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Old 05-08-2010, 09:20 PM   #1
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Mr Ewe Mitzscherlich, aged 39, a postman of Possendorf near Dresden, has married Cecilia his cat.

"We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed" said Ewe, "Our hearts beat as one - it's unique."

The groom's twin brother was best man. The happy couple dressed up for the occasion. Ewe in top hat and wedding suite and Cecilia in a white dress.

The report mercifully drew a veil over the honeymoon. The mind boggles.
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:36 AM   #2
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I call bullshit on this
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:56 AM   #3
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AFP Berlin reporting on an article in "Bild" magazine. Would I lie to the members of this august board?
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Old 05-09-2010, 01:18 AM   #4
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You wouldn't no. but the press? C'mon
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I followed through and found out that it was true except that he hired an out of work actress to stand in for the cat. He had to get a stand-in as humans aren't allowed to marry animals under German law.

I wonder how sheep stand under Scottish or Australian law? Hhhmmmmm.
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Sheep are stupid.

Look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68gcTlPLV7Q
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I've seen a man merry the car and give it a custom muffler for, you know, the honeymoon. I've also seen men try to marry their horses. Some people are that desperate.
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What kind of car?
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Oh I had a good laugh with that one!!!!!!! Excellent!
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I'm emigrating. Just booked my flight half an hour ago. Thanks Wiz.
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