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Old 03-27-2010, 05:06 AM   #1
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Default Wilkinson v. Gillette

An American tourist was declaiming loudly in a rural English pub about the superior quality of American razor blades manufactured by King Gillette. (He was probably from Texas, heh heh)

An elderly English ex-Colonel, very pukka, took exception to this and took the American to task, arguing that English made Wilkinsons were far superior to any on the planet.

"My memsahib once accidently swallowed a Wilkinson razor blade in '25" he puffed "and over the next month she had to wait while nature took its course and it passed out in the normal manner"

"So what?" said the underwhelmed American, "what was so special about that?'

"I'll tell you what, my old fruit" said the geriatric Colonel, "On the way out, it gave her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a clitorodectomy, sliced the middle finger off the gardener's right hand, circumcised the Vicar AND I got twelve good shaves out of it after that!

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Old 03-28-2010, 02:53 PM   #2
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i used to use Wilkinsons, i found them better.
but phillips is my best now!
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:10 PM   #3
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Why don't men wax their faces?

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Because the pain of it would be far far far beyond any pain or hastle of shaving!
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This was my first thought when I saw this thread!

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Default Shave or do not shave, with whatever!

When I want the action to go smoothly and without little jagged expressions of pain, I use my grandfather's straight razor. It was made in Germany before WW1. With a hot wet towel and some lavishly applied shaving soap (not cream), it leaves my face softer than a new born's butt.

Then, all I have to remember are my many repeated tongue exercises. One, two, button her clit; two, three, four; find the door. Five, six, seven get your head clear of her legs. Eight, nine, ten; let's do this again.

Okay, I'm a male chauvinistic pig with a straight razor! My wife doesn't have a problem with this aspect of my perversion. Damn, I love her!

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actually i tried that.. worse that the time i tried my leg
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I've used Wilkinson blades in the past and still keep one on stand by. But I use an electric razor now for the convienence more than anything. But nothing matches the clean feeling of a wet shave with a very sharp single blade. None of these gadgets or lubricating strips. Just soap, Hot water (cold for the blade for shaving officanados) and 15 - 20 minutes of some well spent time.
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