Tell me a joke.. - Rape Board

W2E · 03-12-2009, 01:32 AM

Shoot..

Hailo · 03-12-2009, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by W2E

Shoot..

I didn't get it?

Hailo · 03-12-2009, 01:43 AM

My favorite jokes (well the ones that i can actually remember) are:

1. What's pink anf fluffy?

2. What's brown and sticky?

theDarkOne · 03-12-2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by W2E

Shoot..

no

fival · 03-12-2009, 03:26 AM

a man gets on a plane with 6 kids and the stewartess goes "awh are those all yours" the man laugh and says "no i work for trojan they'er customer complaints"

W2E · 03-12-2009, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by littlemissRotter

My favorite jokes (well the ones that i can actually remember) are:

1. What's pink anf fluffy?

2. What's brown and sticky?

Hmmm...
Oo.. You nasty you..

nice signature by the way..

W2E · 03-12-2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by W2E

Shoot..

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

no

Well, since you have a weapon, I'm glade you said no.

W2E · 03-12-2009, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fival

a man gets on a plane with 6 kids and the stewartess goes "awh are those all yours" the man laugh and says "no i work for trojan they'er customer complaints"

Nice one.. Its very local though.. trojan doesnt have a distributor here.. Usually we use groceries paper bags.

FuckingRotter · 03-12-2009, 03:59 AM

1. Pink fluff.
2. A brown stick.

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Originally Posted by littlemissRotter

My favorite jokes (well the ones that i can actually remember) are:

1. What's pink anf fluffy?

2. What's brown and sticky?

FuckingRotter · 03-12-2009, 04:00 AM

What's blue and fluffy?

pervipete · 03-12-2009, 12:46 PM

Blue Fluff?

pervipete · 03-12-2009, 12:50 PM

A memo from work

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) . Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Management

ChiTownHoney · 03-12-2009, 12:52 PM

All the jokes I know are racist.

FuckingRotter · 03-12-2009, 12:54 PM

Yes. What's green and fluffy?

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Originally Posted by pervipete

Blue Fluff?

pervipete · 03-12-2009, 01:12 PM

Green Fluff

angkorwat · 03-12-2009, 01:13 PM

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Halfway

W2E · 03-12-2009, 04:31 PM

Whats hairy, looks weird, and out of it most of the time??

Joaquin Phoenix

sindyloo · 03-12-2009, 04:58 PM

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb!

FuckingRotter · 03-12-2009, 11:45 PM

No, a climate change activist.

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Originally Posted by pervipete

Green Fluff

fival · 03-13-2009, 02:56 AM

what do you call a lesbian dynosour......a lick-allota-puss

03-12-2009, 01:32 AM	#1
W2E Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11 Reputation: 119	Tell me a joke.. Shoot..

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Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	My favorite jokes (well the ones that i can actually remember) are: 1. What's pink anf fluffy? 2. What's brown and sticky? __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

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FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What's blue and fluffy? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-12-2009, 12:46 PM	#11
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Blue Fluff? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-12-2009, 12:50 PM	#12
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	A memo from work Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) . Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Management __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-12-2009, 03:26 AM	#5
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ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	All the jokes I know are racist.

03-12-2009, 01:12 PM	#15
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Green Fluff __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

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W2E Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11 Reputation: 119	Whats hairy, looks weird, and out of it most of the time?? Joaquin Phoenix

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sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

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