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The out of date magazines in Doctors surgery waiting rooms. Did you know there are companies who supply waiting room magazines?
I wish the receptionst would buy a bunch of daily newspapers instead of that out of date uninteresting trash.
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08-12-2016, 07:44 PM | #36 |
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Weather forecasts that are waaay off the mark. Well into the 21st century and the fucking weather forecaster still can't get it right more than a third of the time.
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08-12-2016, 07:49 PM | #37 |
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Kids chewing gum with their fucking mouths open.
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08-12-2016, 08:07 PM | #38 |
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During a phone call to a utility company or whatever, and they say that "your call may be recorded for training and quality control purposes" or something similar. Fuck off and turn the recorder OFF you bastard.
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08-15-2016, 08:58 AM | #39 |
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Those Russian forced sex movies involving a female victim and two perps, but only one of the perps gets to pork the victim. The other guy merely restrains the victim, but otherwise doesn't get any.
I've seen countless movie clips like that, utterly wasteful of the extra cock.
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08-15-2016, 07:13 PM | #40 |
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Armchair Olympic critics.
You all know these types. Critical of anyone who doesn't come home with a gold medal. Most of these critics probably never played the sport that the competitor they are slating are competing in. Most of those critics are probably fat, lazy keyboard warriors who have no idea of the hard work and dedication that Olympic competitors go through before they even get to the Olympics. If it was Winter now, I would take my hat off in admiration of all Olympic competitors for what they have to endure. The critics can go and fuck off, cunts the lot of them.
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