Lets cheer little miss Rotter up. :) - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 01:43 AM

I'm not going to go into too much detail. You may have noticed little miss Rotter has been poorly the last few weeks? Despite telling us "I'm cool though" she really is not. She's unwell, a little worried and not having a particularly pleasant time of it right now.

To make things worse the poor girl hasn't seen me for a few weeks and won't get to see me for three more. No sitting on my lap or cuddles.

Now I can't post pics with my iPhone. Any messages of support and cards and flowers from you lot and you will all have my unending gratitude.

P.S. No sweets or chocolate.

lexie22 · 03-17-2009, 01:44 AM

I hope you feel better, Mrs. Rotter!

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 01:47 AM

That is so sweet Mr Rotter

I don't want to piss people off here about stuff about me as it's boring, i've moaned about it already or it's just not that interesting.

Miss you lots*tears welling up* Mr Rotter. I am cool though

somedude · 03-17-2009, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

No sweets or chocolate.

What about crisps?

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 01:47 AM

Can i have some chocolate, it would be rude to say no i think. . .

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 01:48 AM

I lurve crisps

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 01:50 AM

Definitely no crisps Somedude. But since you're the law around here I'm trusting you to keep safe any sweets and chocolate until little miss Rotter is better, then she can share it all out.

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 01:54 AM

*pouts* no sweets at all Mr Rotter? but it's been scientifically proven in some country that nobody has heard of that choclate and sweets help people get better really quickly. Okie, i actually made that up but i'm sure it's good for you. Okie, i know thats not true either. mmmmm Mr Rotter, i just got to have sweets!

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 01:57 AM

I can hear your voice in my head as I read what you type!

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I can hear your voice in my head as I read what you type!

ha ha!

somedude · 03-17-2009, 02:08 AM

Guess I'll have to guard the goodies then

Right all goodies for littlemissRotter are to be turned over at the Marshal's office and will be held till she's all better! LOL

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 02:17 AM

Shall I send over John Wayne and Dean Martin to help you guard the Marshals office?

somedude · 03-17-2009, 02:24 AM

Yeah and send over Stumpy too

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 02:26 AM

:d

I'll bring my guitar.

somedude · 03-17-2009, 02:40 AM

And you can play "The Rollin Rio Bravo Rolls Along"...

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 02:46 AM

I know it's not a cowboy song, and little miss Rotter isn't Spanish but I thought I'd sing "Spanish Harlem" for her.

ShyAngel · 03-17-2009, 02:49 AM

LMR I hope you are feeling better soon. Here's a bouquet of 2 dozen roses to get you on the track to feeling better.

(The roses are actually hersheys chocolate kisses, but It'll just be our little secret

) Any one looking will think you just got roses. lol

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 03:15 AM

*cough*

Somedude, somebody is trying to break the embargo.

Hailo · 03-17-2009, 06:34 AM

Thank you shy angel for my 'sweet'flowers. I'll protect you from any punishments!

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2009, 06:37 AM

Have you been sent home little lady?

03-17-2009, 01:43 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Lets cheer little miss Rotter up. :) I'm not going to go into too much detail. You may have noticed little miss Rotter has been poorly the last few weeks? Despite telling us "I'm cool though" she really is not. She's unwell, a little worried and not having a particularly pleasant time of it right now. To make things worse the poor girl hasn't seen me for a few weeks and won't get to see me for three more. No sitting on my lap or cuddles. Now I can't post pics with my iPhone. Any messages of support and cards and flowers from you lot and you will all have my unending gratitude. P.S. No sweets or chocolate. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 01:47 AM	#3
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	That is so sweet Mr Rotter I don't want to piss people off here about stuff about me as it's boring, i've moaned about it already or it's just not that interesting. Miss you lotstears welling up Mr Rotter. I am cool though __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

03-17-2009, 01:47 AM	#5
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	Can i have some chocolate, it would be rude to say no i think. . . __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

03-17-2009, 01:48 AM	#6
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	I lurve crisps __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

03-17-2009, 01:50 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Definitely no crisps Somedude. But since you're the law around here I'm trusting you to keep safe any sweets and chocolate until little miss Rotter is better, then she can share it all out. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 01:44 AM	#2
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	I hope you feel better, Mrs. Rotter!

03-17-2009, 01:54 AM	#8
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	pouts no sweets at all Mr Rotter? but it's been scientifically proven in some country that nobody has heard of that choclate and sweets help people get better really quickly. Okie, i actually made that up but i'm sure it's good for you. Okie, i know thats not true either. mmmmm Mr Rotter, i just got to have sweets! __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

03-17-2009, 01:57 AM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I can hear your voice in my head as I read what you type! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 02:08 AM	#11
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Guess I'll have to guard the goodies then Right all goodies for littlemissRotter are to be turned over at the Marshal's office and will be held till she's all better! LOL __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-17-2009, 02:17 AM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Shall I send over John Wayne and Dean Martin to help you guard the Marshals office? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 02:24 AM	#13
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Yeah and send over Stumpy too __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-17-2009, 02:26 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	:d I'll bring my guitar. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 02:40 AM	#15
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	And you can play "The Rollin Rio Bravo Rolls Along"... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-17-2009, 02:46 AM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I know it's not a cowboy song, and little miss Rotter isn't Spanish but I thought I'd sing "Spanish Harlem" for her. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 02:49 AM	#17
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	LMR I hope you are feeling better soon. Here's a bouquet of 2 dozen roses to get you on the track to feeling better. (The roses are actually hersheys chocolate kisses, but It'll just be our little secret ) Any one looking will think you just got roses. lol

03-17-2009, 03:15 AM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	cough Somedude, somebody is trying to break the embargo. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2009, 06:34 AM	#19
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	Thank you shy angel for my 'sweet'flowers. I'll protect you from any punishments! __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

03-17-2009, 06:37 AM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Have you been sent home little lady? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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