Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See - Rape Board

hornybisexualbitch · 06-28-2007, 05:04 PM

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head..

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

ego · 06-28-2007, 05:24 PM

Nice post!

sindyloo · 06-28-2007, 05:59 PM

"Stop being a Hemorrhoid,,Get off my ASS!!"

"Please,Introduce yourself First!!"

HEY!! Hows My BRAKES???

hornybisexualbitch · 06-28-2007, 07:40 PM

A fav of mine

Can you read this? no?

THEN BACK THE FUCK OFF.

my dark side · 06-29-2007, 04:13 AM

one i like

" If assholes could fly
This place would be an airport"

Obviously not true for RB but for most places that i actually take a car, it is an appropriate saying

sillyjunior2000 · 06-29-2007, 10:52 AM

"Catch you in HELL"

ego · 06-29-2007, 10:57 AM

Doctor said i have to eat fruits.

Hey barman, put a cherry in my beer!

Ntense · 06-29-2007, 06:05 PM

Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.

Life's a buffet... so eat me!

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Assassins do it from behind!

Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

here in Texas: Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

and my personal favorite:

tnc4fun · 06-29-2007, 07:00 PM

You're jealous because
the voices just talk to me

This vehicle makes frequent stops.
Don't want to spill my beer.

I never go faster than my age.
I look pretty good for 110, don't I ?

sindyloo · 06-29-2007, 07:11 PM

funny and welcome back4fun!! missed you!

A fave from oklahoma on a lot of pickups...."caution Driver Chews"

tnc4fun · 06-30-2007, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

funny and welcome back4fun!! missed you!

A fave from oklahoma on a lot of pickups...."caution Driver Chews"

I've been around...just been busy falling asleep right after work

Just one question...does the driver swallow, too ?

sillyjunior2000 · 06-30-2007, 12:58 PM

lol

hornybisexualbitch · 06-30-2007, 02:44 PM

WOW thanks for adding guys, i love those....LMAO

06-28-2007, 05:04 PM	#1
hornybisexualbitch Daughter of Jasmine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,114 Reputation: 2956	Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," The proctologist called ...they found your head.. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me," Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! Welcome to America ...now speak English __________________ So...who missed me? Smiles are contagious, share one, the small things can brighten someones day.

06-28-2007, 05:24 PM	#2
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Nice post! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

06-28-2007, 05:59 PM	#3
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	"Stop being a Hemorrhoid,,Get off my ASS!!" "Please,Introduce yourself First!!" HEY!! Hows My BRAKES??? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

06-28-2007, 07:40 PM	#4
hornybisexualbitch Daughter of Jasmine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,114 Reputation: 2956	A fav of mine Can you read this? no? THEN BACK THE FUCK OFF. __________________ So...who missed me? Smiles are contagious, share one, the small things can brighten someones day.

06-29-2007, 10:52 AM	#6
sillyjunior2000 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 238 Reputation: 174	"Catch you in HELL" __________________ how do you do? - we usually remove our clothes and do.

06-29-2007, 04:13 AM	#5
my dark side Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Away from here Posts: 2,038 Reputation: 1051	one i like " If assholes could fly This place would be an airport" Obviously not true for RB but for most places that i actually take a car, it is an appropriate saying

06-29-2007, 10:57 AM	#7
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Doctor said i have to eat fruits. Hey barman, put a cherry in my beer! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

06-29-2007, 06:05 PM	#8
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning. Life's a buffet... so eat me! I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? How do I set a laser printer to stun? Assassins do it from behind! Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! here in Texas: Cover me! I'm changing lanes. and my personal favorite: __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

06-29-2007, 07:00 PM	#9
tnc4fun Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 203 Reputation: 453	You're jealous because the voices just talk to me This vehicle makes frequent stops. Don't want to spill my beer. I never go faster than my age. I look pretty good for 110, don't I ? __________________ The principles of lust are easy to understand, Do what you feel, feel until the end. The principles of lust are burned into your mind, Do what you want, do it until you find...love. Basic instincts, social life Paradoxes side by side Don't submit to stupid rules Be yourself and nobody's fool Don't accept average habits Open your heart and push the limits. The path of excess leads to the Tower of Wisdom. St. Michael Cretu

06-29-2007, 07:11 PM	#10
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	funny and welcome back4fun!! missed you! A fave from oklahoma on a lot of pickups...."caution Driver Chews" __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

06-30-2007, 12:58 PM	#12
sillyjunior2000 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 238 Reputation: 174	lol __________________ how do you do? - we usually remove our clothes and do.

06-30-2007, 02:44 PM	#13
hornybisexualbitch Daughter of Jasmine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,114 Reputation: 2956	WOW thanks for adding guys, i love those....LMAO __________________ So...who missed me? Smiles are contagious, share one, the small things can brighten someones day.